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In the past, the Internet was corrupted by children – now the Internet is corrupting the state.

Many of the last among the first.

It was about courage that I began to talk. In front of my eyes, a friend struck a piece of seven shobles, which hit some girls. I tried to help, but I crashed immediately. He lifted up his head and saw that they were actually flying the birds. Who is in the wall, who is in the window. The courage of a friend ended when everyone was already lying. He banged, “Well, how can I explain to Mashe why the sleeve was broken?”

I will stop paying for gas bills tomorrow. When I accumulate a debt of 2 billion rubles, I will ask Gazprom for a discount.

The whole day at work smelled food, it prevented me from focusing on anything. Nobody ate anything around. It turns out that a colleague drowned in China with liquids for an electronic cigarette, and smoked pizza :( The Chinese are like the Chinese yet

In addition to:

I killed two flies during sex today.
YYY: During whose sex?
XXX: During their sex!

I said, “How romantic it is to die by loving!”

I just came across the answers of mail.ru:
"Read more about this on this site [link will appear after verification by the moderator] here are described in detail..."
What are you asking? Nothing... except the date of writing – 7 years ago!!! to
For 7 years the moderator can not check the link!!! You are talking about the Russian post.)

My husband put my photo on the desk, well as my..My jaw..Röntgen photo from the dentist.

In the SOS. The network saw a photo in which one sunflower grew up behind a sealed field, on which it should actually grow with other sunflower. Well, my first thought, as a fan of the literature of the post-apocalyptic genre, well, the triffids broke out, we have a coat. I was pleasantly surprised when I saw several comments with similar content under the photo. Thank you friends. Read good books.

Go home on a skate.
Stitching the stomach.
Look at the elephants in your sleep.
Shadow

At one time in the honeymoon I had to sit until 22 p.m. with the twins until they answered the topic in an intelligible way.
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Maybe I should not sit?
Now those twins have somewhat learnt and somewhat treated.
And if they were taken away, they would have found another occupation in life.

What an ugly Jesuit chest.
Yyy: Fi, how gentle we are. And I would even blow. The main thing is the soul.

Why did you shave your beard?! to
LarDo: You understand, in the country, war, mess, unemployment. It is time to change something in this solitary life.
Did you start with your beard?
Lardo: I still polished the cactus! 8) is

Favorite anecdote from the universe of computer science:
Masochist sadist: torture me! and torment!
Sadist Masochist: I will not!! to
At first I laughed...

The debilny pred gave the task for the diploma to write on the php store. Well, of course he said that the code will be checked for plagiarism. As a result, the plagiarism was found in 4 files and the diploma was not counted.
Here is a list of files:
Styles.css
by bootstrap.js
jQuery.js
by class.phpmailer.php
Isn’t he a fucker?

xxx: remove the topic "peace! The work! It is"
June is not May!
Monday is not work!
YYY: Ukraine is not peace

From Habr.

Darthslider: I went into Battlefield 3 on a friend’s account (a high level of someone) to see what it is. In real war is probably the same, in fact: nothing is understood, someone is shooting somewhere, then you die =D

I watched football, just broke the penalty.
Wife: What, the Dutch so grossly violated?
I: In the sense?? to
Three times the penalty.
I: It was a repeat.

(Conversation in the office after lunch, guy P and girl D)
Do you have a new shirt?
P: No, the old
Q: Why haven’t I seen her before?
Q: I don’t even know...Maybe because you haven’t been home for 6 years?

My husband and I are on the road in the car. I am driving, my husband is sleeping on a passenger car. We pass by the village.
I: Listen, can we move to the village? We will divide the farm... we will envy the pigs, the chickens... Who would you bring?
A couple of lovers, yes.
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