and Dad! Knock-knock-knock-knock is delivered from the kitchen.
Murzick is a five-year-old favorite cat of a five-year-old daughter. Their love is mutual. He hardly gets out of his hand. And the cat is always on her hands. I rush to Chad.
Do not worry. We will find. There is nowhere to go, the doors, the windows are closed, there is no place here, there is no place here. How did he disappear?
and disappeared! There was no one right away! ??
It does not happen. Shares will come. Kitty Kitty.
I packed with food. No to! He would have been crying long ago. After ten minutes of searching, I begin to believe in the mystic.
What are these things?! Mindfully tracking the tested space again - I searched everywhere! No, not in the refrigerator. With a feeling of my own stupidity, I open the refrigerator. Oh Oh! Two wild eyes on a wool piece that is in shock! How is?! to
This is so!
After the restoration of events: the cat on the pen.
Dad, can I have an apple?
Maybe just wash. And the pencil too.
The refrigerator opens. Hands are busy. The cat is placed on the shelf. Take an apple. Washing with hands. Handles are wiped out. The Opa! The handles are wiped out, and the cat is not on them!! to

She didn’t want a ice cream. In the freezer would probably not be useful.

In Russia, the one who imports money into the country is called "foreign agent", and the one who exports from the country - "patriot".

If you could have lunch with a famous person, dead or alive, who would you choose?

Yyy : Alive

I recalled here, as in the time of my sleepy childhood, if there was a trouble and some people's artist of the USSR or a politician of the Politburo died, then on television the dictator announced that there were changes in the program and instead of the transmission of "Our garden" and "I serve the Soviet Union" now show a movie with the deceased citizen and tell how he raised the village. And because of all this, I somehow very determinedly began to dream that Schwarzenegger would soon die and show him a movie on television that I had never seen before. However, I thought, if they show Terminator or Commando, which I’ve seen in the video show, it’ll be good too. I even imagined how I turned on the TV, and there a spokesman with grief in the voice: "Today, on the twelfth year of life suddenly died folk actor Arnold Schwarzenegger, in connection with which in the program of the programs there were changes, instead of "Play, harmony beloved" will be shown the film "Conan-destroyer".

To skip one stage of development does not mean to be developed two steps higher. It means being underdeveloped at one stage.

Love from first class.
Shortly before my son went to school, I was recalled from vacation on a ship and I returned to Odessa when he was already in second grade. I had plenty of free time and I was happy to take my son to school, because he was only ten minutes walk from home. On the way we met a classmate of the son, a nice white-haired girl, accompanied by her dad too. Talking to him, we found out that we were colleagues, only he worked on fishing boats and also took his daughter to school for the first time. It was immediately apparent that the children were very happy with each other and we talked, only to make sure they crossed the crosses correctly. Near the school yard they waved our pencil, and we with a new acquaintance went home together, on the way to the cafe to have a coffee. So we took the kids to school until the New Year.
Before the winter holidays in school, as always, arranged a New Year's morning for the children, but in the morning I was in business in the sailing and promised to come to its beginning right to school, which I did, having been late, though, minutes to ten. The morning was already in full swing and I started looking for my own, wondering that I could not see any familiar faces. After ten minutes I couldn’t stand and asked a young woman who was actively working with children, did she not know where the 2nd “B” class was?
This is my second “B”, I’ve been leading it from the first class.
I probably had such a confused look that she even laughed:
Who are you looking for?
I named the name of his son and his little girlfriend. Now it is her turn to be surprised:
There was no such thing in my class. You confuse something, maybe they are studying at a school nearby, in two quarters from us? They have a morning there too.
Considering that if I continue in the same spirit, then, at best, I will make myself laugh, so I thanked her and quickly retreated.
After a little reflection in the fresh air, I decided to go to the neighboring school - well, it was old good times and there was no strict control at the entrance to school.
You have, of course, guessed - all of us were there: and children, and parents!
On the way home, I discovered the truth: it turns out our children did not hope for each other's soul and always tried to stay together longer, and then suddenly such a case turned - they said goodbye to the fathers at another school, pretended to go there, and when we left, took hands and went to their school! I tried to keep a strict look, but in my eyes I began to whisper treacherously and I switched the conversation to another topic.
The next time a friend and I took them to school, we quietly looked around and decided to leave everything as it is, saying goodbye to them near another school and giving them the opportunity to be at least a little without guardianship, although for confidence they followed them invisibly for a long distance, and they walked, holding hands, enthusiastically talking and never looking back.

P.S Forty years have passed since then and nothing has changed: they are still together. Love to you, children!

I decided to travel around the world until I spent all of my savings.
According to my calculations, I will be home somewhere at 19:30.

Our lack of authority is often offset by excess power.

In Volgograd, a monument was opened to a little girl, a schoolgirl who lived in Stalingrad and went to the hospital to wounded fighters, playing them on a trophy accordion.
This girl was awaited by wounded soldiers and was welcomed with applause every time.
The name of the girl is Ala Pakhmutova.

It is Alexander Pakhmutov.

After discussing in committees and committees, unanimously adopted:
"The pauses between the strikes of the knot will continue to be considered spices."

A fool who is willing to admit that he is a fool is probably not the one he pretends to be.

Psychological approach to mothers

I took my mother to Kiev.
Arrived at Kiev Station.
We enter the coupe - there is a married couple a little older than me. They have already dismantled things.
Well, I pull my mom’s baulu – her neighbors came out on the perron so we didn’t bother.
Mother is upset - believes that these neighbors have taken up too much space with their things. Although she has so many gifts and guests, she is lucky that "mama doesn't burn."
I put her things, went out on the perron, I say to these neighbors, "Please, if anything, don't get angry with my mom..."
The woman replied, “Don’t even worry! I have a mother, I understand it. We come well!”
I tell her again, “Please come back in the box and tell her right away that she has a very good son. You will win her heart.”
Well, I didn’t have time to leave the square of the Kyiv station, my mom calls: “Son! I was so lucky with my neighbors! Such people are good!”

When we have high-ranking diletants appointed, it is as if during the casting for a beauty contest instead of beautiful women were recruited curly-legged insurers with the words: "Well, nothing. They get used to, they gain experience. Then they shrink. And there, you look, and they’ll be pretty.”

As far as I remember, I have always had many friends in the courtyard, in school, later in school, in the army, and much later in adulthood. But the trouble happened at the age of 28, in 2000 he suffered a trauma to the spine (cervical department) and remained almost completely paralyzed. Five years after I got injured, my friends came to visit me. Meeted them always well, parents knew not only friends but also their wives, children and always treated them well And then gradually people began to "disappear" I never asked them about anything only come. As a result, everyone stopped riding, only Valera remained, he still does not come often twice or three times a month, which helps around the house where male power is needed, or repairs what his mother cannot do. We never ask him to do this and always answer, but he does not listen to us, when he comes, he looks at everything, and if he notices a mess, he removes it. After drinking tea, we communicate for a long time and he leaves, for me his arrival, as a holiday and gives a charge of positive emotions for a long time.I met another person on the Internet four years ago, they communicated a lot, and they made friends, and he knew about me almost everything and I knew nothing about him besides him, and my questions, as his name did not answer, disappointed, and called, on holidays and sometimes without a reason transferred me to the account of five - ten thousand rubles. I congratulated him on giving him his books, a year ago I learned that a man was seriously ill, deadly (cancer) and he had a few days to live. This was written by his wife, for me it was a shock, and from her I learned that his name is Kobetz Valery, a bright memory, I will never forget him. I thought a lot about why suddenly there were almost no friends, maybe I was to blame for doing something wrong or offended with a word, but after a long "growing" in myself I found nothing like that. Only after talking to the same people with disabilities, as I learned that almost everyone has the same story at first thick then empty. I want to appeal to you, dear ones, if you have relatives, relatives, friends in this situation must be and visit them as often as possible, believe (tested on yourself) they live the meeting with you, they need nothing from you, only you do not forget them.

God created humans, Samuel Colt equalized them in rights, and Mikhail Kalashnikov increased the distance of equality to 400 meters.

The forgotten souls

For a long time no one took the baby from the maternity department.

It happens so. They refused, and no one expressed any wishes. So, the baby stuck there and was temporarily placed on a free bed. But as you can see, he was not very pleased with it and he spoke so that his ears lay.

One day I silenced. And the frightened nurse, who ran to see what had happened to him, and was not suffocated by such a scream, was surprised to see...

She saw that a big grey cat, a common pet and a puppy was pressing to him. He just did not give himself to anyone and categorically refused to go on his hands.

Yes, of course, everyone knew that the cat in the department had nothing to do and could not do at all. But try to explain this to the cat, and to everyone who fed him. So despite all the prohibitions and threats of execution, the gray cat was like a full-time employee with the function of a psychotherapist for workers.

The nurse tried to drive the furry off the bed, but the little boy grabbed him with all his pennies, and wildly cried when they tried to separate them. The whole department ran to look at this picture, and even the strict head, scaredly blaspheming and promising to dismiss everyone, approached and struck the grey parent.

So they lay together. The cat left for a short time for his affairs and to eat, and the baby humbly waited for the return of the acquired daddy.

And then there were those who wanted to take him, but how it turned out that he was not going to leave without his four-year-old parent.

He has his tail! The adopters came.

Well, sooth - agreed sadly honey sisters. What to do? As you take it, so little it begins to roar and suffocate.

In short, the story became known outside the hospital, and in addition to all the staff who came to see, photograph and bring submissions to the furry parent, very different couples began to come.

They have long agreed to both. The cat did not want to. You can laugh, but the baby was not taken until the cat agreed to go into the hands of the new parents.

So they both took them. A man carries a cat in his arms and a woman carries a child. Everyone got what they wanted. The cat embraced the man’s legs behind his neck and placed his head on his left shoulder.

The nurses watched this picture with amazement.

The insulting and terrible chief doctor, who came out with everyone to accompany a couple, looked at it and said:

Good parents, I tell you. I know. I have five such puppets. They know who is the best.

And suddenly, realizing that he had overwhelmed the excess, he tumbled and began to mock everyone, because it is not necessary to look, but to work, the devil take.

c) Oleg Bondarenko

One day in the blue network I got a message from an unknown user with a virtually empty profile. The message said:

Can I send you a photo?

The infallible female intuition suggested: now there will be ruin, that is, hm, according to Freud. He polently rejected the request:

Thank you, but it is not worth it. And in general, I am now eating and looking at other sex organs won't.

Why I wrote about eating, I cannot say. Probably confused and wanted to argue somehow for the refusal. But the answer fell into my soul, so much that I wanted to include it in the textbook “How to be persistent and goals despite anything”:

When you do, will you?

Bad is the official who failed to stick to the garbage reform.

The Girl in the Shop:
I want ice cream, Mom.
Her mother :
It’s cold now, I can’t. Only in summer. Only fools eat.
She is:
But he is eating!
He points to my pack of ice cream.
I am :
I am a fool.
My mother approves me.

I went to the shops and looked at prices. How do I tell my kids that Santa is dead?