My mother treats me and my sister like flies. Even the phrases are the same: "Do not chew", "Again on your feet you carry shit from the street", "I will kill you".
In the village of my grandmother (B, 90 years old):
B: Eat the vineyard.
“Thank you grandmother!
B: That kind of acid!
Tell the story to the end.
Steve Jobs only drove Mercedes-Benz SL 55 AMG cars, with no number marks. The fact is that according to California laws, the installation of numbers is given a full six months. Jobs signed a contract with one car show, according to which every six months he took a new SL 55, and the old returned. The advantage of the car show was that the car that was run by Jobs could be sold more expensive than a new one.
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Jobs didn’t put the number mark on the car because he didn’t like the font on it.
to this:
Well, Stephen King is a cool guy, even his simple stories
It causes tremors. IMHO if he intends to write a borst recipe or
seeds under the shirt - will get a thriller, gesture and shirt
Especially considering that he is dead.
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What are you guys? King is still alive and still writing.
The Stranger:
))) flag "we Russians with us god" Chinese sell for 10 US dollars
The 21st century is unambiguously
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It turned out that it was I who had to drag a street single-eyed cat, attributed to the barber, to the veterinarian, so that he could sew his broken eyelid. I take the poor man after the operation: - Doctor, and why is Vasipop green - did you sew his eye? The doctor was not upset: Well, I cut off his eggs at the same time! I was quiet, in panic: - Doctor, the eggs were not ordered, how will he live now? Doctor: - Well, he won't walk - he won't get on his head, not reverse to sew them! Then he thought a little more and said dangerously, "The main thing is that your barbers don't cut anything off myself.
> As our lecturer in physics said in the 2nd grade: "Do not try to understand the Theory of Relativity, I do not understand it." By the way, a doctor of science.
One time the English astronomer Arthur Edington was asked, “Sir, are you one of three people in the world who understands Einstein’s theory of relativity?” There was an uncomfortable silence — the scientist clearly had trouble answering. Then the questioner hurried to correct the situation:
Maybe I said something wrong? I, apparently, sir, should have guessed that you, sir, in spite of all your modesty, would consider my question somewhat unstable. In that case, sir, let me...
“Nothing... nothing...” Edington interrupted him gently. I was just thinking, trying to remember who the third was.
4en4uk: The new Google Chrome is so smart that when you try to download anything for free - automatically translates the page into Hebrew - for user convenience.
I found a scream in the soul of a student.
I have a dream: I fall asleep on August 31, I wake up, and I go outside the window on June 1.
Immediately before his eyes comes an accident and a 9-month coma.
GM to release car for careless drivers
Wow: late, Belaz has been released a long time ago)))))))
She was twenty, an English woman.
Karma, but sweet to yourself.
Holmes imagined his intestines.
with both
Harmony by Nikon
A little bit of meat.
He accidentally played a caveat.
A-ha
O my God, O time of morale!
What do we do here!
Talk with two shrimp.
In the border
Countess Lafa Freon Freelancer
Giraffe of Oligophrene
Trying to remember the Boyarski text
and fucking
A young man with "Zadobashek",who can not be diagnosed!Come to the endocrinologist.It is on his part.
With the beginning of autumn!! to
The man from Zadolbaek, story No. 15177. You would check the thyroid, and in general, the endocrine system, apparently the problem is there. Good luck and health, everything will be fine!
To this and to that:
Cats were never fed with whisky, but at some point the crown began to give whisky along with a bag. In the morning a bag, in the evening a bag of whisky. A month later, the crown became thin. and absolutely. Direct marabou ((( stopped giving - after two weeks operated and again became a human)))
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And if you feed a cat with viscose, it won’t bald, isn’t it strange?! to
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From here the conclusion! Viscus prevents the growth of feathers on your cat!))) It is not a slogan 😉
Oh shit to fucking. I had roots in Odessa that week.
I say I go to the beach at night.
I see my grandmother lying like she’s sleeping.
... came closer
I thought maybe bad, still.
Yes, my grandmother
He’s like her type.
... on the shoulder
This is the sandy lady.
Christina: I greet you all. Tell us how to collect wine from the sources. I want to fix something in the code.
Droid: Just as well as without corrections. In the manual to the originals is written. What doesn’t please you in Vienna? For the first time I see a girl trying to control the sources of wine.
I’m not a girl and I’m called Roman. The account was obtained during the divorce from his wife, and she has an apartment and a car.
Droid: Then it is clear. No more questions.
My father told me about a student’s youth.
Then he was suddenly sent to perform for the university at inter-university competitions in athletics. This happened unexpectedly even for him, just somehow managed to jump over a 1.5 m high plank on the phys-re.
Without much hope, he came to the stadium. Athletes from other universities began to fade from 1.7 m. Then he understood that you just need to drop the plank 3 times (3 attempts), get food tickets for participation and go home.
It orders a plank of 1.7 meters high, it jumps, it hits. With a pretended bitterness, he breathes, enters the second attempt, the same height. He jumped and landed. He sees the plank in place.
She realizes that she just didn’t jump to her by walking right underneath her.
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What is SI DIEZ?
The developer?
What kind of diets are you? This is to the diets!
And who prevents men from marrying girls who are willing to contribute to the family budget?
yyy: I think that’s what these same girls are bothering with with the words "I need you?and "
Steve Jobs only drove Mercedes-Benz SL 55 AMG cars, with no number marks. The fact is that according to California laws, the installation of numbers is given a full six months. Jobs signed a contract with one car show, according to which every six months he took a new SL 55, and the old returned. The advantage of the car show was that the car that was run by Jobs could be sold more expensive than a new one.