I went with my aunt to the cemetery. At the post of the DPS stop the haishniki.
Documents and all that... And the question:
Why is the passenger not stuck?
Not knowing what to answer, I said:
This is aunt!
Haishnik, not thinking long, returns me the documents and says:
A happy way!

Russian officials love to buy villas in Europe. Because there is good. Better than in Russia. Because there, in Europe, there are not Russian officials in power.

Advertising in the metro:
Treatment of alcoholism, withdrawal from drinking. Dr. Ganga I. O.

This substitute therapy...

I chose a panel.
I go considering. I looked at the black model. This is like a consultant.
What interests me?
What is the coverage of this black panel?
The Mat!
I see it as Matthew. What material is it covered with?
and Matt!
- You probably work here the first day and just don't know Nifig?
No, it has been a long time.
You seem to have decided? There is no such material! I will cover you now!
No, I’m not talking about it, it’s Matthew!
Are you okay, my friend? I see Matthew! Here is the glossy next door, and here is the matte. I am interested in the coating material and how much it is resistant to scratches, not how it looks.
The material is called MAT!

The material is emal.

The best compliment to a woman is a man who says "give supplements"!
Erektion is the best compliment"
I don’t think the stand will show the impression of my chicken rage!
zzz: I think a stand from the chicken horn could change a lot in your relationship.

Everyone is sad.
The guys. You have the norm. Smile to. This is when one day you wake up in the resuscitation after a coma and learn that you lost your job, your loved one went to your ex because you disappeared for a whole week, and in addition you do not remember part of your life (knowns, dates, and events). And suffering from insomnia and other complications, then sad. Every day I think about what and who I woke up to. I want to be non-existent.
Be happy and smile more often.
No unnecessary knight.

here here :

Once went such a drunk... a girl, 21 years old, a student of MGU, I work, 169 cm, 65 kg, cute, stupid, I cook deliciously. One, sad and virgin.
and...
65 kg with a height of 169 cm is a ball fed in the McDack. First drop it all to at least 48 kg.

and here:
I have a daughter: 25 years old, candidate of science, model appearance, 90-60-90, height 173, weight 68 kg, blonde, salary more than 1000 EUR (chap. A car, a car, an apartment. Everything is. What shit is she without a guy? No, I am not advertising. Just explain it.
and...
It can not be with a height of 173 and a weight of 68 kg. Parameters of 90-60-90!!!! Your daughter has 14 extra kilos. Maybe you exaggerated something else?

Lord, at my 172 cm height, my weight is 118 kg. At the same time, I don’t look fatter than a 85-kilogram man of the same height. Everything happens). By the way, I am a guy. amine) because of such counselors as you - non-oral girls feel fat) so that you are all scattered along the road, all good and butterflies)

The colleague had fun.
The evil excavator broke the cable. I sit in the tent (because it’s cold), I witch over the mufty.A colleague (K) looks into the tent.
Is it normal or cold?
Okay, but my ass is frozen.
(K) - You would at least put the old jacket under the ass. Eggs are frozen, what do you think?

XXX: What is Balaklava?
YYY: This is a swimsuit that has been cut off.

xxx: I am 24 years old, all my friends and acquaintances (of course, the former) have been married or have girlfriends, live in their apartments, work, build a career
YYY: You are a fool. They have a life, think it’s over. Children, grandchildren, humiliation in old age, death. And you have so many possibilities: you can sleep, become a bombardment, kill, go to a monastery, sit in prison, and so on. You have no obligations to anyone. All roads are open.

We had a taxi service in the city, the cars were exclusively yellow and there was only one black. Don't believe, the driver of this taxi was a Negro) his name was Nguyen, but all by unclear logic called him Maximka)

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K. Stanyukovich "Maximka" Briefly: The Russian sailor picked up the victim of the shipwreck - a black man named Maximka.

Lifehack: In order to make your morning or evening trip in the Moscow subway less boring and hopeless, imagine (especially descending from the escalator) that you are ponthly like Sauron, walking on the battlefield, and your dark army is running ahead of you to attack. Laughter is optional.

On the radio relay of antiviral drug: Grandpa’s cold, even the bubbles froze.
He whispers when breathing, calls when walking.

I remember when I was a child, I also had an ear disease.
My mother didn’t know what to treat.
xxx: And the neighbor’s grandmother, a fierce fan of strawberries and hemorrhoidal treatment with cucumbers from the bed, advised her to drop a fresh liquid goat straw into my ear...my mother, an excellent student, a cooking mill, etc. I believed this darkness and stumbled at the neighbor.
xxx: I'm an orator who heard the whole street and ran to find out what happened to the child.
YYY :D
YYY: You didn’t tell me.)
Yyy: such a bright episode of life
YYY: How did it end?
XXX: This divergence has not been verified
yyy: thanks to God
If my friends knew about it, and I was 5 years old, I would play alone in the sandbox until I died.
I complained to a friend about this grandmother.
xxx:....and he joked under her door...but it’s a terrible secret... (wait)
Tagged: ahahahaha
YYY (RofL)
XXX: I didn’t ask him.
XXX: The Knight
XXX is ?

Did you go to the cinema today?
WOW : No. Today I have super-popper plans for a tuss in the company of little-known people
Q: Did you decide to go to Gogol?
WOW: I mean swinger pat, and the turn on the Russian post.
Fix one of the excuses, don’t scare me.
WOW: No
Tagged: fucking
Tagged with: intrigue

Pictures of semi-naked girls on a pick-up, comments:
What is the mantle on the right chest of the girl in the third photo?
Y: This manta is called the nipple.
Z: I was dumb :D

In our list of acquaintances, and here is this especially:

"x: Ananas rings are very convenient, but the hole is small.
y: and you punches try and a hole of norms and additives different, powder there, glaze.."

My height is 160, weighing 92, who wanted a punch?
Ready to shrink and shrink.

My friend admin. I recently opened my business "one for all". Director, accountant and warehouse manager. He writes:

Fuck... if it is "Management of a small company", then what does the interface "Management of a corporation" look like? You know, 1C does not create accounting software, but inquisition algorithms. Because at the first glance at the window of the interface 1C, the eyes are automatically reduced to a bunch so that only the nostrils are visible, the devils run from the soul and the worms from the body. It is fucking. I usually have enough nights to learn software. By the morning I know in which point readme what is written. But that... It probably will require more attention...Michael. A test on the endurance of the nervous and intellectual system. I began to respect the buffs.

On the "Lente" news: The Ministry of Emergency Affairs will appear the anti-corruption department.
One of the first comments: now they also have bribes to carry?

I went to read the quotes... and got to the site of acquaintances and writers...