xxx: what is interesting in the coupe of a train can be done with a non-sexy girl?
zzz: Play with her in dress cards

But in Korolev all the royal - royal water, royal sausage, royal lift service.

In Russian, the teacher told me that he once saw in the store "golotary" bread. Laughed, advised sellers more this "canalization" bread not to order)

<Nastusha> and I will find a guy who has already grabbed his ass under his palm and could provide it to me

[PEER]Dyxa> Nastusha: I have a heater and a palm.

Do you know what a fox sounds like?
yyy: What, really such a difficult question? )))
Lisa is laughing. She is a dog, at all.
zzz: pf the fox. What sound does a giraffe make?
___
Despite its well-developed larynx and herd lifestyle, the giraffe is limited to whitening and whitening.

Recently was in Portugal, the city of Porto, there all the port wine is made. Naturally, the first day tried all the more and without a difference. At night, I appreciated the fact that in the toilet of the hotel, the toilet is carefully opposite the dishwasher so that sitting on the first you can rely on it. Ichthyandra called twice overnight. Thank you to the architects of the hotel.
P.S Be careful with this wonderful drink.

If a girl is with you,
And then with Andrew,
And in the morning with Mustafa,
She is just a prostitute.

You can do it once,
When it is very hard,
But don’t shrink at her, son.
Without a condom.

Once you entered this,
Remember, my son Sam:
The safest sex.
Sex on the phone.

Advice from a girl:

Give advice to the girl.
I have been living with my boyfriend for more than 4 years together, but sex is very rare lately. I am to him and so, and edak - and underwear, and hints, and hands help. He stands up, but the guy does not show any activity and nothing actually happens. And the job he does not seem to be coupled to get tired specifically, and I am slim-beautiful-smart, but sex is categorically lacking. What to do, what is the reason?

You will do nothing to him. I am tired and my head hurts, so many husbands are alive, not only wives. The difference in temperament is called. My cousin lives like that, suffers, complains under the cognac. Look for another, or you will suffer all your life, or you will walk.

Yacuken: I’m trying to study the C-plus. But no matter which textbook I took, no matter which article I opened, I am lost. First all well. But it comes to indicators, indicators, references, etc. At that moment it begins. Everything is mixed into a bowl of stars, ampersand, breastfeeding and other things.

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I propose that all deputies should receive a salary equal to the average salary in the district from which they were boiled.

Everyone is probably clear that in any medical institution the most interesting and incredible stories are told in the department of urology and gynecology. Here is one of those stories.
One woman had a break during childbirth, well, you know where. And here, therefore, the doctor is she is the sewing... And the patient is under local anesthesia, does not feel anything that is done with her... And the doctor is sewing, sewing, thinking about something...
How, doctor, did you get stuck? Now break back!
Thinking about it, he swallowed the patient!

I pick up the cream in the store, I hear a woman’s voice from behind, apparently talking on the phone:
- The most important thing is to wash it down, to break, to take everything on your way. Then you will be respected!
I turn around, a girl stands a meter tall with a hat and a thin one.. I immediately remembered a joke, as two mosquitoes fly, see a concrete wall and each other:
to extend?
to extend.
The helmet
The helmet

Not too clever:
The foolish

Listen to me, smart man. The condom, unlike the pills, spirals and other things, also protects against HPV, is clear to you why it is needed? to both partners. No need for trust etc.
This is the same thing....
It fucking protects. And there are many things from which he is in principle unable to protect (everyone). More visibility creates and inspires unreasonable confidence (as you do) in supposed protection.
and...
Yes, fucking, that is, not 100%, as from pregnancy. Only tablets and spirals do not protect against STDs at all, such a trouble. And the ideal means of protection from everything, including skin diseases and ticks, is, as you know, tea. "Before or After, Doctor?" - "Instead!"

Hey man!

The gender joke.
It all reflects a very silly joke:
A plane crash in the ocean. There are three men on one island: 20 years, 30 years, and 40 years. Women get to a neighboring, nearby island.
The 20-year-old cries: Brothers, swim to them faster!! to
30 years old calmly speaks: Where to hurry? Let’s relax and we’ll swim tomorrow.
The 40s of summer is still quieter: No, guys...they will see that we are not in a hurry and they will sail for lunch.

Here I am 41, and in life it is... at 20 I ran for girls, any cute girls, in the 30 sense to run was not, called on the phone, who is not busy... now they are tired of calling, hinting, inviting... divorced because of this last year.

Did you get the last line of the joke? There was another 50-year-old who said, “What are you talking about at all?” It looks so beautiful ". It is your case, isn’t it? and ;-)

The wind of change is able to destroy a stone wall, but the flyer will always remain the whole.

Architect in law and designer in concepts.

I don’t know how you are, but there are a few people in my life who serve as guide stars. Looking at them, you understand that you will never become like them, even if you turn away. Of course, I always want them (the stars) to extinguish, so as not to pour out a mysterious light on your misery. One of those lights of pure light in the shame of my unclean being is the Bora-architect.
I have already mentioned this character, we are familiar for many years and all these years this fox wakes up and inhibits the complex of inferiority in me. Previously comforted himself by the fact that Bore was fatally unlucky with the grandmothers, but now he has a great family and it remains only to be reassured by the imaginary difference in the results of the traction, pulling Boris to the rod or the volume of the biceps. I don’t know what, but still. Without it, it would have had to be more intimate.
Externally, Boris resembles the young Blok. Specifically reminded me. Now, probably, he reminds of a young Blok, if he in time tears from cocaine and lived to middle ages.
In his profession, in my humble opinion, he is one of the best in Moscow. He’s really almost genius. As with any genius, it is difficult to understand his contemporaries.
Several times, for example, had to matte in search of the designated meeting place, trying to understand where it is - "Second from Mayakovskaya to Garden building in the style of modern."
Customers at the genius live not easy but interesting. The deadlines are usually delayed three times (Object under the motto "We will die, but we will not surrender!!!, as once expressed by Borja), the project cost is five. As one client spoke, "Borja, if you were not you, you would have long been feeding in the cancer canal!!!!" Their being is somewhat colored by the fact that after its design, the objects go "fly" for three prices from investments. At the same time, all his clients become his friends – they just have no other choice. Otherwise, you will have to go to prison.
I remember the scene when Boria caught me on a meeting with a Sasha client. Prehistory ordinary (five and three) Sasha did not pay Bore up to $ 200 fee. Probably that would at least somehow this miserable penalty be justified in their own eyes. It was not here.
We did not meet at all for debt, but Bora will not miss him. We stand waiting. Sasha arrives on something red sports, the name of which I do not even know. We decide to ride on it. Borealis brushes the precious skin. The dialogue.
A good car!
and UGU.
And the dear sky?
and ah.
(with a breath)
How many architects are needed to buy such a car?
Sasha can’t stand it and swirls into Boru banknotes.
I got it!! Give it up to you, Crocodile!!! to
During periods of creative stagnation, Bory could easily drink bitter. He was usually pulled out of the crowd. I will not forget how Begemot cried the drunken Boru-"Isn't you ashamed? Well, we bow and life ask, we are given a little, a little and asked! And you?? Talent is not a pity!! You will not be caught on your heads.
Plus, Boris is very sharp on the tongue and when drunk his bile only increases.
The Example. In the club, the drunk in the zero Bora swallowed again. I am persistent. I’ve been removing it from the morning. It will go.
From a distance I see Boris Grachevsky, who is the chief in "Eralash" (a little familiar) and I decide to introduce them. Very badly.
Let me introduce you.
Boris Grachevsky, director of Eralas-Bora (family) - Architect.
Fighting Without Blessing:
How embarrassing is it for you, Boris, to take public money!!!For the children (!!!) Such a shit!!! to
Grachevsky, to his honor, does not pull his muscle on his face.
Can you offer something better?
Ideas are not free!
How dare I know?
The B52!!! to
Let go!
Bora sucks the cocktails and sits on the table.
Is that all your ideas? Can I go?
Fighting is difficult.
For whom do you work, for the screenwriter or for the operator?
For whom you can, work for it. Well?
and so. The first scene.
The school toilet. Cabinets, bookstores, on the window two pads. teenage aged 10 years.
One proudly unfolds the school jacket-there are "bombs" (shpargals) on the rubber.
The other sceptically shakes his head.
She caught it all over last year. Not to ride.
The second scene. The same there.
The first is wrapped under a jacket with some wires, the second in headphones with a microphone.
The first, I am the second. How you hear me!
The second I am the first! Reception is normal.
Hear the headphones.
Going to Harlan?
Go to!
They run down the stairs and (the battle turns to Grachevsky, who is already listening with interest, throwing away skepticism) -seat on the window in school shape a grandfather under 70 with signs of wisdom on his face. Such an eternal second year, you know?(Grachevsky with enthusiasm kicks)
The schoolchildren run to Charon, calm as a Buddha, listening, watching, sceptically rubbing, missing. They grumbled back.
The third scene.
Without any changes.
Tensed thoughts. Finally one of them shines with the face and with the scream of EVRIKA!!! and jumping. She whispered to the second ear.
With Harun?
and ah!
The same way. Haron didn’t even change his posture, he whispered to his ear. He changes skepticism to surprise and shakes his head.
and 4 scenes. The Exam.
Panorama of the last class. The folded back. In front of it is a puppet with a beast rod.
And only one of the heroes is sitting straight and writing something, looking out the window.
Camera behind the back-sighted theme ticket
The Great October Socialist Revolution
The teacher’s mountain rises from the table. Hitchcock is silent. and his approaching steps. Approaching the boy. to stand up. There are no spores for them. Looking for headphones, I can’t find them. In confusion, he goes back without noise, even snooping.
The camera looks into the window from behind the back of the boy and here it is visible that the second villain is waving the answer from the roof with the sea flag Morse alphabet.
5 Scenes
Old man’s apartment. Dirty, inappropriate, on the wall carpet with deer. The grandfather in a carpentry closely looks out the window at the boy signaling on the roof. and. Willy courageous airy determined old face.The mouths move slightly.
Grandfather breathes up, opens the closet, puts on a shovel, squeezes, bandages with machine guns, takes a three-line, baptizes himself and goes out of the door.
Going out of the entrance, he sees the same grandfather, and at the same time they honor each other.
6 the scene.
Peter from the height of bird flight. The computer schedule. The streets are filled with black dots, thicker and thicker, a gunshot sounds, and these dots are headed toward the Hermitage.
7 the scene.
by Borya-Grachevsky
Should you tell the last scene, or do you guess it yourself?
Grachevsky is enthusiastic.
Take the Winter from the Einstein movie!!! to
He embraces Bora. and late. He is hopelessly in the car. With the last word, he fell on the table and slept.
I hope the origins and causes of my complexes are now understood. Chel, being in the drabadan, gives out easily and unforcedly what will not come to my mind in the highest moments of inspiration for any carpet. Though all their lives (cravings) crush and "chips, chips, chips" repeat.
I have a lot of common stories with Bowie. If it happens, I will tell you how Boris drowned the Chinese and soon afterwards he did not leave for ever.
and Amen.

Do you think nobody needs you? Try to go to bed in the afternoon.
Everyone will call you. Even those you don’t know...

From Khabr, a comment to the post "Biggest copyright lobbyists shared their vision of further combating digital piracy":

Why, is that why terrorist attacks do not take place at such gatherings? This would be the first time that terrorists were canonized.

From the 4pda discussion of the tablet Samsung:

XXX: Is there a desire to cheat?
The child, my, accidentally slipped the rope from
Loaded on the window, loosened...
I can't understand what's going on, the charge is turned off, I slipped myself,
The bitterness is terrible, the sting is licked again, the ugliness... what is the insulation made of?! to
I have saved everything...

YYY: XXX, you would have licked yourself.
Have you tried to eat toothpaste? They say orange.

All the wires have now crossed.
The wire from this charging is really the most unpleasant.

to this:
Even if refrigerators have a transparent door, people will still open it and look into it without thinking.
– – – – –
The light does not burn when the door is closed.