Sunday in the morning. On the children's playground on the bottles is a bottle from under the Baltics 7.
I: How organically it fits in here.
No, it’s not for children to drink, really!

About "Y"
So I understood that if the letter "Y" is banned, then the great film of Gaida will either be banned or renamed into:
"Operation "It Can't Be Called" and the Other Adventures of Shurik"

- You are not very worried, because people not only live without a kidney, but also without a member.
Who lives without a member?
Half of people.
– to?
and women.

Can I ask you what your view is of the events in Ukraine?
Muddha Boatama: This is pornography.
The whole of Ukraine is burning by rebellion. The government is slowly leaving.
And then Pu gently introduces his troops into it. They begin to move...

to this

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Stop the planet, I’ll go down.
XX: I sit on forums for young people and not very mom (well, I’m preparing for a young mother’s life). I have in the questionnaire signed that by education I am a doctor (although it is not stated that a psychiatrist).

XX: I am afraid that these people are giving birth to someone, and even worse. My child learns and lives with them.

XX: Virgo asks me as a specialist: “How do I need to lie down to get pregnant after sex?” According to her, the sperm should flow into one of the ovaries.

The second is interested in whether it is true that her child will consist of the genes of different people, because her husband is not the first, and she has read that all of their genes remain in her uterus until conception.

XX: Part of themes are devoted to horoscopes and Orthodoxy. Sometimes one topic discusses how to baptize and what to do if the mother is a lamb, the father is a body, and the child is a cancer.

XX: Share with each other fantastic recipes "how to fly unnoticed" and "how to cure cancer with chamomile infusion".

XX: And those people are all by my side! Aaaahah!

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Think positively. So much for a doctor!! and ;)

Theoretically :

In a relationship, there is no one to blame (he is a goat, and I am a beauty). Maybe you should sit down and think, and what is it really lacking? Why have a mistress?

Sometimes he is a goat, she is beautiful, and sometimes she is a goat, and he is a beautiful man. It is unclear what these beautiful guys had in mind when they were getting involved with this livestock in family life.

We had a soft toy – a bull that spoke when you kicked it or hit it. It contains about 7 short sentences. In general, my husband and I have a complete romance, the process of X is in the midst and here this shit falls and cries: Oh you! is great!

To say that all the mood and desire for the mark, nothing to say!
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It is easy to confuse you... how many similar situations have been described here, but they are reduced to the fact that the fly has flown - there was no sex. You probably didn’t want it, and it’s just an excuse to cancel the talk.)

The homes of the pilots of the missing Malaysian Boeing-777 were searched - but the missing Boeing has never been found.

Some students write the name of the teacher on the cover. So once the teacher asked "whose notebook", he received a quite natural answer "no apparently your";;

and plz! Help me find the movie! The story is like this: the main character, not by his will, is drawn into an international mafia group. First, the action takes place in the Middle East, where the main character is used for their purposes by Islamists, who are in conspiracy with the Russian mafia. Then events move to our country, where GH awaits a series of terrible trials, such as: constant panic fear for his life, stress, tension, contempt for neighbors, collapse in family relationships. Alcohol becomes a friend, and a friend turns out to be a traitor and a companion of the bandits. And only thanks to the honesty, decency of the protagonist and his secret cooperation with law enforcement agencies, it is possible to cover up the international syndicate of evil, restore peace and peace in the family and restore honour in the eyes of others. And there the key point was: the main character in the plaster on the hand gold, diamonds were laid.

The problem is not that I am surrounded by people who are unable to think logically, but that my own desires are illogical. I want to kill them all.

The essence of bureaucracy:
I broke my right arm and left leg.
Fill out this form and go to the traumatologist. Traumatology on the seventh floor, the elevator can not be used, it is only for hospital workers.

>>>...office reflexes., going into the kitchen, safely wished a pleasant appetite cat)

What, fucking, is not normal?! to

From Ask.fm:

Question: Where does the homeland begin?
Answer: The most unspoken letter

You know, I thought and understood: Zhirinovsky is an epithet.

Depending on the location of the customs office, you can make amounts in EUR, US dollars or censorship at the current rate of EUR at the Central Bank of the Russian Federation on the day of the deposit.

The name of its own currency is obscene, it must be renamed as the militia.

The turbo button, which opens blocked sites, the guys from Opera reworked into "Compression mode". We wanted to name the "Roskomnadzor point compression mode", but there was not enough room in the menu.

As a result of the economic blockade, all the resources of Russia will remain in Russia... Per, even then, the Russian villages will finally be conducted by gas?

The story was told by an adult uncle who knew his father. From the first person.
When I was young, I was in the style of Lieutenant Rzhevsky.
– Lieutenant, was it true that you were a judge in your youth?
Oh the youth! A member here, a member there.
After graduating from college, he met his current wife, Katherine. However, and with her nothing seriously planned somehow - yes, we walked a couple of months. And when she started making all sorts of hints, dragging me on romantic movies and thinking about wedding dresses for half an hour, I decided it was time and honor to know - I stopped calling her, and if we met somewhere in the university (I was two years older than her) treated her as polite and distantly as possible. And here somehow, when we almost stopped communicating, she suddenly invited me to the country, to the elephant. Her father was a hunter, and, it happened, spent a couple of months somewhere in the taiga. The whole house was hanged with horns and bear heads and covered with skins. I tried to lie, but she broke me.
And this weekend, I went to this place. It was near Zagorsk (now Sergey Posad), and in the spring breakdown it took almost half an hour to get there from the station, bypassing the lawns, mowing dirt on the scattered forest road, and even penetrating somewhere through a drill. I came out all sweaty and dirty. It only comforted Katie’s promise that after the weekend her father would throw me on his UAZIK. When she saw me, Katya stumbled, forced her to dress up, threw her pants into the laundry, and in exchange gave me some of her father’s pants.
One hour later, he sat down at the table where the whole family was gathered. They delivered the promised deer, cooked with some taiji herbs, and then a bottle of vodka appeared on the table. Katka's father plays anecdotes, recalls cases from the hunting life - he was able, I must say, to tell them, the kingdom is heavenly to him. Catherine looks at me somehow especially gently, and I predict that even in the evening I will probably be lucky somewhere in her room. In other words, grace.
And suddenly Uncle Cole (father) turns to me, looks at me with a strict look and asks: Ivan, what do you have with Catherine? When will the wedding be?
I wanted to start reassuring about the fact that it is not yet time to think, and in general, while there is no money, I suddenly felt a strange tension in the area of the spleen. I turned back a little and looked carefully under the table. I see - and there Perseus, Uncle Cole's hunting dog, such a huge love, grabbed me in the causal place. Only I move – it cries.
At the same time, Uncle Cole is looking at me so harshly, waiting for an answer. I think it’s a cape to me. Now I will refuse to get married, maybe it will rise, and who knows it, how the dog interprets the noise and strict intonations in the owner’s voice? I will take the whole farm away from the damn mother. To tell this story out loud is also somewhat uncomfortable. And here I sit, thinking about how to be next, and feel together with the fact that the dog’s teeth are becoming more and more dense in the causal place...
I shrugged my head into my shoulders and said, “Yes, Uncle Cole, I’d be happy to get married. When Katya decides, then there will be a wedding.
The future swocker grabbed my hand, the aunt had a big tear, Katya rages from pleasure. And I also feel that Perseus has weakened the grip. Well, there and mushrooms served, and another bottle - to celebrate, so to speak, our engagement.
Three months later I really got married, and so far my wife and I have been together soul to soul, thirty-five years ago. Three children have been born, the grandchildren are gone.
A couple of years after the wedding, I, ashamed and red, told Katka about the case with Perseus. Here is a coincidence that helped us. She smiled and said, “It’s not a coincidence. I said, Percy has been training for two months. I will put peanuts in the bag, lubricate with saliva and teach the dog to catch it by a click - not strongly, so that it can only pop. The hunting dog, understandable, learned it alive. And when you came in dirty clothes, I gave you my father’s trousers, which I had smashed with the same fat before.

The self-proclaimed government of Crimea is illegitimate, the self-proclaimed government of Ukraine said.