"Owned by Alcohol "
I call them at work.

The Fool:
The Dreamer:
In Russia, residents of Ukraine will be offered to move to the Far East. Ahhh thank you!

Where have you gathered? Go to Moscow?
What kinds of refugees do not have to be selected.
Do you think you are needed here? You are offered help, you don't need it - sit at home
and ==
It would be better in Moscow to live side by side with us a brotherly, hard-working people, than a crowd of illiterate and wild fools. I am happy to exchange millions of rubles for, at least, a couple of tens of thousands of Ukrainians.

Channel "Russia-24" is just burning.
They show a selection of footage of what is happening in Ukraine under the song of Grebenchikov: "This land was ours until we got stuck in the struggle. She will die, if she is nonexistent, it is time to return this land to herself!

We order water in large bottles, how dangerous is it to drink it?

Even 7 liters of raw water is a deadly dose for a person, and there - 21. Decide whether to drink it or not.

by Prikol. Sushi at the cafe. I send a card and enter a pin. On the screen: "the PIN code is entered incorrectly" the check comes out, I have it, it has the inscription: "the operation has not been performed", they give, put a pen and drive behind the door :)

I was in a slight shock when my girlfriend called and asked "how is this magazine called? Very old and with breastfed grandmothers?and "
I answered "Playboy, apparently"
xxxh: and she thought for a second and somewhere to the side as the "Pleiotropic Principle of Desire!!and "

Volodymyr-K:...one of the conditions of peace will be an annual lecture to the population, with the forced passing of the exam, about the existence of the external world beyond the limits of the head.
From this concept there are a lot of unknown consequences"

Russia has spent $40 billion. at the Olympics.
Press: theft, horror, crackling and so on.

During that time, the United States spent 4 trillion. 600 billion Wars all over the world.
Press: democracy, freedom, equality and brotherhood.

Chessmaster
Listen to the really sick people in Lviv – they were going to storm the Russian consulate. It has always been said that an attack on a consulate is a war. After the attack on the Russian consulate in Tehran when killed Gribojedov Shah was forced to apologize and give a wildly expensive diamond.
The Blood
Well, therefore, Alinka will also soon have a precious diamond.

There is a predecessor, a man of 60 years. He has long completed university, magistrateship, and aspersion. Last year, a new education system was introduced and it can no longer be taught to masters. He took and enrolled in the master's degree to obtain this education.
And now to whom the magistrates, who read their specialty, themselves read to him, his program, according to which he taught them.

The Balboa:
Breeze and Breeze. Everyone remembers Crimea as part of Ukraine. Where do you remember him in the swallow?

What shit is Breivik? It was Khrushchev and the transmission took place, attention, "in the sign of eternal friendship of the Russian and Ukrainian peoples"

“Mom, please help me get through the level.
Timor, stay away from me with your games, play yourself.
If you don’t help me, you’re not my mother.
Call me aunt Tania.
Aunt Tanya, please help me get through the level.

America: Do you have oil? So you don’t have democracy, we’re going to you.

Do you have Russian-speaking citizens? So you offend them, we go to you.

I am, says the postman Stetchkin!
WOW: Aha, brought the magazine, "Tomb"

xxx: sent a letter, there was a text "so I would have attached it with a mouth on the asphalt";
xxx: caring Google said "you have a word here ' attached' and there are no investments, you have absolutely forgotten nothing to do?"

Julia by the way. Is anyone willing to cut a dog's wool for money?
Yes, and if you are ready, instead of a resume, attach a list of what else you are willing to do for the money.

xxx: "We have moved to a completely floating rate of the ruble", - said the Central Bank. And in two days died in support of the ruble $16 billion. The ruble is beautiful, I want to tell you. :)
Yyy: Well, so they wanted to move to a floating course, not a drowning one.

xxx: fuck, work some unclear gave... generally what to do)
YYY: I have the same shit.
XX: I want to be a gardener. As a child, everyone was frightened, and in fact: no responsibility and depression about this, the job is always there and always simple - you don't have to think a lot. A lot of fresh air and health!
YYYYYYYYYYY
Yyy: There is no money.
Yyy: And a bunch of Tajik friends
Yyy: And you live in a cottage with a bunch of people.
Yyy: From the morning long queues to the damned toilet
There is never food.
Funny... Here’s what you exactly described my life in student communion.

And from our window, emptiness and pain can be seen.
And out of our window, a little desperation.
And in my courtyard with a sirene #*y written with a wafer

Amin Schick: The Cossacks said they didn’t beat anyone, and it was just the installation of puzzles in all the canons of modern art.