Purple: It's bad that many of them before the appearance of the same, not so long for now, so long so, temporarily with someone else...
REMUS58: Klichko, go out, I recognized you

A friend of mine wrote: Today a colleague whose brother, who emigrated to the UK with his family 10 years ago, told... Talked to his brother... The hatred of Russia in England (well and in Europe, in general) is GRANDIOSE in connection with recent events. He and his wife stopped speaking Russian in public. Otherwise they break. Thanks to the local media, the “friendly” people of Great Britain are confident that most of their mass is... WHAT: Russia has captured Crimea. Russia is trying to seize Ukraine. Attention to Ukraine!!! For centuries it belonged to Poland and should belong to Poland!!! P-I-Z-D-E-C

It smells of spring. Easter is approaching.
Activists on the part of Grushevsky began the spring cleaning on the Maidan.
They break old barriers and build new ones.
We want to remove rubbish, to make new barricades, in which there is no accumulation of seed and harmful substances from tyres. We want to bring order on the Maidan, because soon Easter", the activists said.

I have an innate literacy. And a good memory, especially when it comes to child offenses to teachers. When I was in second grade, one teacher wrote on the board: “Fireworks.” I corrected her nonsense. Then immediately to the cry: to say, I, the Great Pedagogue, better know. The result was a scandal and her dismissal.
In the third already another teacher corrected in my composition of the “great-grandmother” to the “great-grandmother” – you see, the “great-grandmother” does not exist. I was psychotic and brought a dictionary to school. "Here is a seal" - with a stone face stated to me. The result was a scandal and her dismissal.
I advise you!
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A great story! The young man! One question: who is your dad? Sometimes it doesn’t work in a minibar. and ;)

Recruitment of personnel for the whole of Russia. In the morning I write to my curator about the plans for the day:
I’m going to take a cut today!
YYY: It sounded like you were Khan Baty.

This is:
We are not afraid of Russian tanks in Moscow. The fucking parking!
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You probably don’t know that tanks can be parked above cars, second layer.

Wut: – The inscription on the theater’s toilet: “What an expression! What a pressure!”

The bugs today gave a beautiful thing: in the conversation about the employee's son - he is an ipishnik working with him.

The snow, usually
It is written "tomorrow" and
Parenthood "Tomorrow"
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I have an innate literacy. And a good memory, especially when it comes to child offenses to teachers. When I was in second grade, one teacher wrote on the board: “Fireworks.” I corrected her nonsense. Then immediately to the cry: to say, I, the Great Pedagogue, better know. The result was a scandal and her dismissal.
In the third already another teacher corrected in my composition of the “great-grandmother” to the “great-grandmother” – you see, the “great-grandmother” does not exist. I was psychotic and brought a dictionary to school. "Here is a seal" - with a stone face stated to me. The result was a scandal and her dismissal.
I advise you!

I went to the store today to buy cakes. I saw, I chose, I moved, I came - I ask for a second card. They bring, I dress, I look – they are different! One bright red, the other dirty red. Maybe they brought it. Anne, no, it was all right, just one stood on the window and blossomed out. These are the last, but! The seller was not confused and offered to go to them in 2 weeks - "We will put the second cad on the window and it will bloom too! They will be the same!" I laughed, I thought she was joking like that. "We have already done so"- I was delighted with being. =) is

What is nuclear synthesis?
- Remember the mother of pelmeni cooked them there were many small, and they clung together and became one big?
Oh, it was fun!
Here is! Nuclear synthesis is also... fun!

ha ha! Continuing the topic of beads.
I go in the tram. On the back of the seat in front of me is the inscription: "They were..."
And you say "Here". The weak.

They simply took and arbitrarily removed from the final rating of Lada 5 points to get 10. Much worse than any other brand. After all, no one will sit with a calculator and check the tablet.
And in the event that there is such a tough - put a slope - it is said, for poor safety. But you have already taken this into account and put "0" in the table for this parameter...?

Per Lada is deliberately trying to kill her owner?

You have to do well so that no one knows. Evil, by the way, too.

This is because other times the writer in essence of the question is more or less right... but humility... but the language... the pants are cheap...
And you miss, because the nephog is here.

XXX: We sit and don’t touch anyone. In Saratov’s nirvana, I beat the price, the Rude thinks something, Masha dines.
Blonde comes from the neighboring office. A canonical blonde.
Hey guys, do you have a printer? I would like to print out."
The silent spires quietly look back at the printer, back at the blonde.
Oh, so I’ll bring a flash, okay?and "
Kiev is Kiev.
Blonde is back. The document is printed in complete silence. Blonde looks around and sees a harsh spark. Then he said, “Hello!” and he said, “Hello.”

A friendly office.

A group of black men in business costumes stand near the finance ministry building in Peter. Per a delegation from an African country. On the other side, the officer instructs the translator:
Apologize and say that the main entrance is closed for repair, invite you to go through the black. No stand up! Do not talk about the black entrance, suddenly they will be offended, call it official.

Nathan: How is it? found a job?
Henri: I didn't find a job, but I fucked two girls-HR.

In the forum, it is discussed that the luggage compartment is difficult to close without putting your hands out.
There is a special pen inside the luggage and if you catch it then you can close the luggage in a sharp movement by inertia in time to release it, well as Sabziro did.
Put your legs a little apart and hold your hand to the ground.

to this:
I work in the Moscow district. The residents are calling. With the hysteria of wreaths: why did we paint the fence and vases in yellow-blue colors! They demand urgent repainting, otherwise they will complain to Mary that we support Ukraine.

They call right! The fence must be yellow-green, this is what I declare to you as an employee of the neighboring administration)))