Do you want to land on the refrigerator in the first half of the night? by 00:23:58
A: I do that periodically. Sometimes at night I get up to write, and then he will jump out like a corner, the angry exhibitionist will open his door and let the products shake 00:24:19

Do you want your dream job to find you? There is a great and at the same time completely useless way: settle after a long and painful search for work in the first shark office and give your job to fill. And tomorrow you will get the best and, unfortunately, already useless offers from employers, which you have been waiting for a month and a half or two and which you will already want to send with all your heart.

News of the day: "Kiev Mayor Vitaly Klitschko said that his wife "is everywhere"..." O_o

The clock is constantly going wrong, what to do?
The decision:
1994 - So twisted, probably, the sprinkle has weakened.
2004 - So the battery change, probably, settled.
2014 - So the firmware change, probably, the virus caught.

What are the tips for street photography?
yyy: you have to behave like a pickup guru, scratch, click the lens and pretend you’re shooting for the newsweek.

And it was just Fido! But it already laid a huge imprint on intelligence, general worldview, etc. There are also side effects (alcoholism).

Question: Girls tell whose husbands gave the spermogram, where is it better to give it and how much it costs?

Answer: In vitro 600-700 rubles. Conditions of delivery are terrible smile.gif masturbation in the procedure cabinet (in no case tell your husbands about it). This is only in American films show: cozy room, half-dark, erotic magazines and cassettes. We have no smile.gif

Experience of the day:
1st Hot fried oil cannot be poured into a plastic bottle.
2nd The processed oil is very cleanly washed off all the items in the kitchen.
Three The cat had to be stopped before it ran into the kitchen.
4 is The cat also responds poorly to oil (the cat is only morally hurt)

The policy of double standards has reached the family. If I came home after my salary sober and I sit with the test behind a bottle of water, then I am craving, and her brother is like this every day, then he is sick!!!! to

xxx: Windows really resembles the order: seven, eight, ten. We are waiting for Windows Kalina and Windows Priora, with tinted windows and understated system requirements.

My language is my enemy. A neighbor came (to say - cute), brought a laptop and a dropped bullet. We went to the kitchen, at the same time disassembled a note for complete prevention. So that the screws did not spontaneously twist, he planted them on a nail lacquer, which safely sprinkled with his wife's trum. Noot assembled, started, programmatically cleaned. The joyful neighbor, promising a bowl of the best coffee, fled from the horizon into the location of the part.
The wife came.
What does my nail lacquer do in the kitchen?
– Dick, that’s the neighbor’s notch.
Did it?
and Oga.
Why the lac?
Bolt painted for her.
(the facelift)

Calls a familiar girl with the words "my internet wants to put me on a diet, help". He tells us that he finds in the innet a recipe for something and a few minutes after he starts cooking, the innet turns off. solved the problem. One question remains. Why did the installers put the router in the upper wardrobe in the kitchen? Why not in the hallway? It is easier! Includes a gas plate, all the hot air accumulates at the ceiling and overheats the already polluted router! Z is. This is how people get married) Now she is cooking for me) and it works steadily, although it has not been necessary for a long time to prepare delicious dishes)

and XXX:
How about self-esteem?

YYY :
Hrenorvate

and XXX:
I’m even afraid to imagine the "HORROR" feeling well.

It was yesterday.
There is a grandmother with a carapuse (well, he is from the strength of three years)
She rubbed him something, and he listened to it to the end and so seriously:

Do not command!

Uzbek spotted on the Chinese
He fell on the Turks with a Negro in the head.
This is not what you will see.
In the hour of pic. In the metro. At the lunch. in Moscow

Never turn on Highway to Hell in the car while you’re driving. Adrenaline is mixed with testosterone and you can rush to Kamaz. and kill him.

Children of the city.
I went to the village with my nephew. The little man saw the duck and asked:
Is it not poisonous?

I photographed the housewife’s room. Her son is forever in search. I’m swirling through the pork’s lungs... all in blood and all things. I knock on the door, I open the mouth. First the mouth on the floor and with a gun into the kitchen. And only then the questions: "Who are you?" and "Where is Pasha?"

Russia is the largest country in the world, almost the same size as Pluto. Almost the same infrastructure.

I went to the veterinary clinic yesterday, where there was the best dialogue in my life!
- Good morning, the recording at 19:00, on the UZI.
Please tell me your name.
and Brown.
Not the name of the animal, but your name.
“I’m Brown, he,” I point to the cat, “Boniface.”
And the wild rubbish of everyone who has heard this :)