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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №94447
 24.02.2014
I am at work today. There is a hot discussion of the acute shortage of paper for the printer, it turns out that the money for the purchase seemed to have been allocated. And here so sadly our chief of department says: “Something I don’t feel these your discharges..."

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №94446
 24.02.2014
The internet makes us closer to those with whom we would like to stay away, that’s what I think.
- Ex you Vitievato has formulated the thesis "there has been a fool of Pidaras";

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №94445
 24.02.2014
XXX: Yes, you have given these PDs they need to be reduced to one sentence in general: the driver drives the car at his discretion, guided by the TSH of his car and common sense " and ALL!

YYY: and in controversial matters everything is decided by the auction on the spot, whoever is more accustomed to the inspector is right.

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94444
 24.02.2014
There are such intelligent pregnant women. yesterday, one on the other, a matte spoke to the whole corridor, that she smoked in the toilet.

I am pregnant!! I smoked in the toilet in the nursery... Of course, and then, a year later, in all social networks tearful requests: help whoever can, my baby needs an urgent operation in Germany...

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №94443
 24.02.2014
The Russian woman:
Ethnologue of self-education:

European women – make independent decisions or participate adequately in their adoption
Eastern woman allows men to make decisions on their own.
Russian woman - you make the decisions, and I will go, whatever decision you make.

European women – an equal partner with a shared responsibility
Eastern woman provides home comfort while man provides life.
Russian woman - I will not cook, wash, clean, I am not a slave to you, but you have to earn, provide a family, be a universal-sanitary-electric-builder, otherwise you are not a man.

Something we took from different cultures only bad qualities
____________________________

A European woman would file a lawsuit against you for your bad words, and five years later you would prove that you are not a camel, and you would be left without pants.
The Eastern woman would just quietly poison you, so that the breed would not spoil the children.
And only the Russian woman listened to you, the cock, and didn’t even argue.
Value what you have, defective
____________________________

Thanks for the visible confirmation.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №94442
 24.02.2014
TM project: I don’t really understand what’s wrong with the server update at night?
Find someone who wants to work at night.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №94441
 24.02.2014
This is:
Well, as you know, a well-embraced lesbian is no different from a bisexual.)

Oh, like a well-fixed man from a gay - he is also disgusting and ugly, and then even more disgusting and everything hurts.

[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №94440
 24.02.2014
Chuck Norris never loses. Chuck Norris wins music and video only in the winners ;)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №94439
 24.02.2014
We have a complete unity with the coach of the hall - he runs after me with fat-free cheese and food substitute, and I run away from him with a plush in my teeth. He has never managed to catch me and take the plush. But I managed to hit him a couple of times with a hammer and lie down with my leg once.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №94438
 24.02.2014
Well, I am, for example, skeptical of "challows". And, say, I would never take care of it, even if it was my last chance.
But who will give me the guarantee that a quiet, quiet girl will not be as dumb, only with deviant behavior?
— — —
And who will guarantee that you are a normal girl and not a fool?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №94437
 24.02.2014
XXX is hot. I am a resident of Ukraine. I cut my nails today. Can you consider yourself a resident of Chelyabinsk and move to Russia in the light of recent events in Ukraine?..." :)
YYY is weak. I would like to have metal knives.
YYY: and then, the completed phase
YYY: Here is the hydraulic truss...
Are you really a mosquito?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №94436
 24.02.2014
to this:
"Santiago: Cola, one disappointment, the kitten he hoped for turned out to be a girl, and I already called him Genadius, little more - he began to respond..." - Call her Hope;)

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №94435
 24.02.2014
Ss.adm: The phone is broken in the accounting office, I need to put a new one, I wait for a call and an invitation.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №94434
 24.02.2014
Wife: look at the internet of conspiracies against a maid and one against a maid!
J: What does that say? It is more harmless than the mother-in-law!
Man: In my opinion, this only speaks of male nobility and female vengeance.
M: Why did you use it at all?

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94433
 24.02.2014
I went home and saw a couple fighting at the stop, I stumbled and they heard, then they roared and reconciled. I fucking buy it.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №94432
 24.02.2014
and Adler.
We watch fireworks in HD-quality on TV, behind the window their real thunderstorms.
The full effect of presence.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №94431
 24.02.2014
This is a celebration 😉!!! All the best) happiness and health! To be a man in all!)
Thank you, I am not an advocate :D
You are in good health)
YYY: Well and what? As it is now fashionable to say: not served - not a man :D
xxx: so it is 😉
You can get a health discount.)
yyy: did not serve because of poor health - a man with a discount?

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №94430
 24.02.2014
The boss cries...
Report on the next vacation carefully transcribed, the inscription "corrected believe", signature, stamp...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №94429
 24.02.2014
Take away gender jerk and bone washing from Ukraine! I want to go back to the topic of big cats - the last comic has caused nostalgia!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №94428
 24.02.2014
Nokia X, X+ and XL. Is there a Nokia One?

bbb: Nokia XXX for the most disappointed...

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