I remembered the fun of the trip.
In Mexico, one customs officer shows the guy how they smoke, well, with their fingers and looks questionably, and I’m a lamb in Spanish, I say, but, grasias. Throw away from the side? No, thank you

The hopeful:

"28 October any guy can offer a girl to date, and she has no right to refuse".
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I heard the bell, don’t you know where it was?
Not October 28, but February 29; not a guy, but a woman; not to meet, but to marry; not in Russia, but in the UK.

A joke on the subject:
Is it true that Rabinovich won the Volga in the lottery?
Everything is right. Not Ivanov, but Ivanov. And not a Volga, but a hundred rubles. Not in the lottery, but in the cards. He did not win, but lost.

Now about connecting to the company’s internal network: what version of Android do you have?
Sorry, version of what?
... the android. on your smartphone.
Oh my, forgive me what?

and pause. A long pause.

We are archival workers. We talk on the gram.
At the negotiating tubes.

XHH: Envy you, the banderologists, we and the Chief are leaving. I go not to work.
YYY: And we don’t have to work and go anywhere.

I add :
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Who was the father of Anakin Skywalker and who taught Palpatine?
and...
In a distant galaxy there is Chuck Norris.

– – – – –
The first Death Star had an index of 3310.

Father masters the PC, Boyko is quite mastering despite the age of 73. I received a letter from him today containing this phrase:
When I started the computer popped up the hint that some updates are needed again, I clicked Yes and popped up some conditions that I will have to comply with after these updates, but I think I don’t owe anyone anything –--- and clicked CANCEL."

Discussion of D&D.

Signed by:
I remember bringing ADND to my provincial town in 2000. explained to a friend how to play, played a couple of games, dropped for the next semester. Half a year later there are rumors - a friend recruited a team and started driving. They played in the desert behind the house, all took mints. The men could not understand - a group of guys 18-25 years sit on the outskirts of the microregion, rattles, scorns, all the time on the high, day by day. with you only lemonade, no cabbage, no bab, no grass, sober like. Myths in confusion. There is nothing to show in the area. A few months later, the local came to the master, presented sectarianism. It turned out that the grandmothers who walked around in the evening listened very carefully, pretending to be old and deaf. The master played some slaves of the world very well, artistically.

Milonov wants to ban citizens from marrying "in rats and corpse costumes"
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It seems like I now imagine the wedding of my dreams! And why didn’t it come to mind without Milov?* is

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We came to the Zags, scheduled, went home -> profit.
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A typical miserable reasoning.

Note to those who plan to get married with such people - don't wait for a wedding holiday! Never ever! You will have a lifetime of purpose instead of a holiday, and instead of pleasure - savings.
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How everything is simple. When I got married, and it was almost 9 years ago, we were just scheduled, family and friends congratulated us (two hours in one of our favorite restaurants) and on a plane to Thailand for their honeymoon. Which I do not regret at all.
And the photo session with a white dress and a frake was arranged in the studio, calm, not in a hurry and sober. Everyone makes a party for themselves.

News: MGIMO student bought from Potanin a network of cinemas for $ 400 million
XXX: I went somewhere wrong in my life.
The only network I can afford to buy is a potato grid of 2kg :(

I read the news on one well-known portal "Rostov police learned to fight crime on the Internet" and in the head immediately appears the image of such a buckwheat: Blurred and quietly hairy "hero", with one hand eating a chicken leg, cooked by the mother, with the other hand, not wiped out of fat, with one finger printing "You are a cock";.
Evil is defeated!
and applause.
The curtain.
The titles.
Budget of 3 billion.

If a group of “academics” assumes the aversion to establish for language some norm (whether it’s a ban on “placing” or an exclusion from the language of native words or an intermediate for “coffee”), and the people massively attach the male genital organ to this norm, then it’s not the people who are stupid, it’s the “academics” who have played their role: their task is not to manage the language, but to study. If most native speakers regularly use the word "put" in their speech, "academics" can only push their ambitions deeper and include that word in the dictionary.
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What you are proposing is called cultivation. The school remembered that before "what" it is appropriate to put a pencil (but not always) - well let's change the rules under them. "A, what I could have done" is a brilliant example of this. And then you "will" and so on. Humor from the TV screen. If in the next series of speed series ten times did not say "sex", the series is unsuccessful. Because others are not there. Destruction of illiteracy is one of the weapons by which a country is pushed to spy. Nearer and closer, and people like you help it. If Pushkin could have invented Lukomorie, then those like you are only capable of "lower" and "winning".

The voice in the tram:"Ivanich!Go through, well go through, don’t be afraid!" With an important view passes the taxi...

DerArto: On packages of cigarettes, it is better to print the curse: "You will go on Lego", "Smoking causes closed fistings", "You will spend your whole life in Temertau".

XXX: Have you heard it? Spiders arrested for two days

YYY: It is still tolerable. Could be tapped.

4 years ago, taxi drivers had a bullshit - 10 UAH to take for a cat and a guitar from the top.
ууу - for the cat is taken on the idea because the wool remains in the salon. If then the TP sits there and starts sneezing, the taxi driver will get sick.
And for guitar...what?
WOW - Maybe Kiso is listening to pop and also allergic to guitar? There are microparticles of good music in the room. Kyo began to sneeze.

I went with my wife to buy a bowl under the lock for the aunt. A woman sells them at the bazar. Banks of strange design: narrow neck and bottom, and in the middle wide, liters by 2. Near the boxes with these same banks and on each box the inscription by the flommaster: CRIVOPISH.
I immediately heard a thought coming into my head:
What kind of banks give such a bad name.
The deceased seller:
This is not my name, this is my name.
It was uncomfortable :)

Go to the kiosk. Two girls discuss chocolate on the window:
One of them said, “Look. This is chocolate with the taste of cellulite on pop. This is the taste of life. Here’s this – with the taste of folds under the cheeks, you know, such... And that one – supposedly with the taste of big boobs, but it’s actually a lie, he’s also with cellulite.
“Let’s get this,” a friend said.
Oh no, I won’t take that. It has an allergy taste.

A few years ago, friends and I discovered an interesting store called "Awesome Susanin". And it would be nothing, but it is a store selling GPS navigators.

The girl on the question site asks:"In what year did the First World War begin?". They answered in 1914. And she, outrageously:"I am about the first world, and you answer about the second".
For her, it is probably the same war, where Lenin of Aurora shot Hitler at Kulikov Field.