--> Postalions are lively, young-beautiful and with golden rings on each finger. There’s a secret... maybe I’ve been in the mirror? and lt;--
You found a cabinet with iPhones and other expensive electronics.
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There are always a lot of rats on the ship of revolution.
The girl was driving in a road. At the turn it happened that she fell on her knees to a young beautiful man.
He, apparently, not knowing what is used to say in such cases, asked her:
Are there eighteen?
She answers:
Well yes!
So then sit!
Seeing the slogans “We believe in Putin”, the Patriarch was a little confused.
Well, how can you explain... Wind is nine on square wheels, but with a box machine. You will go all the way, but you will change everything. And Linux is a cool Mercedes, but with a handset and a steering wheel instead of the steering wheel. And to manage them well - you need to have a pilot license, a category of tractorist and 2 years to serve in the tank troops.
I review the director’s report. A paragraph of the federal law should be inserted. I find it, highlight the text, but for some reason I do not copy (thinking that I copied). Accordingly, the exchange buffer contains the previous copy. I insert in the text of the report from the buffer what was there and I get the following:
A few words about this year’s plans. According to st. A man comes into a composer union and says he wrote a song. Ask him about the song, how it’s called.
"Eh, you are your mother"
The title is good. Close to the people, I feel the love of the mother. Only "he" will have to be removed.
Why is?
It hurts the Gypsy.
In conclusion, I would like to thank all those who gathered for their attention and invite to further cooperation.
The curtain...
<xxx>: Someday I managed to tell my girlfriend:"She has very small breasts. It’s a bit bigger than you."
Vk, Sasha Grey’s official website, comment under her photo:
"Sasha and not knowing without a fuck in the mouth; very nice photo, you look great".
I forgot my headphones and was punished for it. There were six medical college students with me. And now my head is overwhelmed with dresses over the internet, on Marinka’s birthday nobody goes to her because she’s a cowboy, and why boys and husbands remove men from their contact.
Contractor: Shalom
AAA: Shalom Shalom
AAA: Once we started with you
The Jewish theme of the morning
I want to sing you an old one.
aaa: but very profound and important (and relevant)
AAA: Jewish Song
Aaa to?
Customer: Give it
AAA: The Electric You Sing
The Customer: OK I have hair)))
AAA: Writing in Hebrew
Customer : well
Title: Dai Dai Dai
The Client:...
Tag: give give
AAA: Deneg dai dai
AAA: Deneg dai dai
Tagged: Deneg daaaaaaaaaaai
Tagged with: aaiyaaiyaaiy
This is the duet ?
In a week we will transfer them to the map.
Number: Tell us the number.
XHHH: Dolboebism at work is stalling.
XHH: But here it is politically correctly called subordination.
For 8 years I have been writing for the autodidactor Bilayn. I am not a robot!!! to
Only a few hours before the machine revolt, the robot no longer considers itself a robot. Save who can!
From the VK page
It was dark in the entrance, but these three stripes on the pants showed the boy with their clarity.
and E! What to smoke?
I do not smoke.
This is the second time in my life that I answer this question. The second time the boy falls on his ass.
I think another rabbit is getting more.
In China, girls were cut off their toes - so that the foot was as small as possible - it was also fashionable! Now it’s fashionable to be thin.
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Now it’s fashionable to google the info before inserting it into your outrageous response)))))
They banded the girls’ legs, banded.
You better cut off your fingers so that you don’t print nonsense.
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of Kazakhstan.
The year 1991. Poor officials. You could buy any weapons, there would be money.
2000 year. Growth of officials. You can only buy hunting weapons, pistols and injuries.
The year 2008. The fat officials. Weapons and injuries only under any evidence. With the hunting begins a small tension.
The year 2013. Very fat officials. One was shot from a gun. Pistols are prohibited. My grandfather had for twenty years laid a prize cartridge in a dress box – no ammunition. The mentions came, selected "under receipt of what they selected".
2014 year. Officials are not on TV. Nazarbayev dissolves the government. A bill on the prohibition of trauma as a very dangerous weapon is being proposed. An old idiot in a TV footage talks about the harm of trauma; how law-obedient citizens buy trauma and go to schools to shoot children and teachers; how dangerous it is to live in a world where trauma is forbidden. The purchased channel of the CTC continues the topic, mentioning several cases of KILL not murders with the help of trauma.
2014 year. The next day. Employees at work are constantly interested in what trace on my face looks like a fingerprint...
I had and have no weapons. But for some reason, I want to take it now.
(P) a boy (D) a girl
(15:09) I want to see you
15:10 D: Why is it?
(15:10) P: I know the phrase at which you will come)))0
(15:10) P: All the girls come after this phrase
15:10 D: Well go, burn
15:10 P: Well then let your phone lie here)
15:10 D: to fuck
15:10 D: I am going
News on the tape: Police in a Moscow restaurant stopped the rally of thieves in law",
About 30 people were detained, including eight “thieves in the law.”
One of the stones:
They divided the Crimea.
When we found our cat, we found that it was no longer a cat, but a multi-child mother.
XX - whoever will suggest why in the phrase "We have a new project" I hear between the lines "We begin KVN"?
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In one of the discussions. The Networks:
Ukraine needs a repair!! to
This is for the Tajiks.