Comrade wrote:
Fuck, you can do it when you don’t need it.)

When there was no electricity, ALL people, without exception, went to bed when it was dark.

Yes Yes Yes. Especially sleeping with the onset of darkness were the inhabitants of the North, where in winter the sun is good if it looks for a couple of hours. If it was a polar night, they would fall asleep.

South of Russia. The summer. The heat.
There are Schrödinger cats everywhere. Until you come and cry, you will not understand whether he is alive or dead.

The law on mandatory registration of having two passports or a residence permit and, as always, through the ass has come into force. Permanently residing abroad citizens of the Russian Federation should send an application through the Russian post office or personally come to the place of registration in Russia.
A fine of 200,000 rubles or public works.
A friend calls:
Do we go, pay, or throw the streets?
Let’s go, of course. I came to see my mother, to visit my hometown. The Tajiki Gow Home.

eee: When they say to me, “I’m a man, I want to shoot, I want to play in the war,” I give an example: “You come home, and the wife in the room plays on the carpet with the dolls, wears the dress, puts to sleep. What do you think?" "What do you think? Ambulance needs to be called!" I have the same attitude toward the shooters.

by VP.What file should I use to close sites locally?
by: C:\WINDOWS\system32\drivers\etc\hosts
by VP.: thanks
Thanks for the bread :D
by VP.: oil
Butterfly is another thing.)

About the biorhythms.
When I was studying in the universe, I was a crapper, because I was better able to absorb large amounts of information in the morning, from 5 to 7 p.m.
When I went to the sea, I could sleep anytime and anywhere, even standing, because there were almost no other options.
Now I have my own company, and I’m a frog, because analysis and creativity are overnight.
I summarize: shit is all that, sweaters. These are just habits due to the way of life, the specificity of work/study, etc.

In Montenegro will be held the “lene” Olympics
The only competition – participants lie in the shadow of oaks

XXX: I won’t go — I’m too lazy for that.

I will surely pass on your words to my boss (sales director 26 years old), put together =)
____________________
Of the five proposals, three were rejected for the following reasons:
and married?
and yes.
Children will often be hospitalized.
There are no children.
So take it!
And it was useless to convince me of something, I just got up and left. On the other two jobs, they took only a look at the labor book and saw the experience in the specialty, without any test terms.
Still funny?

I am corresponding with my eldest daughter by SMS.I write that daddy will come from the country tomorrow to Moscow.
The daughter answers-"A back Pope of Rome"....Next SMS-ka-"That is back Pope Carlo"...Another SMS-ka-"Tyfu you, and back Pope Jones"....
I’m already sitting, I’m just riding in my voice... I’m burning... Finally the last SMS-ka-"Din!!!This is a stupid phone!!Back to Daddy When?? to
I laughed so much that I woke up 😉

Mozart did not know Russian rap. He didn’t know rap at all.
and----
But he warned them not to do so.

The Psychiatrist:
This is how you go to you to cure depression, and then neither rights will be given, nor permission for weapons, nor an apartment to sell.
This is when you stop at any appeal to start the card and leave it for the rest of your life - then,, they will go to you. Take an example from conventional clinics - cards in the absence of applications within 5 years are destroyed.

Do you water flowers sometimes?
Tagged: fucking
YYY: Long time no water
XXX: Dry, my mom will fight.
yyy: if they were running around the apartment, I would remember them)))

The younger daughter runs around the apartment with a toy hammer saying:
I am a dentist, I am a dentist.
I tell her:
The dentist? Why do you need a hammer?
The cry of the older daughter from another room:
Check whether you have strong teeth or not.
Madam...

March 8 is not a women’s day, but a day for equal rights of women and men in terms of work. This is a day in honor of women and men receiving equal pay for equal work. And it appeared because at one time the female workers were impudently underestimated simply because they were women. But since it is not very noticeable now, it is not remembered. Women are much harder to find a job. Just because: young - means soon married, married - means soon in a decree, there are children - will constantly take hospital, and the elderly is no longer needed by anyone.

The tea should be hot.
I also owe tea to someone. All in the fight for the rights of the Tea!

A girl may leave Russia, but Russia will never leave a girl.
I talked to my mother via Skype. She writes to me after the call: "We will turn off the water tomorrow, summer prevention".
Lucrecia: I sit down, picking up water in benches, canes and pots to warm up and wash in the morning.
Lucrezia: In her apartment in Helsinki

I have one girlfriend, my head and I am friends with her :) And I’m so sad when she’s fucking, and I’m not :(

We packed things for vacation.
Daddy in a bunch of stuff.
Packed three liters of beer.
in themselves

Official website of Kiev City Administration:
"Most Kievans support the disconnection of hot water"
xxx: soon will be the same articles about how the Kievans themselves want to eat less, love to wear old clothes and tolerate can not use transport