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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №103349
 27.09.2014
The internet publishes "Shizgar". A "she's godess" appears only in discussions.

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Because the text is actually -- "She's got it"

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №103348
 27.09.2014
Infectious department.The child up to six months, almost lost.The pediatrician from the clinic that he was regularly drunk with uncooked holy water from a source in the oak (!) Next to the car station (!). And the holy fountain is just a fountain, which the cunning churchmen declared saints 5-6 years ago, enclosed with a beautiful grid, which, of course, improved the quality of the water... And they believe... The children were almost poisoned... It is true - before allowing them to reproduce, you need to take a certificate from a psychiatrist...

[ + 26 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №103347
 27.09.2014
The agricultural land around the megacities is the most coveted piece, and for it is a long war with human casualties. In the 50-kilometer zone around Moscow, agricultural production was practically eliminated, although there were the most productive herds, fields and gardens. And milk to Moscow is now transported 200-300 kilometers, which affects prices for consumers. If you go beyond, for example, Paris or another European capital, you will immediately see the tractor of the farmer. And this farmer knows that his land is inviolable. I have asked many times whether it is possible to build a cottage village on a pasture in Europe. I was answered: you can, but your life is not enough to form the papers and go through all the procedures. Therefore, no one is concerned with farmers.

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №103346
 27.09.2014
Andorro: A too big knife or a good sword can instantly turn you into a criminal even if you haven’t struck anyone yet – just for the fact of storage and manufacture. Given the popularity in Russia of the so-called "homeware", the distribution of 3D-printers, on which you can print some shovel, which is then compared to the shovel shovel.

AmberSP: Well, I was going to kill someone with a tail — bought a printer for a few thousand backs, a SAP system, made a model of a tail, bought the right plastic, printed a tail, went to kill.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №103345
 27.09.2014
Funny Theory at Durt: *strongly shortened*
There is such a thing as the Schwarzschild radius, it is the gravitational radius. It depends on the mass of the object. A body whose radius is less than its gravitational radius is called a black hole. We take any object, we compare the gravitational radius with the size of the object. If the gravity is greater, the object is a black hole. If the size of an object is larger, then there is no black hole in front of us.
The gravitational radius can be calculated for any object, for example, for the Earth it is the order without a small centimeter This means that if you bored the Earth to the size of a chestnut, it will turn into a black hole!
Let us now take our visible universe as an example. This is a small (according to universal standards) area of space, the center of which falls exactly on your carrier. For definitions and reasons why the size of the visible universe is considered to be exactly that, I send you to Wikipedia. So here. From Wikipedia we take an estimate of the radius of the observed universe: 46-47 billion light years. This is about 4.4 × 10^26 meters. From Wolfram Alpha we take an estimate of its mass: 3.4 × 10^54 kg. It turns out that the gravitational radius of the visible universe is estimated to be 5.032×10^27 meters. That is, the gravitational radius of the visible universe precisely covers its geometric radius.
We live in a black hole!
In the female hell, all men are gay. In man, by the way, too.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №103344
 27.09.2014
Looking for the positive. And my husband at night so loudly cries: "Elenny, where are you going!" - that even the neighbors are waking up.

[ + 26 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №103343
 27.09.2014
The most controversial episode is the daughter of Lot. Sitting such in the cave, they thought, I-my, it is necessary to multiply, swelled the father and Orthodox fucking him, all is normal.

That is, Jewish women who fuck their father become Orthodox? The fool.
and...

Who distinguishes you from God?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №103342
 27.09.2014
Wi-Fi points in a friend's apartment:

*sosed_pidor_hvatit_verlit
*sam_ti_pidor_mudak

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №103341
 27.09.2014
With this kind of music, I want to turn off that kind of music.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №103340
 27.09.2014
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Did he take it and go? Because of a fool? Oh well...

Recalling my childhood, I sometimes wonder how light-minded and careless these most foolish educators can be: "Well, like, I lapped something, it's a child, I won't remember. You think it’s nonsense!" And maybe that’s not nonsense. Per I am an uncle, but such phrases always hit me, made me think: and why did my aunt say this, and a friend is true? I don't remember what we discussed there in the children's group, but one such aunt, listening to our conversation, so unknowingly told me that you will be an alcoholic person. Until now, her mother, I have a bunch of brains on this ground, although twenty years have passed, and I understand intelligently that the aunt is just a foolish irresponsible, and in general... And the consequences are, and there is nowhere to go, and nothing to do... So the mortal battle must be beaten by such educators who allow themselves to speak in this way. "My mother is unborn" It should have been such a thought to throw the child, the mate is missing, fucking! And suddenly because of this, the child will have a psychological trauma for the rest of his life, like I do?! to

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №103339
 27.09.2014
XXX: How is your day?
YYY: I will tell
YYY: The whole essence of the past week fits into one event today: the girl Katya, who works with us as a receiver of applications and a pet quote, hanged today on the wall in a series of five photographs of Jim Carrey with different facial expressions. and signed: "choose your mood for today". She hanged a butterfly to attach it to Jim Carrey’s face. After lunch, our boss came, looked at it, went out, printed a healthy penis on the A4, cut it off, came and glued it on top of Jim Carrey. and went home. The end.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №103338
 27.09.2014
This is:

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The real announcement:
I exchange vengeance in the garden 208 for the Richarda Zorge 48/3 with a lapidary inclination child 2010 gr group 5-6 for kindergarten 191.

Logopeds will help, ah...
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It’s not "goodbye" Vengeance in the kindergarten is something! and :)

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №103337
 27.09.2014
From Habr:

Conservancy: That is what can be. But I prefer not the canned foods themselves, but the knowledge of how to make them on the knee.
Yyy: Well, if there is something to do with these canned foods – then and do them, in principle, it will not be very necessary. Or do you want to prepare your own conserve stock in advance?
What does it mean – not very much? Here is the northern foul fox. The cow turned. What will you do? Cut a piece, right? Do not eat immediately.
zzz: Wearing a two-legged, carefully sewn cow on a cart... I am a doctor, I can’t make canned foods)

[ + 17 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №103336
 27.09.2014
But, yes, violently dismantle your relationships with all the honest people - it is just ugly, and has little to do with orientation.
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Here is this. You can build a long relationship. Then dismantle violently.

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №103335
 27.09.2014
So the law prohibiting adoption primarily protects children, not restricts homosexuals.
*** by
Mr. Good, this law, like many others, protects anyone but not children. Different children have always been poisoned and poisoned, and a child raised in any other family can get no less. The reason can be anything, but it depends on the parents how they will react to the fact that their son or daughter offends their mate.

The behavior of children, especially young children, shows how parents behave towards the child and the world as a whole. And if you encourage harassment – no matter what the cause of the harassment is – it is you who harasses the children, by your vocal or clandestine encouragement to violence, and not a couple of gay or lesbian women who have decided to adopt a child.

You want to put children under a glass lid, but the world is different. Everything happens in it. And it is better if the child is ready for this uncertainty - and knows that there will be a place for him in the world regardless of orientation. Don’t cover yourself with the protection of children when there is nothing behind it but stereotypes, irresponsibility and hypocrisy.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №103334
 27.09.2014
On September 28 in Moscow a rock concert under the motto "World Without Drugs".
It was:
In Moscow, the festival "We are without drugs!" begins. Group leaders are on stage.
Hi to you! You’ll laugh, but we’re really out of drugs. Help whoever can!! to

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №103333
 27.09.2014
I bought a suitcase. Funny and orange white
I approach the box with a suitcase and a cart.

I: I have a suitcase! I put on tape *
The boxer: “Breaking”
I: *I put other products on the tape*
Q: Do you need a package?
I : No. I also have a suitcase!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №103332
 27.09.2014
Well here it happened. Now, thanks to the contact, I was finally able to see most of the students who come to me for lectures!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №103331
 27.09.2014
by CostanTM:
I once drove along the route of km 120, around the field, beauty, and here a bunch of spiders on the road got caught, flew right in front of my nose, but apparently not all had time. He heard a couple of beats, well, did not pay attention to this matter, rushed and went far. About 100 km later I stopped at the toilet and looked there, and there are 2 spiders on the bumper I was sitting with their sticks, they crashed and flew away, apparently in shock, so 100 km with me and traveled :-)

The Master:
You can imagine how they materialed you when they flew 100 km back :-).

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №103330
 27.09.2014
In fools and smart things turn out to be some foolish things.

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