4 PDA
X: Z, the tablet lies in front of you. Simka is placed as follows: the narrow part is directed towards the tablet, the metal surface of the simka is directed down. Now with smooth movement you insert the simka into the slot. Now you take the Sberbank plastic card and push the simka to a click, so that it is fixed in the slot.
y: If you kick the card of another bank, the commission will be :rolleyes:

The theme of winter without snow.
From the stones:
In any case, on January 7 in Rostov there was a rainbow at all.
The gay agitation! Probably sprinkled water in the atmosphere!

I haven’t played a computer game for two weeks.
I am going to get married soon :(

"Fucked in the closet and all the fun? 8) "

I went to a cat exhibition sometime, there were Maine Coons among others. I saw one in the cage - he was sleeping, stretching his leg forward. My leg was thicker than my wrist. I can imagine this going on in the closet...

Habr
XHH: There are more and more posts on the hubre that building relationships with programmers is real and even good. Only on the hub the main audience is the same programmers (the outsiders are actually, well, not about it). How good we are, we know ourselves.

We repent of mentioning all this good on resources with good and smart girls!

WOW: And at the same time "How to meet a girl, the solution in JavaScript in 30 lines".

Do you remember Lenin? Which was eternally dissatisfied, and her men were goats, and all around her wounds...She recently got married. Yesterday I saw her - generally not to recognize the grandmother, it blooms and the whole world loves her.
This is what sex creator does!

Here you are all Hachiko Hachiko, and look at the "White Beam, Black Ear"

How do you struggle on such topics that are darker than each other in an endlessly decreasing geometric progression? Here is the taxi. Who’s interested in this?

Yesterday, the mother-in-law told her husband that he had a broken rope, and that he should be more careful now to straighten it. I was in shock at first. And then I remembered that for six months I could not throw out my old shoes, because I washed the ropes on them and smoothed them carefully. I understand why he married me.

Want to find a couple?

1st Find something you are really interested in doing.
2nd In the process, meet those who are also interested in doing this.
Choose those who are of the opposite sex and without a couple.
Of these, choose only those with whom you are pleased to communicate.
5 is Choose the most attractive, take free time from the common hobby.

If nothing serious did not work out - analyze the mistakes and repeat paragraph 5 with another candidate.

XX: Sometimes it suddenly came to mind that in the jacuzzi it would probably be nice to rinse the clothes.

And now the situation has turned around, and, as the locals joke, a woman with a disability will not be able to resist at all.
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And if she is also a non-smoking religious lesbian, she is immortal.

They don’t like the excessive expenses associated with the Olympics.
Initially, the Olympic Committee in 1969 gave the right to hold the Games to Denver, but in a referendum, the residents of Denver voted against holding the Games.
Residents of Switzerland denied the authorities of the country the right to host the 2022 Winter Olympics.
"People in Vienna voted against the Olympics in their city"

The Russians forgot to ask.

And we at work the most dreadful wish was: "That you all life grandmothers by phone e-mails dictate"))

One of my teachers said that any of my bits is not really a bits, but a "author's idea" ;)

In the supermarket, the wife of her husband:
I need a new cleaning kit. Buy me a new cleaning kit. I need it very much!
A calm and serious voice:
You already have a complete cleaning kit. Two hands and two legs.

Kabuto: I don’t like people very much
More and more dogs.
Kabuto: They do not betray, they do not lie.
Kabuto: And they are cute.
Alexandra: The joke
Alexandra: and collapse
Kabuto is pff.
Kabuto: Girls are also chewing and crushing.
Kabuto: Only they eat your brain and crash into your soul.
Kabuto: A dog eats food and cuts it under the bush.
Kabuto: Can you see the difference?

by Borisakunin
One important Australian diplomat told me this story. It turns out, they in the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, in Canberra, hold a special koala. When negotiations with any foreign guest go into a deadlock, the koala is brought and given to the person to embrace. Then it becomes like silk. Apparently in this irrevocable way they broke even the harsh Lukashenko, achieved some important concessions for Australia from Belarus.

Here a taxi driver works, tries, drives, earns money.
He doesn’t even know that his boss decided to send the advertisement.
It cannot influence this fact in any way.

Some idiots get spam.
This is spam, oh god, this is spam! I am humiliated and insulted!"
He calls a taxi driver and sends him to the barracks.
Take a taxi driver, good!

The waitress brings the client a stack of vodka on a small bowl. He drinks it and says:
You have such a smart, intelligent face. Why have you not studied? Now I have to work as a waitress.
Look at the tap on which I brought the vodka. This is my red diploma.