Two weeks worried about the reports, when I finished, I wrote to the boss:
I finished these e@#$%&s reports!
You earned a seasonal achievement "Finish reports before a meeting"

I am standing at the doorstep of the Astana DVD (Russian DVD), thinking about smoking waiting for a comrade. People are actively moving, the city lives, life burles. Two employees are out. Livingly negotiating, they pause and smoke, peacefully gesturing.
Almost simultaneously, both smartphones are ringing, they abruptly interrupt the conversation and differ in opposite directions.
At the first on the call, Love "Opera".
The second is a theme from "Brigades".

And my friend and I worked as a contractor somehow in the same niya.so the niya was big and from our camorka to the nearest sartyr is not very close. You won’t get to the rest at all. We only went to him. There was never light there, the lamps were not simple. Then it turns off and a man comes out. We come in, there are no lights. Then each employee was carrying a lamp in his pocket. I love my homeland!

Chelyabinsky retired man assembled a plane and flew without a permit.
Three administrative cases have been opened in the Omsk region against a retiree from Chelyabinsk who made unauthorized flights on a plane assembled by his own hands.

I also had one, wings.
No No No No No No No.
I put him on a barrel of powder, let him fly.
Ivan Vasilyevich is changing his profession. and (1973)

How rapidly technology is developing!
The first-generation robot vacuum cleaner chaotically rolled around the room, stuck wherever possible, fell from the stairs.
They cleaned the entire apartment methodically. And only by the command "Cleaning the Carpet" began to chase the cat.
And the third-generation vacuum cleaner I stuck in a couple of days, when it put the rubbish under the carpet...

I don’t understand why not take two normal employees for the same money instead of three fools.
Gpd: Well, you have two normal employees. One suddenly got sick, for example, or the subway broke, or went on vacation. The working capacity of the department immediately drops by half. And if one of the three fools does not come, and the dog with him, we do not lose anything.

A little about man’s logic. Accidentally, I found my husband’s folder on the flash. On the eve of the grand scandal, she killed two hours to analyze its content: all the texts, images and tables, purely business-related. It turned out that it is a synchronization folder, that is, it is in it files between different computers.

So I decided to put my phone in order. I bought a new film on the display, cleaned the board from the accumulated dust, and it was only a needle to clean where you just couldn’t get.
I ask my mother, said, where we have the needles in the house, holding a disassembled phone in the hand. To this she answers:
Is the phone back up again?

There was already an initiative for the single. The white bracelets. I even saw the carrier once. Twenty years, two hundred kilograms, an animated backpack.

My wife decided to cut her hair. Yesterday I showed a photo of my new hair, asked for an opinion. I said I don’t like it completely, but I like it as it is now. Today I cut my hair, came pleased, asked for an opinion again. I answered honestly that it was bad. He is upset, does not talk. And so every time.
The women! If you are interested in your husband’s opinion – listen to him, or don’t ask any shit!

the word "Discussions"
The first reference: Discussions — Wikipedia
The second reference: Lurkmore

The strength of the state’s economy lies in the professionalism of its management, not in the price of oil.

In the store near our house often give a small delivery of rubles.
Nothing but I can’t chew them.
Today, buying cigarettes for 86 rubles, I stretch a hundred ruble note.
The cashier says:
No small things. Do you have 6 rubles?
I get out of my pocket 6 chewbacks, stretch her, she gives cigarettes and 20 rubles of delivery. She and I look seriously at each other, I turn and leave.

The birds will fly south, the rabbits will change their hats.
I need to clarify with my beloved: am I a rabbit or a bird?!...

You are so sentimental that the spirit captures you.

ectd: Do you know how to live with it hard?
You are so determined, stubborn and determined, and here the yellow leaf on the tree swings so touchingly.

15461, the campaign did not give light, Olya and / or Sergey. With respect to Sergey, bro, don’t give up.

The teacher asks:"Here is someone touching active resistance?"
Uncomfortable voice from the audience:"Woman?"

that is. Buy a roll of toilet paper for yourself office plankton can no longer think? The land of sparkly barons!
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There are such offices that you first buy toilet paper, then you change your light bulb, and then it turns out that all office goods and consumables are at your expense.

The more people think "on the car - the faster it will be", the slower it will be "on the car".

Kaylinka is fucking. I thought I was smart, not beautiful.
I look at my code and I see that it’s beautiful.