Yesterday I saw what old sclerosis is.
I’m in a car from Moscow. Two grandmothers talk, "Where are you from?" and so on.
Are you going to Moscow?
B2 - How do we go from Moscow?
B1 - Am I not in that electricity station?
B2 – You sat down with me, in Moscow, at the train station.
B1 - Well, yes, I was already in Moscow, I'm going home.

Come to us for dinner.
I don’t want to go to dinner, I want to live.

Nyahaha> Russian national team will appear at the opening ceremony of the 2014 Games under the song "Tatu"
Yeshua> pstc
Sofronat> under the song "people with disabilities"?

XXX: Urgently send Mikhalkov, Medinsky and Bondarchuk to schools!
YYY: To be shot?
XXX: The Option

I saw pigeons walking around frozen food. They will be guarded by the spring.

The local taxi service demonstrates customer-orientedness - during the waiting period every 10 minutes sends SMS about the following content: the car is one and a half kilometers from you, the car will come in 2-3 minutes... Immediately childhood remembered...

In the morning of Monday, employees complain to each other of weakness, lethargy, drowsiness, etc.
"The force has not survived at all..." There is a sluggish dialogue:
What do you want? The body is preparing for the Olympics.
...??? to
Sharing strength with athletes.
The money has already been shared.

He discovered a new disease - urinocephalitis. This is when the urine hits the head. In this case, it is traumatic. In addition to the pot...
c) grozab lj

Dialogue between two people in the chat:

p1 to 14:21:49
Zhao
p1 by 14:21:54
Will you open the door?
2nd 14:21:56
Yes, the cat
p1 to 14:22:05
"square" has not been published
p2 14:22:18
"which" has not been printed

People with slow reactions are more at risk of early death. To this conclusion came scientists from the University College of London and the University of Edinburgh.
Cap does not sleep.

Theoretically :
to this:
A discussion on vegetarianism:
In the village, meat will be on the table only on holidays. It is simply irrational to cut a cow while it is breastfed or a chicken while it is carried.
Yyy: And pigs with bulls and cockroaches doying or carrying?

A bull is needed for cows to give birth to calves, without it they will not have milk. The cock needs the chickens to carry. And pigs are fed to a certain weight, before the time to cut is not reasonable.

In order for cows to give birth, they make insemination, which is much cheaper than the maintenance of a bull in every farm; chickens-bearers can be carried at all without a cock; dairy pigs are much more delicious than pork.
Life is pain. habituate to

Alexey: My mother, 50+ years old, knows I have a girlfriend, Anya. Today I told her how beautiful she is. I decided to show you what photo I liked. This is a photo of Sasha Grey. I cannot calm.

What...

Irkutsk -30, the world hockey championship with the sword, teams of Somalia and Mongolia. This is Fairy

Hockey with the ball? I want to see it!

Per someone else remembers my quote about the invitation pattern for the anniversary of children’s music school.
Today made a sign for the clinic, they say "need a cardiogram on it". Okay, I painted a cardiogram from the inuit. They write in response "Why did you draw us such a terrible tachycardia? Here is a picture of a healthy person’s cardiogram."
So many years have passed, but I have fallen into the same story again. Oh yeah ))

Russian athletes will appear at the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games in Sochi under the song of the group "Tatu" "We will not be caught"
What is "Blue Moon"?
Under it will be closed.

“It’s hard to understand people who play EVE. Is it foolish to farm a year and then foolish to melt it all in one 24-hour battle with fierce lies?
It’s hard to understand people who work in offices. It is stupid to farm a year, and then it is stupid to melt everything in one trip to Turkey with the same busty compatriots?
Turkey is not lying.
Depending on how much you drink...

"The shooting of the Olympics in Sochi will be conducted with helicopters and aircraft"

Kirov reporting!

This is:

If a person can tell with an accuracy of at least 1000 rubles how much money he now has in his wallet, he is as poor as a church mouse.

Judging from the quote, you were never really poor.

Yeah, the sadness...

Yes, at the time of the emperor somewhere in 1900, the family of my ancestors (around 25 people) had about 50 cows (the cheese was exported to the Netherlands), about 500 sheepheads and an immeasurable number of birds (goats), there was a own mill, and the river was separated by a system of arishes, in which 15-20 kg of oysters were caught. They ate meat every day, but they worked from three in the morning.

Then came the alkashi-tuneaders, the family was scattered and deported, the farm was collectivized (fucked) and so on. And that, shit, characteristically, this mess still continues... no one wants to work, only on the internet can fuck.

An empty conversation at work at lunch.
Oh, and look, what can ten thousand Chinese do against one of our tanks?! to
Now is not the middle of the last century. Ten thousand Chinese against one of our tanks will make ten thousand tanks!