Comments on the harm of smoking:
Watch out for smokers! When they finish, they will take over the drivers. and ? ?

SMS exchange with a girlfriend
X: Do you want me to come to you?
Y: Where is it?
x to you)
Y: is it now?: *
X is not)
X: In principle someday
Y: And what will we do??? and :)
X: And guess from five times))
Drink the tea ?
H to H)
Y: I’m not sure what you’ll do, you’re all too gentle for me :R
X: Oh you didn’t see me drinking tea, from the cup straight pieces fly away!

XXX is
Unfortunately, I won’t be able to do it on Sunday (what subject did the trainer do?) Where are you preparing to go?

YYY
What will not work? Algebra... many options... Mom wants me to go to medicine... Dad wants to see me as a lawyer... and I want to go to philolonic)

XXX is
I also like philanthropy.)

For a month, I watched a picture that struck me. In the house opposite the window. Without the curtain. There are naked people. In one underwear. The whole family. with the children.

Stop looking at people through the windows.

Echo of Moscow, news:Bla-Bla-Bla, the Olympic torch will go into orbit with astronauts from three countries, bla-Bla-Bla... the torch also visits the open space, but it will not be lit there for safety reasons.

The danger of vacuum. Infos about 146%

I look at all of your photos.
Why is it so deserted?
As if everyone was extinct.
yyy: Because this is Finland, lol) Here is always so)

Zero: And today I have a low percentage of disclosure of pistaches.

In the family where I grew up, no one ever walked in public, neither in shorts, nor without a shirt, nor barefoot without socks and boots. And we slept in pyjamas, because at night the blanket will fly, and it will be uncomfortable. And now the same. I don’t want my four-year-old to see it. And he has
Vision is good.

The psychic of a four-year-old child will be a devastating blow if he sees someone’s bare feet.

lived...

Here is this:
"Admin settled in a new office, immediately the appeal from the user - the tea from the desk disappeared! Who would have guessed that the Msword icon'a is associated with the tea? Who was the previous admin, if he understood them?and "

You are not an admin if you have never seen an open office in your life. You are another enicacher, taken to work to change cartridges and wear system blocks with monitors. Do not fool yourself.

I sit with a friend in the courtyard, when he comes out, the children are running around playing vampires (when one vampire, catching another participant in the game, they infect him together, they catch the others), well, all have been caught except one, the most sharp, the process of catching is delayed for five minutes and here one of the vampires, the main march, says:"Dim, we consulted and decided that you will not play anymore, you don’t like us for a long time"))if I had run well as a child, I would probably have friends laid))

I sit in front of the gynecologist’s office. And there, as usual, the walls are covered with pictures of children, on the table are contraceptive advertisements - well, very specific literature.
A pair comes in. A pregnant woman with a man, sitting, cried to herself. As soon as the woman goes to the appointment, the man jumps up, goes to the table with advertisements, chooses ALL the contraceptive advertisements and so inflamably swings into the bag.
Next time I decided to insure.

Why on request "Filip the Beautiful" Yandex gives me photos of Kirkorov?! to

A friend told, chat WoT:

The player complains about the purchased tank: he got a gun with a 22 mm armor permeability! I have a member more!
You have found something to boast about.

Mother has gone.
Judging by the number of left-out peelings, it will return around the next millennium.

c) Alyssa

Jennie Designer (not answering) : Hi you are here
RAI: here
Jennie Designer(not answering) : very busy
RAI: You speak already
Zhenya Designer(do not answer): I would look at my inet or it may be muddy on modems of internet icons does not show
Zhenya Designer (not answering): Well there’s no time to look at?
Is it a USB modem?
Zhenya Designer(do not answer) : yeah fuck knows I don't understand black with ontenka not bubble
Rai: Is it getting involved in the Yugoslavia?
Zhenya Designer (not responding) : cable to modem
RAI: The cable is in the USB?
Judgment by Judgment: What is Judgment?
RAI – South American The hole is rectangular in the system block ~ 13x5 mm with 4 contacts. There are flashes and other laurels.
Zhenya Designer(do not respond) : no modem such as on a regular modem outputs all
Rai: So tell me where do you put it in the modem?
Zhenya Designer (no answer) : Yes
Rai : fucking what "yes"?))) Where is?
Zhenya Designer(not answering) : in system book
Where is the system? In the LAN? Or just a system?
Zhenya Designer(do not answer) : just in a symmetry
Are you fucking in the iron? Do you throw in the mass?
Zhenya Designer: Just in Iron
Are you a drug addict? Therefore it does not work (take it into the lan)

What if there are no spinach dishes?
How did the seafarer Papai eat canned food? They were spinach!

(From Khabr Anbox Nexus 5)
Please take a photo of your phone in your hand. All these inches say little to me.
Hands are very different too.
zzz: so take a photo in the hand xxx, do that.
VVV: XHHHH, send the hand.
XXX is like a memory. Do it anywhere :)

xxx: there are two shops next to the corner: "door" and "farmer meat". The signs are close to them and light all night, but not all the letters. As a result, at night the closed store offers "beef"
Thus they came from Tamriel to the meat of the dwarves.

Andrew is Kiruh! How is it?
lazymix: to be proud of course is nothing, but to remember is nice.)

Moscow authorities will demolish five thousand legal garages.
I very much liked a short comment among the huge joke on the topic of the offenses of the "legitimate" owners and the joy of the horseless / guaranteed.
"I sell a garage"