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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №95587
 20.03.2014
These Russian barbarians brought the German Chancellor to suicide in 1945!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №95586
 20.03.2014
Mike> Childhood in the opera played...
Mike> Wanted to knock a girl with a book
Mike> The girl took the role-playing game correctly
Mike> And here the book for 8 thousand is broken...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №95585
 20.03.2014
When you eat a tie, make sure the camera is turned off.
Thanks Mika, take note of it.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №95584
 20.03.2014
xxx: I thought here) the main lol
xxx: Tymoshenko said "In Ukraine there will be no Russian fleet"
xxx: Well please - in Ukraine it is not)

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №95583
 20.03.2014
It is easier to live with a fool than with a genius, but it is harder to be happy.

[ + 43 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №95582
 20.03.2014
How! → You have lived in Canada for so many years and still do not speak Ukrainian!? to

Canadian Ukrainians of Soviet production have one small but noticeable feature: when communicating with Russians, they refuse to speak Russian and talk Ukrainian.
I had one time to be married to a representative of a small but very proud people. And here at some party, one Ukrainian lady, seeing that my wife is speaking Russian, took her “chicai”, “treat”, “naked”, “rich”. My wife listened attentively to her tirade and answered her in Osetia.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №95581
 20.03.2014
In response to U.S. sanctions, Russia blocked Obama’s accounts at Sberbank, and also banned McCain from visiting his birthplace, the village of Makievka in the Tula region.

[ + 45 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №95580
 20.03.2014
Also, never google in images "perlmouth". Do you hear? Never ever!
I am going to go "perlmouth". Fuck you guys, don’t go crazy!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №95579
 20.03.2014
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Well, walking robots are still fine, but I’m more interested in how they’re doing with Death Star? What is the percentage of readiness?
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The Death Star project was rejected. The Americans gathered 100,000 signatures with the proposal to build it. Whether from the government, or from the soldiers, someone gave an official answer, it is said to give us such a labyrinth, if it can be blown up with one bomb. History has taken place.

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №95578
 20.03.2014
to this:
>> I want to know the news - I go to the news site!

Finally something funny.)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №95577
 20.03.2014
here
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Agaphone and Plato.
What do you know about unusual names?

The counter-admiral, geographer, hydrograph, writer, reorganizer of the naval education system, older brother of the famous composer Nikolai Andreevich Rimsky-Korsakov was called Warrior Andreevich Rimsky-Korsakov!
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When he began to read, the "counter-admiral", "geographer", "hydrograph" - counted female names, only the "writer" was suspected. And just "Warner" no longer impressed

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №95576
 20.03.2014
P> The child question was born. Which alloy has a melting temperature higher than the maximum melting temperature of pure alloy components?

What is question? Does anyone not know that if you start with the melting of nickel (the melting temperature of 1454) and gradually insert aluminum into it (the melting temperature of 660), the alloy will harden? I think everyone who has ever made the alloy of nickel with aluminum has learned this hard.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №95575
 20.03.2014
2014 was declared the Year of Open Doors in Russia.
Come with your land.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №95574
 20.03.2014
xxx: I work in the call center of our local newspaper with ads
xxx: now a guy called, and asked to print "Ride, ride and shit! The Food Shop"

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №95573
 20.03.2014
Max, are you special in regular expressions?
The star point.
Is that all?
That is all.
Oh, listen, I need that...

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №95572
 20.03.2014
Astrologers have announced a week of jokes about Alaska.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №95571
 20.03.2014
From curiosity I went to read about Stepan Bandera on Wikipedia. I read. The Affigel. Almost a saint was painted. Then I looked at the history of adjustments and changes – I stopped. During the last 15 days, about 30,000 characters were thrown out on the loudest trials and accusations of Banderas, terror and murder and planning murders of key people of the time... Boys, you have nothing in power, and you are wandering there on a very thin edge, just started rewriting history :)

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №95570
 20.03.2014
I forgot the cheese on the back and the bag on the front seat! Take it!
The creature is captured! The package managed to get out of the surroundings, but it did not go far and was caught in the area of the sex carpet. There is no loss on our part, my general!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! to

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №95569
 20.03.2014
About the Sberbank:
I was lucky to get in the electronic line and get the number in the "16". There were 8 windows. Asked what was the naphyg, he answered, “A, window 16 is a live row in window 5.”

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №95568
 20.03.2014

Anastasia

by 01:32:20
Are you threatening with sanctions?

Alexis
and ah)
01:32:41

Anastasia
Which one? 😉
01:32:47

Alexis
I can’t invent anything like the West.

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