The Russian liberals are always ashamed of their country, but very rarely of themselves.

Yesterday I bought myself a plush unicorn.
The ship...
The third night proves to me that he is natural.
Yesterday I bought... the third night proves...

Damn, if they were logically correct!

More in the bowl (oh, the world should know about it):

The man depicts himself as alpha-samsa

Service for repair of household appliances.
Client (talk about TV): No sound, no image, but overall everything works.

I recently went to the planetarium. It was interrupted at the moment when the lecturer told us that in 12 billion years our galaxy will collide with another and at this moment the child stood behind me... apparently he felt all the futility of being.

Ornella Mutit: Why is reproduction in space impossible?
Pol Volkov: I suggest trying until the last!
Y K: Astronauts do not reproduce in captivity.
Clara Zmeyeedova: Not to break the accounts. It has to fly as much as it has gone.

xxx: and I would fuse Yanukovych in any case in any country that is not unfortunate - he brings misfortune
YYY: He is already there.

By the way, I advise you to make friends with the local district (to give him a meal)... Why? Well, we do not want to answer the strange questions where the remnants of pile materials and so on came from the abandoned pile.

I will tell you later if you are interested. It is ?
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This is so clever, it does not reflect in the mirror! Do you not think that those who have been throwing meat in the area have long been throwing it right at night? And your gasoline is controlled by Oasis.
And you yourself look for where the meat center went, the gasoline tank and why the broken daughter walks.

-Psychiatrist (HW): Someone has looked at the genitals on the strawblow.
-AVA: This man saw 100r for the first time, here and looked.

to this:
Fossi: When I was going through the medical commission in the military, the psychiatrist asked me:
How is the moon different from the sun?
I answered that the moon is the satellite of the earth and the sun is a star. What the psychologist said:
What are you, fool? The sun shines during the day and the moon at night.

What did the psychiatrist say?

to this:
XHH: We went with a girl to the raid in Voyeur, gathered the people. Added pers with nick "for ever", which my favorite immediately reacted with the phrase "O, Weight Forever, it's about me...". To my observation, the name of Persian,, "Spring Always", was upset and thought about the eternal.

and----
We had a paladin in the guild with a nick "Yanasusvet". As you all know, he was called purely Unsightly.

We live in a terrible time. No matter what science fiction you thought, no matter what science fiction you said, this has already been written by Shekley.

Zzzz: Fantasy is in the past. Now Orwell is in fashion, and Lovecraft is approaching.

A girl stands in front of you. She slowly descends on her knees, leading her fingers over the skin from her neck to her hip. With both hands, easily touching the nails, the girl carries two symmetrical strips along the ribs and stops, taking the strap of the belt. The innocent look up in your eyes. In a couple of movements, the belt, button and lightning are opened. Light touches of the skin on the abdomen, at the hip artery and above the pelvic bone. Remove what interferes. Run the tongue on the hot flesh, from the beginning to the end. Embrace your lips, completely immersed in the sensations.
Good night ?
Yyy: Nihera takes an anatomy lesson
Yyy: Googling the hip artery

MrDiamondSword: I woke up in the morning, I see in the closet among the clothes was a cat and her kitten, well, I cleaned off all the clothes, laid the unnecessary shirt and left for my business, I come to lunch and I see already three kittens! In a few hours, they were six. The cats went and went!

Visper110: And after a few days you started running around the closet with screams "Cats don’t cook!!!" and

xxx: I started charging and stopped charging the laptop, what about it?

YYY: xxx, she started choking and stopped charging the laptop, obviously.

zzz: Mmm... probably she started kicking and stopped charging the laptop?
But I am not sure. Maybe someone else will speak?

xxx: who can say answer plz

XXX: What about her?

aaa: xxx, IMHO, she started pitting and stopped charging the laptop.

BBB is mm. Do you also think that she started kicking and stopped charging the laptop?
We are a lot of such. Probably it is really that. But someone else needs to confirm.

ccc: bbb, I think it’s really possible that she started choking and stopped charging the laptop. But not to say exactly, too many nuances.

From the Hicks, to the news about the "unbreakable" car Tesla S.
“NCAP/NHTSA experts were unable to conduct a crash test of a Tesla electric car because it was actively evading obstacles. In addition, the Tesla S took control of the entire crash lab to stop these years of bullying.”

With Dairy:
My daughter is scary, she loves cocoa. Well, he sits down and eats it with a spoonful of a pack. I say, I’m crazy, have you gone? Fake cocoa is not eaten.
- Om-nom, and I tried the fork - uncomfortable, om-nom...

On behalf of the Russian stability, I would like to greet 1998!

A friend who surprised the silent installer of watercounters:
I got a call from the company from where the engineer came from. And asked to leave a response on the flame. He said he had 10 children. Now I understand why he was always silent. Rest at work.

From Zems
Can you ask why they are pimples?
I can. Ask me. (In general, I can ask in the journal immediately without asking if I can ask.)