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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №96527
 11.04.2014
Cancelled weekly meeting:

zzz (10:42:39 10/04/2014)
"I am the boss, I don't want to consult, I want a mimic"

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №96526
 11.04.2014
to this:

Discussion of the topic that in the wow store stopped selling figures and toys.
Buy a designer.
I am an adult woman.
I want a plug-in wiring, why do I need a designer?! to
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I found it and bought it.
Dreams are fulfilled. and Warcraft!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №96525
 11.04.2014
XX: I always felt everything in advance. My ass is a very sensitive device.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY If you throw it into the water, it will turn north.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №96524
 11.04.2014
From the Kiev:

The wise man learns from other people’s mistakes. Idiots on their own. What is the name of a person who doesn’t learn from mistakes at all and continues to do the same thing?
YYY: The Tester

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №96523
 11.04.2014
Children are like games now. levels: feed, play, develop and - the last, with the boss - sleep. One wrong move – and you start from the beginning. This is not your PC, where every step can be saved

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №96522
 11.04.2014
Quote from задолbaek:

But, believe me, not everyone who takes a guitar in their hands wants to then collect the stadiums or at least plunge the contents of the subway wagons to their feet.

I ride the metro regularly. No one has ever dropped me!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №96521
 11.04.2014
When Nikita Khrushchev, giving Crimea to Ukraine, planted corn, he knew that the descendants would need strategic stocks of popcorn.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №96520
 11.04.2014
Dictionary of non-Russian language:

warning

I use it instead of matte. and :)


[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №96519
 11.04.2014
@Chucky_Fiberg

Few people know, but Lenin’s brain is stored separately so that Lenin doesn’t become a zombie. And that after the zombie apocalypse there will be no zombie communism.

[ + 12 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №96518
 11.04.2014
You see, like many educators of the USSR, you do not understand that life is not only illumination, but also a lot of other things, one of the most valuable resources in it - time, and one of the most important skills - to correctly prioritize.
You can give a lot of arguments on the topic of "in the tomb we have seen such self-discipline", but I’d rather write about something else. I, like many of my colleagues, have been working from the third class. We work as programmers, we attract foreign capital to the post-Soviet space, we pay more taxes (I would know where they go, because it is possible to provide a human standard of living for my mother and grandmother only at the expense of my income). Botanics that went to all the couples, among us, for some reason, a tiny number. People raised by the union are also few.
Of course, the overall erudition is important. But there are a lot of things that I think are a bit more important. For example, the ability not to despise people with other values. And to call diletants people who do their job well, but at the same time missed pairs of not very competent teachers - in my picture of the world is just a low level of culture, from which, apparently, the notorious general erudition does not save.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №96517
 11.04.2014
I want a gun.
ZZZ is powdered?
XXX is yes!
zzz: go to a psychiatrist, register in hunters and buy
XXX and shoot them all!! to
XXX is OK!
ZZZ: The psychiatrist did not go through.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №96516
 11.04.2014
To this day, this injustice, like Clause’s ashes, is knocking into my heart. The sixth class. The dictator. I wrote without mistake, I’m waiting for a fifth. I get "4" I look at the notebook. The teacher corrected the word "breakfast" to "breakfast". I’m in an easy mood, I approach after class: so and so, why?
Instead of saying – I was wrong, I was evil, I’m sorry – she gives out:
- Well, Snow White, it is usually written "tomorrow", and in the parental period "tomorrow"...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №96515
 10.04.2014
Dear parents of students! Do not compare yourself to them! Per the theme of drawing the "done after the nuclear explosion" is the only opportunity to interest the guys! Now, because of the computer, schoolchildren are very poor with fine motor skills, many in 10 years can not cut a picture from paper to contour. Respect for your painting teacher!! to

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №96514
 10.04.2014
<Puziaka> decided to put a couple of additional coolers
<Puziaka> well and clean the radiator on the process. I did everything, replaced the thermopast, applied a new one, and I look crazy, and the cooler has 3 of the four chopsticks on the fist.
<Puziaka> the cooler, by the way, did not fit in size, had to hide by false means
<@katzbalger> Why do I remember that pick with self-cutting?
<Puziaka> because I hanged on them
<@katzbalger> Directly into the womb?
<Puziaka> scratched holes under size
<Kavabingo> is it?
<Puziaka> with a knife
Kavabingo> Don’t be surprised that I’m only talking to you
<Kavabingo> Everything Just Without Consciousness from Facebook Spams

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №96513
 10.04.2014
With Dirty. Discussion of the meeting of Schwarzenegger and culturist Yuri Vlasov
gennnadiy: Soviet duck of the intellectual-Bard species. Much better than Schwarzenegger.
Sidecar: It should have been removed in the Terminator! "I need your guitar, your sweater and your ride."

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №96512
 10.04.2014
Coffee in bed? Erunda, my husband will bring me food and a book and a cat, if necessary. I have my feet every day. Because he has both broken in different places and he himself can’t wash them... And I don’t see any humiliation for myself in this.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №96511
 10.04.2014
here here :
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This is:

I say that there is no thing that a man can do but a woman cannot do.
Eggs are roasted:
I looked into the refrigerator, scratched.
Tagged: fucking

They isolated their DNA from the y-chromosome.
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It is easy! You take the X chromosome and cut off everything.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №96510
 10.04.2014
Before some porn videos just need the inscription "Do not try to repeat this at home"

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №96509
 10.04.2014
I am looking for a job as a content manager:
• Good knowledge of Internet services;

The xxx:
Do you have deep knowledge of Internet services?

YYYY :
The most cool

Desade

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №96508
 10.04.2014
by Teso:
Speaking Russian, if you live outside of Russia, is now somewhat dangerous for territorial integrity.

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