xxx: Can you say approximately how much percentage of your course completed?
YYU: Well, if you consider that in any business to start is already half the matter, then 51 percent.

I tried to argue and stumbled upon a wall of misunderstanding.

If the gynecologist is asked for pills from the head, then they get an intelligent and absolutely adequate response within his competence! And pregnant women are so capricious, offensive and sometimes aggressive that they can be hysterical by the doctor’s hair color or the instrument’s cracking in the pot.
* is
by p.s When numerous men, meeting me in crowded places, hear that I am a doctor, all, they are no longer males and no macho, wanting to give me sex for ice cream...99% begin to tell about their back, stomach, hands and legs, sickness of relatives. How pleasant, with a lazy smile, to send them to professional doctors, saying that they are not interesting to me. They are offended, demanding understanding and participation. You know, I am not interested yet. I am your last doctor.

It is better to have a good account today than to be on a good account.

When I was a student, I often visited friends in a rental apartment. Ordinary panel house. Long staircase on one side two apartments and on the other. And usually the entrances to the apartments were flanked by a wall making a common little corridor for two apartments.

So here. Leaving friends and just going to the elevator, it was already heard how he was driving, but they still pressed the button and waited for him to arrive.

But then everything changed. One day, going to school, after overnight, and very late I went out to the site, parallelly crawling in the bag, forgot to press the lift call button. I was surprised by an empty elevator. I did not give it special importance.

Then for the sake of interest decided to check, suddenly it will repeat. I go out again, standing in front of the elevator, I hear it coming, coming, empty. I began to be scared.

After the raids of the neighbors from above, said it was good to smoke on the balcony, to her all "fly" and "smell", began to run to blow up the stairs.

Almost every time we got out of the apartment, there was an empty elevator.

As it turned out later, the neighbor turned out to be an electrical engineer, who worked all his life at the factory and developed automatic systems for conveyor production.

During the repair of the entrance, he laid the wire from the lift call button to the "curve" where the apartments were fitted. He put in it some relay, or something else (shortly that closes the chain from movement).
Upon leaving the apartment, this illusion in some fairy (for me) way caused the elevator. While the neighbor (pensioner) came out of the apartment, closed it, and went, the elevator was already on the floor.

We learned this after we went out to smoke on the stairs with this Grandpa, and then he told us the great mystery of drums.

Engineers will not disappear.

If you wait in Amsterdam when a lot of people are passing by and you scream, “Hey! “That’s my big!” a couple of people drop their bicycles and run away.

XHH: Guys, who knows what Chinese hieroglyphs will mean on the cover of the width?
Do not eat and do not eat.
zzz: You chase, judging by their kitchen - there is no such phrase in Chinese!

Trailer of the San Andreas Breakdown.
M: How do they (Americans) love to break everything...
Q: How do you imagine a movie where they are constantly building?
M: They don’t have such a movie. And in Russia there is. More precisely in the union.
Both of them: Shuriki!

xxx> Dimane, let's go with us to the cinema ) and then maybe Rom will take us to the country ))
yyy> I can’t, I have fitness
xxx> and you are
xxx> Everyone already knows what your fitness is
xxx> But how much can I do in the room?
xxx> Think of your fitness club...

YYU: The second Fallout is good because, in principle, it can be passed without committing a single murder (clearly). The truth sometimes has to be distorted. For example, when in New Rhinos one of the bosses of the mafia accidentally drowned, his bullies began to run after me throughout the city, and in order not to kill them myself, I had to run away, covering up with prostitutes. And when one of the bandits shot the prostitute, a real massacre began. Against the bandits revolted all the snoopers and prostitutes, armed mostly with knives and drugs, which, in general, made them more effective fighters than the bandits, absolutely not knowing how to use their laser pistols. I only had to stand by and watch. In what other game is this possible?

However, spam sometimes creates such stupid situations. To me, a classical violinist who studied on 4 continents, works in Europe and in principle knows a lot about quality music (not only classics, but also jazz, blues, rock, tango, clergy, even punk and rap), came such spam:

On May 25 at 18:00 Timati and L'one will tell you everything about rap, quality music and the rules of their lives. Come on, it will be cool --> link

So, as far as I know, even among the Russian pseudo-stars of Timati – it’s just a retreat, and what about the world level... In short, yes, very interesting, I’ll come.

If all you can do is eat and catch – either you’re a cat or I don’t love you.

In India, three hundred people have died from the heat - 46 degrees!

How many, a billion and a half?

XXX is OK. The squad did not notice the losses of a fighter and Hare Krishna sang to the end.

The Scientist :
...there is a bunch of facts which other than the domination of the spirit or the soul over the body cannot be explained.
– – – – –
And to explain what is "prevalvation", is it possible?
Or I, an illiterate retarded person, only "prevalence" know.

I didn't want to join the whisper, but the cake in the topic got hurt:

You are great in bed.
Just two minutes for God.

A long time ago, before the era of the Internet, crosswords were discovered. There is only one word left:"A stronger chest". Five letters, the second "a". "Pallash" is not suitable. I began to recall all the Sequires and Catanas. No is! I tried to remember what they call the cold weapons of Damascus steel.

The answer is: DAMKA!

In Russia, you can live on one pension if you receive it every week.

<686> take a bottle of vodka and go for a walk in one pants

<Cosolapapaja_toys> and why exactly in trousers? in some

<NASH-MYASH> Cossolapaya_toys: In two it would look quite treacherous.

From Habr. EA Reloads Need for Speed
The first comment: Heraldon, gentlemen.

Minus dates is what needs to be cleaned in the apartment