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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №92447
 13.01.2014
Do you go to school after the ninth grade?
Catherine: No, I am until 11
And then in Macau?
Katherine: Yes
Rapidly: Ness
Rapida: I will surely go and eat in your place
Rapid: to stop

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №92446
 13.01.2014
to this:

After reading the article on Wiki about what "Santa - Barbara" is filming to this day:

The devil looked at his counterpart with some respect.
The young man! Thro the history of Christianity, we are constantly being persuaded by people who wish to live eternally, but at the same time enjoy all the benefits of a contract. What only conditions of giving the soul they did not come up with: and the classic "Stop the new, you are beautiful", and very difficult "when after the rain on Thursday on the mountain the cancer whispers". But yours: when the last series of Santa Barbara will be filmed - has undoubtedly brought a fresh stream into the world of hell jurisprudence!

Judging by the duration of the series "Doctor Who" who is going to live forever.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №92445
 13.01.2014
As if my childhood wasn’t over.)
____________________________
I was able to leave work for a few days.
SMS from Mom:
Do not put liquids in your luggage.
Don’t forget to wear socks and charging.
Write our phones on paper, suddenly you lose your phone.
If we’re late, don’t be afraid, suddenly we’re in a traffic jamming.
SMS from my father:
Do not talk to foreign adults.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №92444
 13.01.2014
I also realized that my childhood was over.
I used to eat the most delicious with a clear conscience, and now I first hide from the children.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №92443
 13.01.2014
Should the adidas costume be business or sports?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №92442
 13.01.2014
You will laugh, but obstetricians and gynecologists consider the duration of pregnancy only weeks.
Only weeks. Generally weeks. Totally weeks.

Nine months is a household word stamp.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №92441
 13.01.2014
My father told.
In the distant Soviet Union, he and his comrades conducted field geodesic practices (such uncles who make plans and maps).
Naturally, all the cards in the last night before the departure, placed in the middle of the lawn of clay. They were not confused, painted in the appropriate designation and went in the middle of the night to plant a tree in the appropriate place on the terrain.
In the end, they got the bill, although the prey at first screamed for a long time that there were no trees there. I was driving, checking.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №92440
 13.01.2014
It was broadcast about how Sochi was prepared for the Olympics.
This is the hymn of the Sochi Olympics.
Instead of:
"The games we play
We deserve to be with you"

The right singing:
"The games we play
We paid with you"

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №92439
 13.01.2014
Part of the reference to the plan in the minus section:
... if you try to read "50 shades of grey" on this model, it may seem. The book is cute shit.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №92438
 13.01.2014
Announcement: I will accept as a gift or buy cheap hamsters simple (not jungle), a female decorative rabbit.
All would be nothing, but the user nick - zmeya

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №92437
 13.01.2014
Client - Just do not delete files in the laptop under any circumstances!
Serviceman - Don't worry, we, of course, are not doctors, the oath of Herostrat was not given.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №92436
 13.01.2014
Removing the light from the mouth:
BaseForthy :
a deep breath through the nose and exhalation through the mouth (the nose can be pressed to be faithful)... and no bulb
by Dalnoboi:
What if the traffic is broken from behind?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №92435
 13.01.2014
Alex: Hi to you. I have a problem here, can you see?
Tagged with: AGA
Alex: * removes the file
ARGENT: This is what?
Alex: picture of the system. It is not included. Please see.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №92434
 13.01.2014
The murderer of a deputy in Primorye had a permit to hunt "Bla, guys, I don’t know where they give permission to shoot deputies, eh?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №92433
 13.01.2014
I understood why road drivers so like to listen to the chants - judging by the quality of driving, they started driving forests on woods.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №92432
 13.01.2014
I went to a cat exhibition sometime, there were Maine Coons among others. I saw one in the cage - he was sleeping, stretching his leg forward. My leg was thicker than my wrist. I can imagine this going on in the closet...

You will get this in the closet.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №92431
 13.01.2014
I agree ;

They don’t like the excessive expenses associated with the Olympics.
Initially, the Olympic Committee in 1969 gave the right to hold the Games to Denver, but in a referendum, the residents of Denver voted against holding the Games.
Residents of Switzerland denied the authorities of the country the right to host the 2022 Winter Olympics.
"People in Vienna voted against the Olympics in their city"

The Russians forgot to ask.
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Good night! I will be brief. Residents of Russia? Who is this...?

[ + 25 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №92430
 13.01.2014
Today is the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year. Who is going to marry?

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №92429
 13.01.2014
Ukraine and Belarus announced a boycott of Eurovision because of the Austrian trans. At the same time, the man Andrei Danilko, who shakes headlines on the screens of three powers, including Russia, does not strike anyone.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №92428
 13.01.2014
I have fucking neighbors from below. very very. They are simply disturbed by the noise and, on the go, walk around the apartment with a swing to knock on the ceiling whenever possible. Our apartment is rentable, and the hostess sparked to explain to the neighbors that if they call her again about the noise, she will sell the apartment to the Roma camp.

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