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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №103449
 30.09.2014
The Lants:
In the training
I love the hall.
People come here in Adidas.
They wear beach shorts and shirts.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №103448
 30.09.2014
XXX: Greetings
YYY: YYYYY
XXX: How about yourself?
As a wave
XXX in the meaning? O_O
Up, down and down, up and down, up and down, down and down, down and down, down and down. :D

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №103447
 30.09.2014
Hubble, the space elevator post:

xxx: to the ISS 400 kilometers, and to Peter 700. However, the ticket to the ISS is also more expensive.
To me here, Captain Evidence tells me that he read a textbook of physics for the 6th grade of high school and understood a little about potential and kinetic energy. To lift an object for 400 kilometers, you need to apply a little more energy than to move it for 700.
Yyy: No one guessed just taking a section of the railway and bending the rails up :)
Zzzz: No, it won’t work out. Snip 32-01-95
The limiting deviation shall not exceed for high-speed railways, high-speed railways and category I - 18 o/o, II - 20 o/o, III - 30 o/o, IV - 40 o/o.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №103446
 30.09.2014
Once brought a small slide into the universe, any textbook is read by voice through the system speaker (still on the AT bodies). They wrote in the textbook "Lomonos - brake" (the name of the teacher) and put it in the auto loading when the screw was launched. The group that followed us stumbled, and the reed sat, scratched his beard all the way trying to find the cause of the sound when loading, and then raised his finger to the sky and said, “...probably it’s a virus!” Is that why we were so angry?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №103445
 30.09.2014
Quentin Tarantino has made a personal contribution to the fight against Ebola.

He sent as a gift to Africa a sign "Dead Niger Storage".

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №103444
 30.09.2014
xxx: Finally there is a question that I will never answer – why did I buy a goat simulator?

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №103443
 30.09.2014
It is bad for a people when a king is without a king in his head.
And right. We need a recursive king with a great depth of investment.)))

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №103442
 30.09.2014
Disposition: I (about 50 years old), a maid (under70) and a granddaughter (2,5). Soccer started, the granddaughter runs in, looks 5 seconds on the screen and with the words "it's a bad cartoon" turns off the TV. He holds his finger and asks to play. Resistance is useless!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №103441
 30.09.2014
Discussion of a recent concert of a rock band in VK:
xxx: I address a young man who was reluctant to kick off his legs during the cover at Break Stuff: go naked, don’t come to the ballet.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №103440
 30.09.2014
The dispute over the name change is expected to be gender-related.

Here is my dear ones! In the twenty-first century, it may be enough to spread the heresy of the "continuation of the family by the father and mother".
Scientific knowledge is now available to all segments of the population. Finally read popular genetics, and let the light of Knowledge fall on you!
At the same time, maybe you will stop bragging strangers and carrying nonsense about "no" and sit without a man with your foolish surname!

The change of the surname of an adult independent person is a purely personal matter.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №103439
 30.09.2014
News: "Published photos of Samsung Galaxy A3"
In the light of the latest trends in smart construction A3 is the format? ))

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №103438
 30.09.2014
Article "How to learn to communicate with animals".
Using this exercise, you should establish good contact with the animal and learn to communicate with them.
Point 1: Go out to the primary extrasensory level with your eyes open or closed as you feel convenient.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №103437
 30.09.2014
From the forum on electronics: "There are now more homosexuals living in the Russian Federation than workers in the space industry"(C)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №103436
 30.09.2014
CrazyDitty: There is nothing better in the world.
How to annoy people on the Internet!
Everyone is desperate for you.
iPad is calculated in vain.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №103435
 30.09.2014
This is:
At this time, a FES employee appears on the screen in a shirt, from which elements of intimate haircut are visible.
___________
The series in the studio! and live!The 111oneoneone

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №103434
 30.09.2014
Law No. 15421 on Education. Yes, our youth continues to suffer and dumb. A simple example is a textbook on biology 6th grade. and eye. Paragraph - a fragmentary unstructured narrative of November, the two stages of the excretion of urine in mammals, intermittently mentioned mushrooms, fish, birds. In addition to all the many scientific terms, apparently, the author wanted to boast of his knowledge. What will a 12-year-old student get out of this mess? And it is also suggested to go to the internet for additional explanations, links to resources are given. In order for my child not to sit for hours trying to put a topic in his head, I had to sit down and make an acceptable outline on this topic, but then the question is to me and the student a textbook? And this is just one example, textbooks are worse than each other. Geography, history, abnormal questions – why was the slave uprising in ancient Egypt wrong? So, if you see how the level of education rises, it is contrary to reforms, thanks to miracle teachers and indifferent parents.
The joke: "No brains - no problems", - so the Ministry of Education solved the problem of brain leakage abroad.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №103433
 30.09.2014
Just if you have three or more phalloimitators, you may accidentally learn to jongle. Clowns are evil. I know, I watched "It".

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №103432
 30.09.2014
For example, a 15-year-old girl who has managed to be a feminist, vegan, LGBT and so on.

There is a friend of my mother's son, who completed school out of school after 15 years, class from 4 to 11, because all his youth he travelled in Thailand, China and India. My mom, who was in psychiatry for a while, was driving. She now paints comics and lives with her father. Full of vegan. They do not eat anything prepared. And he is 16. And his hair speaks longer than I did in my best times, and he’s blonde. I know I tried everything.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №103431
 30.09.2014
The client found the bag on his corporate website:
On the map it is indicated that to walk 17 minutes, when it is actually 14. If you cannot fix it, remove it entirely.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №103430
 30.09.2014
Windows 9 is free!
Hurra comrades, finally years of long pirate work have yielded fruit.

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