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"Rospotrebnadzor found in Jack Daniel`s substance for insect control"
With cockroaches in the head?
Titanfall 50 gigs weighs.
Yyy: Hero of herself
YYY: What’s so hard there?
The Titans!
What about the accountant?
ZZZ: A slope on the slope.
At the seminar: I told you to finish this topic
Students: Yes, but we don’t know where to take it, there’s no such thing in the textbooks.
The book is so green
The students:? What is the book??? Who is the author??? The name?? to
The Thick Green Book
Students: We don’t understand which book we’re talking about
You don’t read at all and don’t want to read at all.
Students O_O
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Kitty of the Kamchatka breed, in excellent physical shape, trained by a mother-cat hunting for a small fur beast and a singing bird are looking for masters. Age of 1.5 months. Instructed to the toilet.
Well, if they are in a month and a half (!) At age, they are able to swallow the sabola, the grace of the mountainous, the white, the nork (which are these rodents and predators referring to the small fur beast), so what was to be modest with the size of a singing bird? It was better to write puddles with puddles.
Today my daughter told me:
Please don’t drink anymore!! to
You may have thought that I am an alchemist...
Just I really sing badly, and my daughter is badly sluggish)))
The relics of St. Mark were stolen by Venetian merchants from Alexandria in a large basket covered on top with pigs. Muslims were not allowed to touch them even during customs inspections.
Comments on Radiation:
The radiation is harmless!!! I have been eating polonium 210 every morning for 475 years. I feel great! I never get sick! I swear by all my brothers!
My kids are healthy! Recently, my wife put off a little caviar. We are expecting another addition soon. and"
I got my soap 😉
And I had a lot of it and then tired of it - and the whole family was happy for a long time - because it wasn't necessary to buy and the variety was still....)))
Yyy: The same story, only condoms.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY = – O
Chadelbender: Today, for the first time, I was on the planner instead of the boss.
Chadelbender: But I don’t want to tell you about that.
Chadelbendere: Before the arrival of the general, all the bosses talk about their own. One of the shopkeepers told me that yesterday one came:
How to feed a dog cheaply?
Dog: Can you take your ears?
And the ears? Chicken is it?
Em... that is to say "they go into politics" those who have not developed their minds? That is, those who have developed their minds must live according to laws that have been formulated and adopted by those who have not developed? Per just those who have developed the mind and are able to make RAZUNNY laws will finally engage in politics, will it not be better?
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In politics are those who have developed cunning. Unfortunately. Those who develop their mind are not aggressive enough.
Why are you all laughing at Klitschko? Maybe he sincerely thinks he says what he thinks. After all, he never said that he thought he was saying something wrong.
Cuban poet Julian del Casal, whose poems were profoundly pessimistic, died of laughter. He had dinner with friends, one of whom told an anecdote. The poet had an attack of uncontrolled laughter, which caused aorta layering, bleeding and sudden death.
Writes a friend who has been sitting in the decree for the third year:
- Imagine, I went last Saturday to buy myself a gift for the day of strawberries. She left the tram, decided to cut off the road to the shopping center and walk through the central market. While she went in the rows, she remembered that in the evening she wanted to eat fish, then remembered that the beef at home was over, then remembered about chicken, about cheese... In short, awoke at the tram stop with a full bag of products, spent money and without a gift... Say, it is generally treated, right????? and (
As the couchmaker leaves - call, I'll come, we'll break again.
The buyer takes the cat for castration. Moreover, he himself asks for the cat to be a castracy. At the expense of the operation, I apologize for my incompetence, but during castration he will not be cut off? Because I was frightened here, what is happening!”
On the road, from the bus, not to the sidewalk. I remembered Darwin and natural selection.
and...
I am constantly surprised by this in the militants (and not only in the Americans). There is always (no, even so: ALWAYS) trying to escape from the car right on the road, bypassing a lot of cozy gaps along the way.
Tomorrow is a sad day.
He is: Why?
She: I’ve always wanted to live in Europe, but tomorrow I’ll bring my documents to the second form.
[ Passport and the second form of admission things are not compatible - the author's acceptance ]
He: Now you understand that you can only see Paris, London and Washington with a Kalashnikov machine gun in your hands and in shape.
She: Sorry but yes :
xxx: demand may and dropped, because prices on NG tours like on the moon
YYY: Have the routes to the moon already appeared? Through whom can I take? "Rogoz company" for example, or who?
zzz: Munich - Tremblant
Yes, these are reliable drivers.
I do sports, I play in the LFL (Amateur Football League). On the eve of an important match, I dreamed a dream: the last minutes, penalties, the ball I... Silence, run, blow! Woke up from a loud scream... Later, the beloved confessed that she had never received such a strong pencil.