Discussion of the details of the order with the manager (M.) The Internet Shop:
I: Yes, can I agree on a convenient delivery time?
M is no.
I: How can this not be a courier delivery?! to
M: You can’t agree with them.

100 years ago Germany began World War I.
75 years ago, Germany began World War II.
50 years ago the Soviet Union and East Germany signed a 20 year Treaty of Friendship
25 years ago, Germany destroyed the Berlin Wall.

I expect something special from Germany this year.

How to Survive in a Falling Airplane Title:
"What religion should be professed in a terrorist captured aircraft"

In connection with the move I sell furniture. Placed on a well-known website an advertisement on the sale of the sofa, with a photo, as appropriate. Cheap, the sofa is great. A month passed, there were only a couple of calls, and nobody even came to see him. I decided to squeeze and make a tough chit-mode. I scotted the couch again, with my three-colored furry cat Murka sitting on it. I uploaded a new photo to the site. The sofa was picked up the next day!! Cats are zombies!

The Idealist:
“Moscow is free from the Russian men’s reindeer, from all the windows of Schubert’s waltz and the crush of the French bull... What’s wrong?

“Moscow is free from the Russian men’s reindeer; in all the courts the counts themselves struggle the piano and bake the French bulls. Practically socialism, but only for the counts.

xxx: Do you remember the first time you came to me in the remote suburban city>? Native Moscow, in the winter in the frost, on the electric car, and then half an hour's walk from the station? You said then that this was the first and last time, and that your feet will never be here again. Could you imagine that you would live here for six years, give birth to a child and be very happy?
YYY: I could not, of course. I would be sober – I would not go for anything.
XX: That’s how the whole calculation was made. All the undercover guys have this secret from the first class.

To this...

<<...- the word "horse" is interpreted as a dwarf animal....>>

Here is a generation that has grown up who does not know that a horse is a non-parrot animal.

Xxx: My internal organs are arranging orgia
YYY :?
Xxx: liver and pancreas brain fucking (

to this:
NSA agents print Tesla cars on 3D printers and sell them for bitcoins

You forgot to mention that the driver for the 3D printer is written in 30 lines on javascript

In the morning, I was promised to be a queen, a palace and a dragon. In the afternoon, the Lego details began to come to an end, and I was appointed as the head of the military base. The men (

Anyone going to answer this:
only looked at the days of the 2nd "Hobbit" and some guy wrote a book already on the film and threw out the most interesting thing, plagiarist fucking :-((

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Oh the chick!! to

From the website about perfumes, from the comments to the fragrance.

of Leningrad:
At the dawn of a foggy youth, at the height of the restructuring, my institute friend suffered so much that she didn’t have Lu Lu. And, not long thinking, a letter from Kasharel came to pass. Yes, say and say, I love – I can’t, but I can’t take it anywhere, the USSR, you understand. So they sent her a bottle as a gift! I did not believe in the success of this event, but Marika was from Estonia (who lived in the USSR, know about the progress of the Baltics).
You can see, rarely Kasharel was ballowed with letters from the USSR, and the popularity of the restructuring was affected, but a wrapped bottle was received.
They say, “The language will lead to Kiev, and in this case to Paris.”

About the Russian language.

The case was 15 years ago. A man comes to work and tells us. He asked his son in school to write about his hobbies. And he was fascinated by car racing, well, in the sense, the models of racing cars collected, followed the "Formula 1", and intended in the future to become a designer in the field of automotive. The profession, of course, is not for our country, but the class was not yet the last, and the guy, little of what he studied perfectly, still for the sale of dreams and the art school entered, so that the parents did not hinder.
Well, he asks his father to check the finished composition in the evening. He took, runs through his eyes, especially without rushing, the guy he has is literate. And suddenly he sees – "Kanyushna"... looks further – again "Kanyushna"...what are these things? He read everything, found no other mistakes, called his son and cautiously asked, "Son, what do you think, the staff - what is it, from what word is it formed?"
Probably from none. - replies an approximate slide, - Well, it is there "country" Ferrari, "country" Mercedes... just the name is".
And greatly surprised the father of a large enough child, explaining to him that the staff and the horse words are homogeneous.

xxx: dreamed today that yet unfamiliar man gives me a car :) remembered the color, model and state.
yyy: now it remains to the state. number to find this man and get to know him.)
YYY: Even if the passport data would be easier. Next time a man dreams, ask him for a passport.

LenaZ: I suggest in the spirit of the "low-sighted" and "low-hearing" weak old ladies to be tolerantly called low-powerful

We have already discussed all the topics with you.
Except for quantum mechanics and other superpositions.
Did you tell me about the cat in the box?

>> Suppose that the truck was made of an alloy of gaffnium, tantal and titanium carbs, and you’ll have it all together.

The recipe for Mifrix!

- By the way, where are the Russian developers crowds with their games about survival and crawling? This is a typical Russian topic :)
Survival and crafting is the reality of Russian developers

Start of Christmas:
xxx: Christ changed status to online.
YYY : Like! The Repost!

XHH: On some channel there was a broadcast "I insist". I thought she was about psychology, and it turned out that it was about infusions of herbs.
WOW: We are waiting for a show about the subtleties of distillation "I chase")