I look at the unknown strawberries, bought by my favorite in the store.
I ask :
What is it?
In response to the whole apartment is distributed
E-e-e-o-o sparring a-a!

Men mourn complaining about their half-dead chickens.
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Men lie, however, as always, rushing and canyoning to get under the shirt of another fool. Oh-oh, my wife doesn’t give me half a year, and she doesn’t understand at all, but here’s you! Other women pretend to act if they really need sex.
Being the mistress of a married man is not good. But if there are few good men? I didn’t hear about his wife. And when I saw and talked, I almost fell from the chair - a smart, beautiful, with humor! She would fuck her! In general, we’ve been friends... And he’s shy as he rotates on a bowl, scared... well him!

This smart man:
A good (normal in all parameters) LED costs from 250-300 rubles, but most will not be able to distinguish a good LED from a bad one.I had to test the bulbs of some office "Finish"(not so, but you will see and understand.I roll the lamp into the basement, turn on and I have the stripes in my eyes gone.I softened that it was fun with the pulse at the lamp.I checked the device and the record - 146%(no joke) coefficient.pulsation.I sell LEDs, I am interested in people to know how to choose the bulbs consciously.Why?) Because I only sell what I am ready to screw / install and install / screw myself home and my parents.Lifehack on the choice of LEDs:you will be in Ashan or Ikea or elsewhere, check.The phone in photo modedirect to the light source...see the bands (in most cases)...the width and frequency of these bands and there is an em...visualization of the pulse rate.One phone look at different bulbs...Especially different manufacturers in one price category and one power) Of course, you can not determine the digital value without experience, but see the difference - quite.If it is interesting, write in a comment...I will continue on the economic component)
You, shit, say what is better: wide stripes or narrow!!! The water is half water and so much zero!! to

QQQ: And you don’t have to put cars in, blocking someone out, blocking pedestrian paths, or filling playgrounds at all. On the grass, yes, you have to put it. There is no need for grass.

AAA: And where, forgive me, to walk the dogs?

ZZZ: On the roof of cars! One problem solves another.

I will join.

I am 76. I use the internet without my grandchildren. How do they say, what am I doing wrong?

Don’t have to excuse yourself, don’t worry. These “usveris” still think that inets have been found in cabbage.

Well, I came to work after honey in the clinic. Do you think I know and can do it? Yes to Nifia! When he studied, as something interesting - whispers: "Remove the students!"" Moreover, the patients are crying, and the doctors persuade them to give them a look. Manipulations were not allowed to do, the second assistant only held the hook. Doctors are lacking everywhere, the clinic even takes the 3rd course, only to close the holes, even for the summer, at least one area to close. The nurse is a 45-year-old aunt, for me two weeks did everything herself, showed and told. A surgical nurse. Shamefully yes. Where to go? Everywhere is so. It is easier to grasp a dissertation than to learn to work with your hands.

Because somebody will be offended, and somebody will remain without sex.
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Only frigid fools use ‘sex deprivation’ as punishment. Only fools are involved in this manipulation.

Reykjavik is Iceland, not Finland.
– What a difference – Iceland, Finland... They are all Uzbek.

And what to say about you, you don’t even know what a disco is. This is when a bunch of teenagers move from foot to foot. And the movement of the hands depends on which dance is fast or slow. With quick hands make crendels and twists. And slowly there is a girl in them. All in all, yeah! Moving is a very useful skill, as it turns out. The baby’s breasts are perfect movements.

Case at the exhibition. The cat is sleeping under the blanket. The man in the coat asks me to show her, because he paid the entrance.
I ask :
How much?
20 UAH
I paid 50 euros for the exhibition. Get disguised! I will look at you.
The man escapes in horror.

YYY: I have a favorite time at work - coffee drinking with botanical programmers, I love them all))) the latest developments from the world of science and technology, virtual reality, Mac or Linux, "how to enslave the world", microsoft - shit, JavaScript will conquer the web, colonies on Mars, robots will take jobs from people, how to train a cat etc. Go to drink coffee with the girls: a show of cosmetics, washing on the weekend, problems with the nephew, the cat squeezed on the couch, which coffee is better - latte or fleet white. Do you feel the difference? and :)

Finished!philfak!, arranged for daddy director in!building company?!!! In the leadership position! Yes, there is something to be proud of, all "self" achieved.

15116: Do not violate the PDD (in the sense, do not lie in the intersection) - and you will be lucky. And about irrigation in the rain has already been written, and many times: wet dirt to wash it is easier than first to wet the dust, and then wash it. In the rain, half of the work is done.

In the country there is a terrorist attack - local taxi drivers on the subway from / to the scene of the tragedy raise prices 2-3 times.
There is a failure to harvest - local banchilles, which have sufficient stocks until the next harvest, excessively raise prices.
Against the country sanctions are introduced, the country is introducing retaliatory measures - local banks are raising prices for everything, including things not related to sanctions.
Has anyone yet heard that the notion of "repression" and "local flexion" does not exist or exists only in the brains of the citizens mentioned above and their analogues?

This is:

Here, in addition to Grammar Nazis, they also proposed to organize Punctuation-Folkshturm. With both hands "for" Friends, signs of interruption are a great thing!
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I have a price list from the store "Pentachok" LLC "Pentachok - Amphibia"SPb with this text (author's style is preserved):
Mayonnaise Provence with Colibri

bla bla bla...
Before it was released in series (in the form of a penny), colonial work was done!
and bla bla bla.
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It is five! It is just the victory of reason over intelligence. If you understand what I mean.

In the original quote it was correct to say, a normal woman does not look at other men.
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So what am I crazy about? If I have a beautiful man, I don’t go to the left and I don’t allow myself to flirt with other men, it doesn’t mean that I, buying a homemade paste from the health of the former Marine Corps, such a simple mimic body, don’t think that in my distant 20 years, I would shake him in all instances, if we were both free. The eyes see, libido is in place. The other thing is that I do not take any action, because see. above - a beautiful man is already there, from herer to change the sheet for soap. Am I now a prostitute? Fuck you, you moralists are foolish.

My God is the same.
I did not see in the dark.
I will follow again.
Yes you

There was a time when, at the journal factory of the Moscow University, such a Kurdyum taught ancient and medieval literature. It was a legendary grandmother: still alive! In the morning, they all jointly entered her in the classroom, put a horse on the table before her, threw off the door and poured notes out of his belly on the table. You have understood, no? The Trojan Horse!! to
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A terrible story. Here is mine:
We (211 school, SPb) had a cool teacher of chemistry, Pavlov Evgeny Alekseevna - old, very wise, humorous and knowing their subject perfectly. She didn’t even accept any gifts, even flowers for Teacher’s Day. But we wanted to give her a gift she could not refuse.
And we had an eternal problem with spirits: there were no light bulbs to light them forever. In general, just before the next holiday we all (every person in the class) bought a box of light bulbs, wrote on them instructions to future young chemists and signed with their names, put all these boxes in a three-litre bowl, decorated with some stripes or flowers, I do not remember, and in this form gave.
She took only because of the idea :) I'm still wondering if growing schoolchildren read our tips :)

Two Wolves in the mausoleum will argue who will pay for the community.