Nothing is so demotivating at work as the boss, who runs into the WOT and the crowd of colleagues who suffer for him.

This is the whole essence of the Russian law enforcement system in the following statement of the senator.

The Federation Council advises a citizen of Ukraine who took responsibility for painting a star on a Stalinist highlight in Moscow in the colors of the Ukrainian flag to voluntarily appear in the police.
Otherwise, the innocent people who were detained by the police will suffer,” Konstantin Dobrinin, deputy head of the Committee on Constitutional Legislation, told Interfax.

The initiators of the prosecutor's inspection against the line department of the police are bombers from the Kursk station

Once we went to a shop with a friend, we went out. The door is double. Two guys come in to the left, we, accordingly, are waiting for a bla bla bla on our own, and then we go out through the right. Looking back, a young man with a demonic gaze accompanies us. O_O
As it turned out, he kept the door for us all the time.

Trolling 80 lvl - give a horse to the dentist.

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to this:

One removed an elderly surgeon, crushed all the gums, squeezed with a hammer and a toothbrush, mudded the toothbrush, healed for six months. The second is a young girl surgeon, not immediately after honey, but nevertheless... Well, in general, how she pulled out the crumbling upper eight with one clever move, I didn’t even notice. Here is your experience.
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The upper and lower eight are completely different songs. I know by myself - about the upper forgot about half an hour after leaving the clinic, the lower removed in the hospital on the operating table in 4 hands, cutting everything possible. Experience has nothing to do with it. Like your young girl surgeon's lower teeth - it would be her here, how much she has mocked you.
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When a fun and brutal surgeon removed my lower 8 in a second, I asked, Doctor, can I drink cognac at home? He was surprised and upset why the cognac, because the tooth flew out without pain and stress. I had to admit that my husband brought me to him (and getting to this doctor was not very easy), and today we have 15 years of marriage! I’ve never heard of such rust in the dentist’s office. He will take note of when he will make gifts to his ladies for different anniversaries.)

– Grandma, how do I cut the sausage – you, me and dad?
The little ones are quieter. Do not scream. for two. The grandmother said.

Life taught me that if the toilet cover is closed in the office toilet, it is better not to lift it.
YYY: ROFL
That’s how I could forget that truth, right?
For the whole day, I heard, I was impressed!
YYY: *ROFL* did you open this Pandora’s box?? to
XXXX: Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes And released the evil, trapped there.
YYY: ROFL

I love the rifles. The tongue hurts.
Are we talking about chips?

In 2009, an Austrian insurance company issued the following content announcement: “We are looking for people over the age of 20 for a part-time sales manager position belonging to such zodiac signs as Capricorn, calf, lamb, waterlake and lion.”

This announcement initiated an investigation by the authorities. It is noteworthy that they concluded that such demands made by the company were not illegal, not because they have any special sympathy for astrology or because the practice is not discriminatory, but because the Austrian law governing recruitment prohibits discrimination on the basis of gender, age and race. In other words, this was legal, since the law did not provide for discrimination on astrological grounds.

"...on the planet 800,000 thousand people..."

A to A! Aliens are among us!! to

So, if you feel anxious when you see someone else’s grammar mistakes, you have a reason to think about it.

The author is redis!

XXX: Do the frogs meet?
Yyy: the frogs meet, the frogs fall in love, marry

XHH: Why in the new version of the messenger such emoticons are terrible steel? and :(
This is because of sanctions. The Americans banned, we use the Belarusians.

A friend came from France. I know Russian, but not perfect. Going along the Red Prospect, he sees the inscription "Dry here" with a arrow (a sushi bar advertisement), and the underwear on the dryer is dried in a row. I had to explain that this is not a suggestion to dry your clothes after washing. and Novosibirsk

Call from mobile delivery service:
Have you made an order?
Good morning yes!
You left the wrong mobile number.
You called me before!
I guessed that!

In a well-known forum:
Second shooter does not coincide with risk.
And the first answer is: I would have your problems!

A: Massager of 64 SSD guides for 200 each

B: Is it for me?

A: that is. With HighLoad and nearby?

B: I was rattling. Though you, the painter "load" in paintbrash, do not understand this.

C: You both have a bustle :) Here is a bustle at all.

If you are bored, sad and no one can give you a hand, don’t be sad.

Find on Instagram a group photo of four glamorous kisses.

And leave a comment - "You three, you look just amazing".

Then take popcorn and wait.

It is a shame to confess, but in his youth he tested his neighbors, the good was a day-to-day, in the area of 15 and caught a minimum of people. Even earlier at work lessons, our worker told us that the baths are made of brittle iron, and there is a danger, sinking into the bathtub, to split it. And I needed to remove the bathroom from the apartment to the garbage when repairing. I was not able to raise the one-pound monster myself, and there was no one to help at the time, I just moved and did not know the locals. With grief and grief, I wrapped this bath in the room, put it on the top of the bottom, put on glasses, took a column for wood (a light sharpened cuvalda) and waved over that bell. To say that I am not deaf, it seems to me that even the cockroaches in the basement four floors below were deaf from this directed sound wave. The bathroom stood, but my hearing and the psyche of the neighbor from below were not very, it felt to her that the walls I dropped. In short, he was my worker.