I heard today a question from a young genius, studying in mathematics division with residues and in natural sciences something about single-cell: is the amebo divided entirely or is one amebo the residues?
I still don’t know what to answer...

It was a matter, the English came to work to exchange experiences, in the midst of the struggle against drunkenness, it was necessary to put something on the table of alcohol, one of the workers brought a teaspoon, three liters, well they drank their faces stretched out and say, said long ago did not drink such a good whiskey.

We sit with a friend talking like a man with a man.

Our children will be superior to us in terms of intellectual development.
Well, not our children first, but your children and my children.

All the beauty of a woman’s breast is understood only when it turns out to be the only thing capable of silencing a strong child.

And I dreamed that I would take an exam at the Magic Academy. Not entirely ready, but the neighbors have "bombs" and they catch them all on their feet. Teachers are pretending to do so. The first question is the wise pharmacology, and the second... "How to make a wig. With illustrations." But! Perucks for various sensible types, not just people!
So, there was a drawing for a creature: we find a comet (!!!) In a radius of 10 light-years, we insert a three-step rocket behind the entity and launch its head into the tail of the comet - voila! by Parry!
What is wrong with me?)

I don’t like Korean movies because it’s impossible to distinguish one actor from another.
Seriously, I remember once watched a militant about police and terrorists, where the main character was good, bad. I thought he was a double agent. And only at the end of the film, when he shot himself in a shooting, I realized that they were different characters and different people.

The confident lady:

#if 0
I never thought I would hear that with my own ears.

She: back we flew slowly, seven hours, not six, because we were on the other side.
...
She: Well, the earth rotates, it creates wind, the plane is harder to fly.
and endif

You will find it hard to believe, but the girl, in general, is absolutely right. Of course, you don’t know the terminology – well, what you want from it. There is such a very specific concept as predominant winds, which is part of the circulation of the atmosphere on a planetary scale - which in turn depends on the rotation of the Earth a little more than entirely. Gugliem, what is the wind and the power of Coriolis, for example, we go to Wikipedia - "Western winds of the moderate belt". Of course, the notion of a "plane to fly harder" is not quite true: the aircraft moves in the air and the speed has a constant relative to the air mass in both directions - that is, from the point of view of the flying aircraft, the wind does not exist at all: it moves in calm air, and this "calm" air, in turn, moves relative to the earth's surface. The problem of a boat floating in and against the current, physics, class 6. But yes, from the point of view of the observer on the ground/shore, the aircraft/boat move against the wind/flow "heavier". In this case, the airport of destination acts as an observer.

What do you think about nihilism?
No matter what, I deny it.

[9:51:45] Yascher: in the Norwegian army all the nakers decided to switch to vegetarianism
[9:54:41] Andrei: in our army soon everyone will be converted to cannibalism

How did you get the green card?
yyy: I’ve been in line for the new iPhone for a long time.

18:00 Ivan: Do you know who "Jean-Claude Van Damme" is?
18:00 Julia: Some kind of catch, and he was still filmed in the Unstoppable, right?
18:01 Ivan: Oh Yulienko... And even Chuck Norris?
18:01 Julia: He’s gay, or something like that
18:02 Ivan: Ahahahahahahahahahahahahah, you are burning!)! to
18:03 Ivan: Are you still there?
18:05 Ivan: Yulia, au!!!! to

and arsenic:

When I was a child, I dreamed of a computer. I need a little personal space. Literally a storage room with a toilet, a computer and a pipe for feeding food. Almost done, lol, now I want the sea.

A friend from work meets a guy who spent two months "sitting" at House-2. I talked to him as if he was an adequate, fun person. In the conversation I ask:
What about two normal people at home?
He replied, even sorry for him:
For the first two weeks, I caught myself in the thought that I was constantly looking for a controller.

here here :
*** by
I read a book on the rider. I forgot the author, turned the reader.
*** by
The fucking! Dick is a great idea! I now want to develop a reader that has additional screen bars on both the back and the sides that show the author and the name!
Well, you read, for example, in the subway, and people "cheresplenish" - so they will know what you are reading and then download (if they want)

And additional functionality on these screens can be hanged!

From WoT Forum
xxx: If the fighting chat was made to coordinate the actions of the allies (as you responded), then why the common fighting chat?
Yyy: To call the enemy the daylight, of course.

Ersten: And I have an accountant, so she is humorous, I respected her directly after this case.
In short, I explain to her the subtleties of MS Word, I see that it is difficult to give. She so characteristically bowed her head and said: "Kudaah!"

I hear in the subway a fragment of a girl’s conversation: “The shoulder of a woman is the face of her husband.”
I presented...

Being in the paleontological museum, the tour guide tells the children about a giant deer (the weight of the horns is 70 kg):
The more horns a deer has, the more friends he has.
An accompanying adult:
The more friends, the more horns.

Q: So what do you know about treasuring the feelings of believers? My friend in the village called the pig Jesus and cut it for Christmas:-(

The daughter rehearses a book of fairy tales, pretending to read the “Frog”:... And the prince says, “Marry me, Frog, you lost my shoe.” And the Cinderella says to him, "You know, Prince, I'm so confused... If I'm going to marry everyone I've lost something, I don't have enough fingers for rings."