of uncomfortable moments.
A woman with a child arrives. Buying a taste. And asks the child:"How much will I give now for 4 pieces if one is worth 4 rubles?" The child tries to count. Aunt counts small things so that the child does not see. I am silent, I do not say the sum - the man of a child teaches mathematics, why to interfere. While the child is choosing options, the woman stretches a small thing into my palm, joking about the child. I count the money. There are 18 rubles.

I am not desperate, and I think I will definitely meet my half, somewhere it is :)
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The trouble of many young men is that, wanting only sex, they try to find a woman for life, although they don’t even imagine who they will be in five years.

by GromoZeka. The subordinate went out. He enters the office with an outraged sight, cries at the coworkers-colleagues and at the end asks, “I’m what, type, one, b@#d, what is in the department?” I start roasting wildly and unpolitically correctly. Ta understands the depth of the failure and, coming out, proudly throws: "It was an interdomain, and in general it separated itself."

by GromoZeka. Thus, the term "separate our" received an additional meaning and became a trolling tool.

The weather is good, I'm going to run.
YYY: hmm, your "I will run" sounds like "I will sit down"

HH: There was such a case. I work in an institution of additional education, simply the house of pioneers. One beautiful day, on Saturday, I conduct a circle (my children are adults from 16 years old).And in the neighboring office, our chief organized a drunkenness for 40 years.And here my child (who is 18 years old) went to the toilet without suspicion.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
You are your mother!!What a fucking!!! to
The rest were frightened and ran out screaming what they were in...Arms!
WOW : and? What there?
The secretary is there, not a young lady, I will tell you.
These were so frightened, and when the guys were still running in armor, they just froze in place!
It was necessary to see their faces...they didn’t even know where the knights came from???O O O O

The news says that iPhone 6 owners are complaining that the new phones are pulling their hair out. They just collect bio material for further transformation into biorobots and enslaving the world.

and.I remember in the army in 1972 the knife stick on the field was lost. What made this compound was... a writer. I’ve never been tired after that"Lee. Who knew what was ahead of the country? When the weapons were missing. And the country disappeared. And a lot of people disappeared. The knife was found. He did not disappear. There was a hanging gun in the park.

here here :
The dress was originally men’s clothes.
......
Well, this is the generation that has grown up... yourself, what, read the story for the beginning. Previously, dress was called any, in general, any clothes, except the upper and lower. And a jacket with pants, too. It was after the dress began to be called a detail of the female wardrobe in its modern form, and to men's clothes this word ceased to relate. I am ashamed of not knowing this!

The author of the 15461 debt, what are you so debt people who just don't, and nobody pays attention to them, according to your own words?)

Don’t postpone for tomorrow because inflation.

YYY
I repaired the oven.
XXX is
How is?
YYY
Dismantled and gathered back.
XXX is
Discovered what?
YYY
Plateau
XXX is
The whole?! to
YYY
almost
XXX is
You are missing sex.

xxx: I meant a disease, I forgot how it is, because of which now all ice water is poured out?
YYY : is it stupid?

xxx yes, it was October 4, 2014

YYY is today?

XXX is today, and tomorrow is yesterday.

What a deep thought.

A huge mistake of many people is the attempt to smear their own experience on all of humanity. All families are very different. Only among my relatives and acquaintances I know families where:
- Housework is done together, and cases when the wife is cooking dinner, and the husband next to the banks with preservation is normal.
- Where really everything is pulled by the wife, and the husband is not that at home does not work, but also trying to beat her drunk. I do not understand why she lives with him.
- Where the husband does everything because the wife is tired, does not want and at all "no you what is hard". I don’t know why my husband doesn’t understand it. Probably sex is too bad.
- Where the wife does a lot of housework, but the husband actually does two jobs. Money is lacking because. At the same time, he does work on the farm, such as repairing a couch or water crane. They can also communicate with children.
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Everyone has a different idea of home. Someone will spend two hours a day scattering the apartment to shine, and someone 15 minutes will be enough - dust to squeeze and wipe out. Someone rattles over the plate for three hours, also running for foods, and someone prepares on the principle of "simple, fast, useful". Someone even takes the child to the toilet by the pen and to school - under the convoy to the 10th grade, and someone intervenes only in difficult situations. As a result, some have enough time for everything, while others have a total parking lot and everything falls out of their hands.

When I was in school, we had a printer at home that spoke Swedish. When he was printing something, he was very beautifully communicating with a steel woman’s voice something like: "Outscript aa cleoyo burriats".
Would you say? How is it?
HH: That is what it is. Through the columns. The antivirus says, “Your database is updated!” and the printer is talking.

If all your bad guys suddenly came to you, they already know exactly what and when it will be with you.

Just on Ren-TV "paleontologist" that the ancient people trained dinosaurs and drank them with milk. Question: What did the paleontologist drink?

Do not ask for money from the state, it did not take it from you for that.

I was charged with an electric factory.
XHH: Once a week, a potz from him comes to meet me.
Do I have a girlfriend of the month?
XHHH: and XYHHUA agrofacks are borrowing.
WOW: Ambassadors of the march of bodies in the faculties divided. Good guys what.

Are you smart or beautiful?
The physics teacher said she was beautiful.