Tell me about the Russian language.
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It was:
Do you have water?
Not water but water.
Give me water.
Not water but water.
I see you drink!

Trailer of the horror film:

A young girl investigates a series of strange incidents in the house. It turns out that the previous tenant accidentally called the devil...

111: Here and rent the apartment, then

222 It happens. I remember renting the apartment, so the neighbors regularly called the devils. Those who come knock on the door, open the door to Sergeant Petrov, and I lie down, let’s say on the floor, I shout out the demons...

1) The law of Dima Yakovlev is caused precisely by the increased cases of violence against adopted children from Russia in the United States (and others). The most important (and the most important!) - The courts of these countries issued extremely mild sentences for the culprits. Case accumulated year after year, we thought that the diplomatic can be changed the position of these countries, that this is not systemic. And the case with the unfortunate Dima became, as it is called, the last drop. Per, of course, a number of drops and added the "magnetic law", but it is not necessary to attribute evil intent where it is not.
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Even himself, "Hope and Support of All Childhood of the Russian Federation", Astakhov was unable to answer the question "How many Russian children in the same period were killed by adoptive parents in the Russian Federation and how many in other countries?" Informal sources say that for two dozen cases in the U.S. (for N years) there are several hundred or even thousands of cases in the Russian Federation. And that doesn’t count Russian children killed by their own parents. Until, in support of the Dima Yakovlev law, the authorities have not presented the relevant official statistics instead of emotional screams – I will not believe that the problem is in the United States.

Without the ban on the import of foods, I would never have learned what chamomile is, I would not have bought it, and I would not have realized that it tastes like dry cat food. But on the other hand... dry cat food to taste like chamomile

From the correspondence with the next "picapere":
Let’s meet, let’s go.
WOW: It is unlikely. I have someone to hide with. Husband, friends, shashik and nature.
HH: And I am not there?
WOW: Well... in the categories "husband" and "friends" not...
Which one is there? ;)
WOW: Em... In connection with the above points, I was even confused now to answer O_o

Sberbank is fucking
Why didn’t you like that shit?

Well, and if something doesn’t like – a suitcase, a train station, America. Hi to.
Who are you to tell me what to do in the country I live in? Could you go to the KDR? There you can walk as much as you want and glorify the great leader.

- This is now such a trend to call everything "smart", I have no doubt that soon there will be "smart" toilet paper, which itself breaks off from the place of perforation.
“Paper, throw it down!” said Peter and stumbled out of pleasure. The smell of strawberries. It was an ordinary morning of an ordinary day in the year 2037.

Conversation with Th. I don’t remember what support.
I dictate you now.
Where does a poor programmer’s pen come from?
The electronic notebook.
I talk about him.

That you know: flavored toilet paper serves to refresh the air in the toilet room, and not to make your buttocks smell peach or chamomile, stop licking yourself!

From one comment to the series: "The greatest series in my life. Better than Sherlock. Just watched the 8th season of the 22nd series, until the tear blinked. With age, I become mercantile. Great actor Hugh Laurie."

Question: What is the author’s age?

Lada Kalinin: - One day I asked my parents where they were doing me... They told me, in a joke form, what was in the car. Well, now I understand why my name is Lada. ?
Lada Teterina: Oh! It is hard! )
Lada Kalinin: – Give me five! )
I like the combination of your name and surname.

I like men who know what they want. I saw. I fell in love. was married.
And not “let’s enjoy each other”, “let’s take care of each other”, “let’s try to live together.” This extends for years.
He changed, he killed, he buried. And not "how could you?", "of the children thought?", "go to the mother of the shalava!".

I have broken my old iPad. It is good that Natasha gave another two years ago.
XXX: She has never used it.
XXX: I use it now.
YYY: in
YYY: we need to give Olga a helicopter...on the radio control
Tagged: tent
yyy: and screw for the motor

I never understood. Who are these Brie and Hamon? The Egyptian gods?

She believes in all kinds of meridians.
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I also believe in meridians. I believe in parallels.

He touched the classic:

I would fuck the poets who write here, not in the newspapers!

Writing on toilet walls
Unfortunately, friends, it is not wise.
Among the shit you are all poets.
Among the poets you are shit.

It belongs to half of the peasants.

The most expensive advice from analysts, and the most expensive nonsense from politicians.

The night, 4 hours. Parking of vehicles.
My friend and I put his car, well, we go to the booth to the guard, to pay. This miracle sleeps like a baby. We knock loudly to wake up. He breaks down, and pulls his swollen face into the window. Take a friend and say to him, “A pack of Winston blue...”
The guard, asking, rushed to look, looked under the table, looked into the closet. And only 30 seconds later began to cover us with mat.

The more I read the newspapers and watch the news on TV, the more clearly I understand: it is not from Russia that we must roll, but from the planet!