Lena (18:32:37 02/08/2014)
Minet is an act of goodwill. Compulsion, even mild, forces the partner to do something she may not want at the moment. If you really want it, it is better to provoke it with your own example.

%bk% (18:33:11 02/08/2014)
In other words, start sucking yourself, and then it will pull up? O_O

HH: How is it?
We fought with the cat! They screamed at each other and then he bitten me.

From the announcement of the sale of 1000 MW laser.
With this guide you can easily:
Declare yourself an out-of-marriage son (daughter) of Darth Vader with all the consequences.
- Show in the sky, lying with your loved one at night under the stars, on which planet you will build your house and you will breed brahmin and other life.
It is also convenient to show the direction of the attack to your death legions, but only if you have implemented paragraph 1.
Well, finally, the green laser indicator can be used as intended: lighting at night in the windows of neighbors, whose windows had the negligence to stand in front of yours, demonstrating the prologue of their most dreadful nightmares about the onset of the Invasion, actively developing their paranoia and implementing a plan to over-sell the sedatives of the pharmacy near the house (of course not without your reward).

xxx: sister small song translated)))) now all in sadness, says did not expect this from a favorite singer
Would you prompt?
XHHH: promt + idiotism Butterfly in me " and Little Child in Me". translated as "in me oil flies and a little child"
What about the flies.
See also: AAA
Butter Mother's Fly
YYY: XD

And squeezing in the morning in 20 seconds is a strong author.
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This is the one who has been at work in the morning!!! You can’t get home in 20 seconds. :)

At night, I play WOT, at the height of the battles, the servers fell.
I: What a h... no, the servers are lying down.
The servers lie down and you lie down.
O_O

and Beijing. We leave the hotel and will be at the airport in an hour. Instead of taking the keys from us and leaving the world, the Chinese woman at the reception began to talk something to us actively in Chinese, regularly pointing her finger on a paper with the inscription "I don't speak English well, but I will do my best to help you", talking on the phone with someone, apparently smart, and most importantly - waving a check in the middle of which is written a fat zero. We stand with our leader, trying to understand what and how we need to do to remove this curse, the rest are cooking somewhere in the hall, the Chinese woman cries and shakes her hands, and the time for the road through Chinese traffic jams is getting less and less. We are already desperate, thinking how to go quietly. And suddenly, Danya approaches the stand with a steady step, chewing the banana and solemnly stretching the lady's skin (there was no rubbish around). He receives a submission, bending from laughter, mastering us with his hand and letting go with peace. This is what you are, zero yuan.

Lukashenko has promised to help Ukraine with oil products. Now a few options:
Their father will curse Russia in debt, will sell Ukraine on the road
The father will give up his reserves.
A father will buy them from Russia for 3 pennies, and sell them to Ukraine in three roads.
Father will find oil from potatoes and will sell to Ukrainians.

Ivan Maslakov
By the way, he noted that the Khholes do not want to fight for the country at all, some require the introduction of the Russian army, and others the NATO army.
Those and those are sent far away.

I add :

And how does the messenger propose to call individuals of the female sex, so that it is not "equally disgusting"? The Mademoiselle? The female? The individual? Think at least sometimes before you comment.

And I’m saying "Sleeping". Everyone likes it.
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I have noticed that "Sudaryana" has been used again lately. True, in most cases for now it is somewhat ironic, but nevertheless the trend is pleasing :).

There are two good brands in China: the ass and the fucking.
...??? to
Zopo and Huiawei

Half an hour to talk about the harm of fast foods, every day demonstratively eat small portions of fresh vegetables, black rice and strawberries, spice it all with stories about "correct nutrition", all days to drink liters of water to get out of strawberries and toxins, and every hour to go to over-the-counter... maybe I don't understand something?

If the tea is not poured with boiling water, it will not boil (or will be boiled for a very long time).
If the tea does not cool - you will burn your whole throat (yes, I know, there are fans to drink the tea at the temperature of boiling water, but, first, it is very harmful, and secondly, I personally do not get any pleasure from drinking it)
and...
I will uncover a terrible secret - you can pour a cup of boiling water. Wait until it is boiled, and pour the remains with cold boiled water. We all do that at work.)

I decided to give my younger brother a gift, ordered a cup with the theme of WOT. She got it, brought it home, her husband doesn't talk all day, angered that it wasn't for him.

The summer. I want to dress, even in the office, bright, fashionable. In order for everything to be combined in some way by colors or recalled... In the morning, I chose the color of the ballet: pink under the blouse? Or blue under the bag? ... the fucking! How much time! I came to the office in one pink and one blue... Surprisingly, nobody even asked – why? Maybe she has already come?! to

I sell print paper, describe what unusual customers get on the example of buying cars.
Do you sell cars? I need a car that is cheap, but spacious, but that is narrow, like a motorcycle, so that traffic jams can be bypassed. Yes, you can bring it to me by helicopter, clinging to the wires, so it will be more convenient for us to take it, and let the clown from the circus control the helicopter. It’s not difficult for you, right? is difficult? You will have to deal with your competitors. Unfortunate...

5 minutes of sleep after the alarm is better than any other sleep.

From an interview with the oligarch Gennady Timchenko: "There is a lack of spiritual warmth in people". Fuck, I don’t even know what to say, how to regret.

The VDF are the most inadequate troops. I also served. In very strong troops. And I am proud of that too. It is also a celebration, but quietly. For "after us is silence" (c). But I don’t go swimming in the fountains on December 17. and D

Today, August 4, we celebrate the 50th anniversary of hard rock! The first song that contains all its components is "You Really Got Me" The Kinks, written by Ray Davis and released as a single on August 4, 1964. The song reached the top of the UK Singles Chart and lasted on it for 2 weeks.

Good and good music!