xxx is. The modern luster served for two years, and the bullet collapsed. And the modern refrigerator worked for several years and required repair, at a cost comparable to a new refrigerator. And then, the master said that a good refrigerator, now such no longer do. And the previous - the Soviet - served for several decades without any repair.
YYYYY I was dealing with the dust dust. Lovely called it Sasha Graysal on Hur.

On the border of the clouds walk clouds,
The end of horror.
Along the high shores of Amur
Pandas walk and eat people.

Pandas wear butterflies and hats.
Pandas wash their feet at the stream.
Ready Wipes and Wipes
You can only find it in the grass.

A man in a cottage burns a cloud,
With him mushrooms, garlic and celery...
Along the high shores of Amur
Pandas cook and eat people.

A girl goes with a guy under the pen and asks where she found cellulite. He replied: "Rejoice that you are not on your forehead! Imagine it would be on the forefront!"
She, after a second pause: “Then I would be a Klingon!”

In my opinion, the hunt should be short. As a team, as the enemy’s life.
We are in Russia. In Russia, humming is only sized from large to absolute.

- But if we and the children tried to install a toy at home, and we got a message "Out of video memory", then we need to pay some money or, maybe, you can pick up a box in the bios?
No, we need to buy. What kind of toy? Any of the dancers?
Do not believe. The Goat Simulator.

About children, sexual education and repair.

I did not explain anything, my sister and I bought a children's book, like a comic book. By the way, I was probably 10, my sister was four years younger. Nothing, I read, I learned. Then, watching movies and series where a uncle and a uncle just kiss, and then the aunt says I’m pregnant, I still doubted the full truthfulness of that educational book for a long time. The doubts dissipated, when at 12-13 years I also stumbled on a video cassette, then everything came to its place.

I am for what? Anyone who does, all their time.

PS: I had a colleague, she closed off from her 15-16 year old daughter, because in the weekend evening there erotic shows. and UGU. The daughter has a computer with inertia from 10 years old, the parents are older, in the compass generally no go-go. Fuck you shit :D

So why so? When in the American film turn on the TV after the phrase "This is said on all channels!", important news starts from the very beginning, and we - wherever you go, everywhere there is advertising, then the weather forecast...

letm3: yeah, you haven’t even seen him to say he’s bored
Thank you, I have enough of it.
aplombb: go to him in the audio recording
aplombb: he has over two hundred audio records
aplombb: and all are arranged by alphabet

Have you done repairs for several years?
Draw the flag of Ukraine on the wall - and in an hour you will not know your entrance!

She: my favorite doctors are dentists and gynecologists)))))))

He: So you don’t just love to show your teeth.

Wait, you love her.
%bk%: love usually not just so, but for some qualities
%bc%: and even more married
For example, if you have sex
%bc%: what is sex?
Light: She wants and you don’t do your actions?
%bc%: so why am I not? O_O

(The story of a girlfriend’s nephew)

XXX is
I think it looks like a lion, right? Not for Max.

YYY
Oh I don’t know.)

YYY
She’s fat, so everyone says she’s a grandmother.

We cut the prize again! Soon in the column of the calculation sheet "Total to issue" instead of numbers will be written "Thank you for the work"!

I will probably answer:

I am an honorary retiree of the Japanese automotive industry in 1987. I drive carefully, I do not break anything, all the documents are okay. Is this how the hookers feel? When I approach, they always turn my back to me. Are they disgusted by a car brand or a woman driving? The husband did not believe it for a long time, then he sat down, and exactly - we passed the post, the guy came out, saw our car, turned away and left.

and----
What to take from you?

Depending on which buildings. I traveled with a rather unique batin of an apartment six months ago, it had 150 square meters (a corner building, an apartment just at the corner), and it was slightly intestinal stretched and it was peaceful not to hear each other’s cries from different ends of the apartment. I was there with the Yandex cards and the jeeps showed me everything. About the destination unless I say, I did not try.
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This is like an anecdote:
The apartment should be such that the aquarium with a begemot in the living room does not get in the eye.

If you tell a child about "adult content", the first thing he will do is go look for it :) If the home comp is closed - he will go to friends, to computer clubs, etc. Remember yourself at that age.
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I remembered. The only problem was that taking the parental big to the pedals was not to get, and the saddle not to drop, the silk was not enough.
Here’s all the content for adults in my childhood.)

It was a happy childhood!

The electric bureaucracy!!! to

In our harsh present, son, if you are not a bureaucrat, and can not technically, and with references to all kinds of NPAs, to send overwhelmed neighbors, then you are a broken horse, doing all the work for these overlookers.
Proof of life, my son.

Benzopilist: The former has a sting.I have to carry a charger with me.I regularly choked about this :)
grigoriy_spb: "The former"? Was he questioned?

Only a woman can explain a woman’s psychology. Just another woman.

X: in Kerch set a blockpost, so that there is no traffic jams in Kerch for the whole city
X: in the end, according to the message of the people, about 40 hours after passing the kerch
X: Before the transit
Y: OOOO
Important news in the morning
X: Are you in Crimea?
Y: No
Y: It is irony
X: эх, and I had hoped that somebody from us would come to Crimea this summer)
There was nothing to do then and now.
Y: cleaning
X: Can I send this message to the FSB?
X: Apologies on FB