The genius of ancient mythology:

The Creativity of Homer

In an alternative universe, for example, Homer’s Odyssey, not Sherlock, would be subjected to scrupulous bullying.
The councils removed the original version, where Jason, the leader of the Argonauts, sails after the golden run.
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Jason is the lion of Iliad!!!! to

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The name "iliada" dates back to the word "Ilion", and this is nothing more than the second name of the city of Troy, and the events of Iliad describe the Trojan War (not all, indeed, only from the quarrel of Achilles with Agamemnon and to the funeral of Hector), Jason is the leader of the march of Argonauts, which happened before the Trojan War, so that Jason, my stupid schoolboy, is not the character of Iliad, although he is mentioned in it. In short, look less at the Hollywood "masterpieces" of ancient Greek myths. Although I feel that after the release of Heracles, a new army of experts in Greek mythology will appear.

True friends are those people who keep greeting you after you’ve started network marketing.

to this:


I am looking at the planet of dogs in Russia.
The Leader;

When I traveled around the dog planet, I realized that dog owners don’t just love dogs. Cows, ducks and goats The main thing is that they would walk on four legs."

A duck on four legs. I was rattled by a poor duck.


And you, Vika Eliseeva, why did you paint a cow on the lawn? Does that have to do with school?

Of course it has. We had this cow recently. These cows are called domestic animals.

Who is next to this round? Is it a bowl?

and no. I have a duck.

A very nice cat, yellow. Why does she have four legs?

Wika thought about:

And how much?

Probably two.

I have two ducks. Only one behind the other stands."

E. Uspensky, "On Faith and Anfis" :)

On Sunday evening, I was on a tram. In the trams today hanged such tables on which a running line runs. I sat for half an hour and read the line. The content is: ancient anecdotes, news three days ago, horoscope, weather forecast for yesterday and advertising. The advertisement made an indelible impression on me. A total of six advertisements were rotated: two fur salons, a set of girls in massagers (not intimate) and three funeral agencies. No matter how you look at the board, there are honest funerals, then funerals without black schemes, then cremation. Is there such a target audience in the tram?

by this:
This is:
The Olympic Games in
The Western Media: In the past
PBS television in the United States
The guest said that
Genocide in the Olympic village of Sochi
of the Khazar people, i.e. "The Discovery
The Olympics will be held
In fact, on the bones of Kakashi
The People"
And the fact that the entire Homeriga is built on the bones of the Ideans is nothing terrible.
They can!
= is
That is, the fact that the hackers live in
Siberia and Sochi are
The same attitude as any chick, you are not at all.
Is it confusing?))
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For them, that Krasnoyarsk region, that Krasnoyarsk, is all one.

Conversation in the office:
Oh you are! What a beautiful chair! Honey, where did you get it?
-Traded... apparently, the ass is stuck - the director doesn't like it, he wants to be slower.

for this ->
Irkutsk -30, the world hockey championship with the sword, the teams of Somalia and Mongolia. This is a feather"
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I think that "hockey with the ball" - under any circumstances it is "hockey". Well, unless "hockey with a tail" is a bit cooler.

A friend scratched the kitchen door. I decided to fix the case of a rapidly drying car enamel.
Dialogue in the store:
A white emal please.
What shade do you have?
Without a shadow. Just a white.
There is no white. Do you remember what color your car is?
Why do I not remember? The Green...

I stopped because I don’t want the first sex with Masha to happen in the car! Not so cool!
WOW: It is yes. Don’t forget that you’re almost 30. It can be explained under such conditions.

Eefrit is:
I read the contract.
Eefrit is:
for training
Eefrit is:
I’ve always the points about the force majeure.
Eefrit is:
6.1 of 1. The parties shall be exempt from liability if it has arisen as a result of circumstances of force majeure (overflow, earthquake and other natural disasters, embargo, war or military action, sabotage, terrorism, publication of regulatory legal acts by state bodies, etc.).
The TIROS:
The state is an irresistible force :)
Eefrit is:
There was a force majeure!
What happened?
We are in Russia.

> In school in the class of work made a simple iron. And it was taken (in my opinion) and put on a school exhibition. He took it as a pain because he did it for himself (thought it for himself). And so far, I still sell every device with pain in my heart, although I do the same thing in series. And I still sell every device with pain in my heart.

The repairman is even worse, they bring all the g... take THINGS

EvilTroll: and let in the army graduation exam: did not pass - you stay for the second year :D

1: Krzysztof - a normal Polish nickname)))
2: I know :D it just always hinted to me on the joyful daddy (after celebrating the birth of the heiress with the corresponding entourage), who showing in a smile the remnants of the teeth, on the crosses instead of Christoph says Krzysztof

XXX is
I once sought a job and attacked a job: excellent knowledge of English, no health problems, modeling. A summary without a photo is not considered.
YYY
Who needs a translator?
XXX is
almost to the point, I came to the conclusion that they are looking for a prostitute-translator-astronaut (no health problems too)!

Talk at the office today.
XXX: I would throw something into it.
YYY: Is there something heavy and what’s not sad?
ZZZ: My life

I got a new job in December. The first company in a new location. I stand at the bar, pulling the whiskey. At that moment, a guy runs up with an empty beer glass. Without paying attention to anyone, he poured three hundred grams of whiskey into a glass... he looked long at the refrigerator with a collar, after which he poured a whiskey of red wine to the top and ran away...

From the correspondence:
A: Good for you children, our future.
B: It was enough to start playing WOT to understand that I don’t want a future for a country like these kids. Mothers and those with mistakes write.

Lessons of History. The transformation of the capital from Zlato-glava to Zlato-Puzuy promises the provinces a starving death!

Zawesky

The night. and silence. The kitchen.
The refrigerator door opens. From there falls a huge blushed Mouse, on the neck of a garland of sausages, in one leg a piece of cheese, in the other shell, it is heavy and slowly wrapped in the direction of the nork, and in front of the nork is a small mouse loaded with a tiny, long-dried piece of cheese. Approaches to the mouse, who studies it looks at it, pumps his head and says with a breath:
Oh, well, honest word, like the diets...

This time, eternal rivals: female intrigue and male trick, clashed in the usual, nothing-noticeable shop of fabrics.
One wonderful summer morning, my comrade, and at work also a boss named Eldar, went to buy beautiful curtains for the central, fireplace room of his new country house.
Eldar completely tortured the nice saleswoman Natalia, touched on all the shelves all the materialists, remembering the color and texture of his walls, reviewed hundreds of fabrics for the light, listened to the phone of my mom's advice: "so that the curtains were not very transparent, but at the same time not quite deaf."
Natalia stoically endured everything (in the literal and verbal sense, she pulled the rolls out of the pad and back) and behold, not an hour passed, as from hundreds of options, fun curtains were chosen, seven times measured, cut and bought, but Eldar did not rush to leave the store, he wanted to somehow thank such an interpretative and smiling seller, especially since the seller was the beauty of which to look for.
A little standing, cuddled, accumulated greed, finally decided, and invited the girl to the movie, Beauty Natasha did not refuse.
The knight looked at himself selflessly: shorts, broken ceds, a maika, a cap, well, just no recognizable signs of a millionaire, here's where a long male trick began. The fact is that Eldar then was under forty, no children or wife, although the girls followed him with whole zombies taboo always ran, as soon as they saw and heard his tremendous sports car, it is understandable, the wallet on the legs will love everyone, this time our smart decides to be clever to check - can the beautiful Natasha interest not the millionaire Eldar, but the ordinary Tatar Eldar, living with his mother, say, in a single house at the MCA?

On the first evening we went to the cinema, ate ice cream, and for a snack there were Natasha's wires to the house itself (at the subway and route, there are no cars).
On the other day there was some art exhibition, then a culture park, a pigeon feeder and everything in the same unfathomable student spirit, and no taxis, and especially restaurants, because according to a carefully planned legend, Eldar is an ordinary sysadmin with a modest salary.
But Natasha held on and did not claim anything, and they both had fun at the Sokolnikovs.
A month later, Natasha invited Eldar to her to introduce her parents, after two, he already borrowed her money before the salary, and after three, a clever Tatar decided to stop this mess, because Natasha had already passed the check more than completely.
The hand and heart offer did not take place anywhere, but at McDonald’s itself.
When the bride said, “Yes!Eldar finally admitted that of all that he had told Natasha over the past three months, the only truth was that he could no longer live without her and that he really lived with his mother, though in a huge four-story house.

(Four and a half pages of wild resentment, a tumultuous scandal and reconciliation, a lush wedding and a honeymoon on a yacht I will allow myself to miss.)

And only two years later, when her husband was in a playful mood, Natasha finally admitted:
“Eldarczik, don’t be offended, but I was so funny to watch you portray a poor but proud forty-year-old student. I thought – well, when he’ll get tired of walking, he’ll stop rolling a fool, become himself and confess?
And you whispered, whispered, but kept up, good. As a small. To be honest, I bite you on the first day of our meeting, in the store, when you came to me.
How is it? How to bite? Good to tell. You did not bite me. I was then driving from the boys after the soccer player, and was dirty, sweaty and unbarred, like a hanurick.
and yes? And then what is it for you and your mom for the "chrushchevka one", in which the height of the windows is seven and a half meters? We chose your curtains, you forgot?

The Olympic fire in Sochi will be lit by Alina Kabaeva. What did you do for your girlfriend?