The Olympics in Sochi in our company

We understand that all employees want to see the opening of the Sochi 2014 Olympics on Friday and therefore this Friday the working day will be reduced to 17:30 to give you the opportunity to get home or any other place where you can do it :)

Deputy Finance Director: Can you leave at 17:30 and not see this??? and :)

Director: cannot

Director of Public Relations: From all photos in Instagram on the background of television and the Russian national team!

The super-grossness of pigs... ahereet, let’s talk about it again!

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to this:
The calendar of 1986 completely coincides with the current 2014. Use it!
First comment: The main thing is that Chernobyl should not be fooled again.

This year, the power station of the fourth block of the Belarusian Nuclear Power Plant is planned, and judging by how it is built, we are fucking (

One girl I know (not friends, just graduated from one school, and even with a difference of several years) from social networks is presented as Baronessa Helena. When I learned about her pseudonym, I thought: why, in fact, the baroness? No, to change the shape of the name from Alena to Helena - it is in her style.But the baroness - the title is small, and the lady with a high self-confidence, her person dresses and lulls. Why not the Vicentess, the Countess, the Marquis, the Duchess after all? Maybe she doesn’t understand the titles, the main thing is that it sounds pathetic? In general, I bumped under my nose: the baroness, the baroness, the baroness... It came! Her name is "Papica"- Aries!

He went to Tamara because she had a flow and she asked to warm up. I couldn’t warm up because the whole room was frozen. I wrapped all the rubber and left". This is not an excerpt from freelance stories. The lady broke a heating pipe in the winter, and she caused a tearworm. He came together and wrote the above-mentioned work report.

The story is always the same. In the first three minutes of the first episode, the viewer already knows that the novel will end with the kiss of the same couple. Television is a story about two people who want to kiss, and the author of the script that stands between them. »
Patricio Willis on Telenovels

Poverty and money in the wallet.

Every day my daughter, who is studying in the dayroom, takes money for the day in a specially dedicated place, well there to eat lunch, buy water. I put them in hundreds to make it more comfortable. She tries to save, plus grade, and often before my salary money in her wallet is much more than I have... And I borrow from her.

Breastfeeding Wife:
- You need to stop eating sweets - so to the diathesis not far away. You can’t, too, not tempt me.
Then I will only buy what you don’t like.
Do not eat anything with me! What is not, is automatically considered delicious.

No, yet grown up, it is when reviewing the "Adventures of Electronics" you become not on the side of the escaping boy-robot, but on the side of the professor.

“Riddick... there a man of royal blood gets to an unknown planet, treats a fox... in general, if you read The Little Prince, you can’t watch it.

This

On Sunday evening, I was on a tram. There were six advertisements rotated: two fur salons, a set of girls in massagers (not intimate) and three funeral agencies. No matter how you look at the board, there are honest funerals, then funerals without black schemes, then cremation. Is there such a target audience in the tram?

Unfortunately, we are all their target audience. Simplified

Teacher: Please give an example of what private property is.
Student: Wife and car

In life, you don’t just have to try everything. But something to try not to try.

A friend said:
At the end of the 1990s, he studied in a very cool school. 10 the class. Children of politicians, businessmen, etc. There are no simple children in principle. Everyone tries to show that he is the coolest of all and everyone else compared to him is an empty place. Clothes, pencil, hair etc. A set of bricks for everyone. Except for Denis. He was the only of the 12 people in the class held by his parents in a "black body" - simple clothes, a simple portfolio and no pants.
No one has hair in the morning. And most importantly - Denis is the only one who goes to school alone - he is not brought with the driver. Denis has no sound surname and his parents do not attend parental meetings.
Dennis did not learn easily. Let’s say it gently. But Denis was a quiet and confined guy, and he was not allowed in school. Therefore, no one beat him, but just stumbled and did not communicate.
In those years, it was ordered to check the passes of all students. This was done by ordinary police officers.
In their school, it was a woman - a sergeant, who worked in the militia clearly not on her own initiative, but for the reason called "life bark." It was the 99th year, the height of the crisis, and for many it was a way to stay floating.

From the communication with the above-mentioned contingent of schoolchildren, not only hostility was drawn on her face, but simply a natural sense of social injustice.
After checking the documents of the whole class, she stopped looking at Denise. The tense face relaxed a little, and she took his passport. Quickly scrolled to the desired page, she looked carefully at the note. For some reason her sight hanged, although the operation usually took no more than 2-3 seconds. Then I looked closely at the first page of the passport, then Denis. Then she opened the ticket again, and looking at Denis, asked:
“Do you live at the address of Novonikolsky street, 15?” “Yes,” Dennis answered surprised and even frightened. "Why didn't the number of the apartment on the passport table?" The police officer asked horribly. From the neighboring ranks who watched the process, jokes about living in the entrance, bombs, etc. immediately sounded.
“There are no apartments there,” Denis replied.
“Why are there no apartments?”
“There are no apartments. This is our home,” Denis calmly replied.
Meaning of your home? This is the address inside the Garden Ring! “Why are you shaking my head?”
“My father bought this mansion from a state auction. The whole family is registered there. This is now our home.”
A police officer silently gave Denis her passport and quickly left the classroom. Her face was wild and her face was filled with social hatred.
Since then, Denis was no longer laughed at - the Mercedes and Versace next to a private mansion two steps from the Kremlin looked somewhat dull and gray.

In ancient times, God blinded ten Adam. One of them smelled the land, the other grazed sheep, and the third caught fish...After a while, they came to their Father and asked,
There is everything, but something is missing. bored to us.
The Lord gave them the paste and said:
“Let each blind in his own likeness the woman who likes: full, thin, tall, small... And I will breathe life into them.
Then the Lord brought out sugar on the plate and said:
Here are 10 pieces. Let each one take one and give to the wife, so that life with her is sweet. They all did so.
Then God said:
“There is a plate among you, for there were eleven pieces of sugar on the plate. Who got two pieces?
Everyone was silent. The Lord took their wives from them, mixed them up, and then distributed to whom they were caught.
Since then, nine out of ten men think that someone else’s wife is sweeter because she has eaten too much sugar. And only one of the Adam knows that all women are equal, because the extra piece of sugar he ate himself.

This friend:
and...
Duke Freeman: I’m cuddling myself. Everywhere they only say that about sex, in movies, the babies are ready for any disgrace, and in reality... I will say directly - I believe more that there are dragons and dwarves than what the babies will ever give me.
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As long as you call all the girls and women grandmothers, treat them as grandmothers, you will only have to believe in dragons.

-DiMkA- for [Roronoa_Zoro]: Do you tell me, dear man in the air, or did you have such a clever thought in 20 years of life?! to
Roronoa_Zoro for [-DiMkA-]: I am 22, and I am an independent person and ready to take responsibility
Lom for [Roronoa_Zoro]: that is, by flight...

A man should trust his life experience, not isolated theories.
Oh, I remember in the labs of physics it was necessary to calculate the acceleration of free fall by the results of experiments (all kinds of spirals), so the values of the group varied from 6 to 22m / sec.

Nothing other than...

Nothing else will replace...

Whatever it is...

Whatever happens...

Neither this nor this...

Not even a tooth.

No one for anything.

Thanks for nothing.

Please learn it outright! Well, for the sake of cocoff...