XXX: A cat walks around a closed closet, walks. I hear something hurl like the closet door opens. I turn, I want to hit the cat, but the cat doesn’t. The closet is closed. After a minute, the door from the inside is pulled, pulled, and a complaint like this is spread because of it, “Mayau... Mayau... Wow, lock yourself up in the closet, rubbed Houdini... I love you anyway, only you can do so, Kolanyich.

Nikita
I have vaccinated.
from influenza

Alexis
Yes, you are cool, now the remnants of the cut virus float in your body where they are picked up by lymphocytes and dragged for research to find a gun of the right caliber for uninvited guests.

Comments to the news "Nationalists threw the building of the Rada with cocktails of hammer"

Rape, rape and kill! The Freedom!

It is democracy!

Democracy is when homosexuality and zoophilia, and when robbed it is freedom!

The idiots! Corruption cannot be defeated by law. Only by cross and prayer.

Lina: The 12-year-old son is a child of modern media culture like SpongeBob. I do not lose hope to get to watch the right in my opinion "Soviet movies" such as "Love and pigeons", "Girls"...

Why is it so hard for a 12-year-old boy? Why did these melodrams surrender? Show him Timur and his crew, The Untouchable Avengers, Corticum with the Bronze Bird, 17 Moments of Spring – something that will help him love Soviet cinema because it’s really interesting. And so he will perceive these black-and-white films and remarkable artists as punishment for his life.

October 2012
Why are the manufacturers of my favorite phones always dead?
Siemens, Moto, now here is Sonic
Buy an iPhone!
October 2013
iPhone is stupid! Not the Nokia.

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October 2014.
Buy an iPhone, remove it from relatives in the Donbass and finally sell dollars!

Leprecon, Leprecon... As a child, I read a fairy tale that if you escape a church against the sun, you can get into the country of elves... As a true escapist, I went to look for a church. What would you think? The darkness of the churches in the city, and each is surrounded by an extremely uncomfortable fence or so uncomfortable, well you understood...

There is nothing to do... what to do? Do not tell?
Ask Barry, he knows.

Davecha planted her husband on Game of Thrones (on which planet he lived before that - it is unclear).

I watched the first season of the 9th episode and, I so gently hint to him, it would be good to uncover the topic of sex in real, after which I go to the bedroom. I wait, not there. I go down to the kitchen, it’s there.

It stands, my dear friend, 45 and a half years old, in socks and trousers, and with a sad look in the corner quickly breaks ice cream out of the package. I ask him what makes him sad, and I get an exhaustive answer: “Why are they so with Ned Stark, but?...Well, the normal man was..."

Poor man...I don’t think it’s his last night’s trip to the refrigerator.

In the course of 3 I had one caretaker. And so he temptingly told about the joys of sex without a gondon, that I, a fool in love, went to the doctor (in a very even state clinic) for pills. and what? I was assigned such a number of tests (a smear for infection, blood for hormones, and even at a strictly defined time of the cycle) that while I passed it all, it turned out that my narrowed is a normal dumb, and even with the entire zoo in trousers. Thanks to the doctor. And among my acquaintances there is no one who would immediately get a prescription for pills. And you say, they write out everybody.

We had a battalion in the army: E.D. and bobro.
The only person whose initials were written in front of his surname.

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He was fortunate that he was not Borisovich.

He calls me Malvina. I may be the same beautiful.
You have a porcelain head.

Today, a new Siddhartha has arrived. The first thing he did at the new workplace was backup all the backups. Then he went to meet us.
YYY: Yes, it was a tough life for the man.

About the integrity of our doctors:
Even as a student, he was undergoing another medical examination at the institutional clinic. I am in line for the results of fluorography. I am tired, and in front of me is the rector of my university. The next step is the dialogue:
Hi, I want to take the results of fluorography.
Your card please.
Do you not recognize me? I am the rector of the institute.
Let me know who you are! Give me a card!
After that, a slightly embarrassed and debilitated rector begins to dig into the portfolio and look for a card XD

Yyy: the cheapest on the booking costs 160 backs
No, look somewhere else.
xxx: watch, kills in Google "Judge in Melbourne"
XXX: This is about us!! to

to this:

A post with a proposal to make a shape for ice from a burning bulb and check the myth with the bulb stuck in your mouth:
xxx: while this layer is melting in 3-4 mm, the patient will receive a freezing of the mucous membrane.
Yyy: He doesn’t have to wait until he grows up. If the bulb is not pulled out immediately, it must be destroyed by itself:
1st Apperkot from the bottom to the jaw, lightly. The light bulb will crash, and the pieces of ice can spit out.
2nd Put into the clist (sprinkle) boiling water, and pour through the hole in the basement into the cavity of the "lamps". But you only need to be careful so that the subject does not scratch the esophagus and mouth.
Three Hit the cheek with a hammer, the lamp will burst.
and ZZZ: 2 Put water into the clist (sprinkle) and pour it through the rectal hole. A man will blink and the lamp will fly off by itself.

Not with ice, but with sugar. Melt the sugar, pour into the shape and voila - sweet delicious=) and the experimental pleasant and you have fun!=)

Looking for a lady heart for yogurt in the store: what if the lady is not a constant weight loss anorexic, and a normal person with normal food needs, she has no chance? Do you think that meat and bread are not free?

The colleague:
Once upon a time, seven children and 20 kilograms ago, when I, as a student, worked as a guard on a barracks, we took three horses from the horse car one night, then driven by maneuver for two hours, but then two hours could not take them from the barracks to the barracks. They broke three slices from the scarf - about the ass, sorry, about the crops...
At some point I caught myself laughing on a horse and fighting a wolf: it worked!!! :o
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At the end of the day, we had to turn off the electricity at the stall, but we still needed to remove all the diaries and we lighted each other with our mobile phones, because it was late autumn and it was dark - even if the eye was shaken... And here one girl begins to whisper relentlessly, when asked what it was about, she says through tears of laughter: "Who would tell me that I am going to look with a lamp, would not believe!"

Alexey: Technically, the toy dinosaur is made of plastic, the plastic is made of oil, and the oil is made of dinosaur remains, so the toy dinosaur is made of real!
[07:54, 10/13/2014] Dmitry: Following this logic - you are oil
[07:58, 10/13/2014] Alexey: Hm...I am a toy dinosaur!!It was a good start! (

to this:
I played in the Sims 4.
YYY: and how?
XXX: Grandma is evil, even in the game. He gave up himself, chose his habits – madness, misanthropy and creativity.
XXX: A neighbor is stuck.
XXX: Flirting
XXX: The next day she proposed marriage
XXX: after a day, everything broke in the house and broke
XXX I will divorce.

What are you, you crazy creative misanthropist?
Drowned in the pool.