Olympics-80 was remembered by the flying mouse, and 2014 - sleeping.

to this

I sit and think about Western freedom: what is possible in the West, what is not possible in Russia? I have already remembered a few dozen things that can or can be rolled in Russia, and in Europe, America cannot. But this is something that is not possible in Russia, and it is possible in the West - I did not remember.

and----

Is marijuana legalized in one state? And the possibility to call a squad of soldiers in full combat readiness for free with a simple request for a speed machine and backpack in Google? You can shoot anyone who has stumbled on your land without your (or prosecutor’s) permission. It is also possible to erect a monument to Satan. They have their own atmosphere there, but hell, they have a good time with power there.

Twitter EUROMAIDAN (‏@euromaidan) about the operation of Berkut to clean up the square:

This is what you need to be an idiot to call the special operation "Bumerang".

(Family talks about excess weight)
It is time to look the truth in the eyes! I am expanding! Like the universe, I am just the universe. 0 - O
Husband: This would be a business - it would be good even if you expand =)

Commentary on Distribution:
Very liked the atmosphere of the cinema, and the ringing of the mobile phone and the phrase "I will call again!" creates a unique color and the feeling of the presence of those sitting next door, these subtle women's voices do not let you get bored. At the very beginning of the film, the quiet voice "I love you" and the chok... touches to the depths of the soul.

Andrew (17:21:42 19/02/2014)
Put the plz on the record there our hockey with the Finns play
Lena (17:23:18 19/02/2014)
Which channel? The first?
Lena (17:26:22 19/02/2014)
Fu is right.
Lena (17:26:25 19/02/2014)
by First
Lena (17:26:40 19/02/2014)
It was a female hockey.
Andrew (17:27:06 19/02/2014)
Did you also think so?and (

baloo> I, fucking, women's biathlon after Urgant can't watch without laughter))
baloo> He said there that Zahenbacher has introduced a new word in Russian with his surname)))
Baloo> and here the last performances watched, Governor’s like a whirlwind: "OH YOU! Zhenbacher has fallen!"
baloo> sounds like "blow up")))
Tom> ))))

XXX Where are you?
YYY: I go home
XH: You’re going to be at work to the point, right?
YYY: I’m busy at work, I go home

I was looking for a job in the IT field today. I encountered a job as a gaming support specialist for WoT users for +500 gaming gold per account daily.
I sit, I think, whether this is worthy salary for the Aitishnik or not.

XHH: It feels like I blasted in my own time
XHH: recently pretended... but not a single free girl, neither among acquaintances, nor at work... NOT at all. Everyone is married there or already with children, or has a serious relationship.
WOW: And on dating sites to look for no option what?
HH: It was not an option at all. There are real only single mother or not my weight category at all. Advertising or fake advertising. The last such a man in general turned out to be, the kind of posture decided... a writer in general. I have no intention of connecting to the internet (
The feeling that in our city there is a secret place where normal free girls come and find a couple... only I don't know about it for some reason
Where did you meet your liner?
Amm... well where we met her there is one rule: under no circumstances should you know about it)))))

After losing Finland, the Russian hockey team goes home: in the United States, Canada...

MaKcuMbl4: I, a sales woman, spent a bit of time preparing to watch hockey in the form of beer, whiskey and calmar. I, a saleswoman, had a fight with the Deputy General in order to leave work early and get the time to start the match. I, the saleswoman, while rushing home, had sex in a huge hole with two right wheels, while the front right member was in the "sex". about"have sex" with the replacement of the wheel on the MCAD. The result was almost in the beginning, we arrived at the 2nd minute. All for what? For this shameful disgrace? I put them on the hook!! Thieves are crazy!!! to

Wife (about the little child): Who is this sweet man flying here?
Husband (from the kitchen): It was I dropped the chocolate oil sandwich. I will clean it now.

Tagged: burning headlines
“Lukashenko instructed to work out the decree on specialists and to create its Cherkizovsky market, with wholesalers and documents.”

katlopas(10:34:35 19/02/2014)
I want to go out for lunch or a day of discharge.
katlopas (10:34:48 19/02/2014)
What will overcome laziness or hunger?? to

The Prehistory:
My wife is undergoing repairs. After laying the plate, it turned out that it was placed slightly curved and it would be necessary to cut a piece of one tile a little. The girl is all in trouble and in despair. I comfort her: say, nothing, cut, do not worry. She: How is it? The tiles are already folded. I replied that I would bring the dremel and carefully sign them straight to the spot. was impressed.
History of:
The next day, the girl came to work in a women's team and shared with colleagues her enthusiasm about the wonderful and mysterious sleeping. The girls googled. In the end he wrote to me:
- I'm barely on my hands here because she's ready for a gift for the 23rd :)
What? what? Are you going to break down? What about the shaving foam? What about socks?
– and 😉
“No, I’m glad of course for their men, but you should at least advise your girls to wrap the dressing in socks for decency before handing it over. It is not possible to abandon the tradition so radically.

P.S If you are one of the gifted on the 23rd, don’t thank you 😉

In fact, all the problems of modern man are due to the lack of biophotons! The ancient Chinese knew this for a long time and therefore invented Feng Shui. And we are ready for the funny (8999r.) the money to provide a wonderful device, thanks to which you are missing insomnia, headaches, hemorrhoids and obesity.Just please do not disrupt, or there is a battery and a diode inside.

And there’s a neon inside.)

The husband whispers in a dream: "Kolyan, you are what a girl, I'm married!!!" I am proud
And the knees in case of puzzles will get...

is disconnected.Do you remember how we cooked the strawberries? I have not liked them yet.
and so on. well?
is disconnected.So, these were the cakes.
is disconnected.When I found out, I was sitting in space for five minutes. I cooked the cakes...

When choosing a young man for marriage, a modern girl needs to take into account not only the parameter "played", but also "played". The presence of one usually indicates the absence of the other.