Yesterday I called my mom and asked what I could give her for her birthday. To get married and give birth to a grandson, the mother immediately burned out. and added after a second break: although no, you probably won't have time to give birth until tomorrow.

Sunny here in the electric car a free RJD newspaper ("Gudok" or something similar) Rapidly broke through, not finding anything especially valuable, on the last page noticed a small crossword.
The bliss of the pen was with it, the time was over, and the crosswords did not figure out for two years - decided to strain the brains.
By vertical: "What allows you to look at a beautiful girl, turning to the other side".. The long word, the last letter - "E".. Nothing doubted, I entered "INSPIRATION" Not fit.
I didn’t know this crossword anymore.

There are chat bots. Let me a lecture bot write, will send all things to students instead of me. and what! He downloaded the textbooks - he generates for himself. They will be taught - it will not be distinguished at all :)

xxx: in the series "Elementially" Moriarty - the former girlfriend of Sherlock
XHH: or what kind
I don’t remember the end.
WOW : WOW
WOW: This is a mess.
Conan Doyle in his grave.

The university has given me a lot: I have learned to lie so that I believe myself.

You are here about packages with packages, about files with files, about folders with folders..I saw a neighbor’s aquarium with banks! This is really hardcore.

Today saw the top of optimism, the heating pipe in the place of the substrate is wrapped with an isolated...

Maisha (10.09.2013 18:21) :
Your dress is ready, but I lost a needle in it.

[Talk about Civilization 5]

Yesterday, in 1352, Steve Jobs was on a camel for 30 years on a trade mission to Budapest.
Versager: Apples for sale?

When I was 12 years old, I was on a train to Moscow. I slept on the upper shelf. Head to the window. The second floor was free. And suddenly I dreamed of a dream: I swam on a gray dusty surface, the sky above my head is black, without stars almost, and what is - small and dull, around such hills of dust or sand, slides well, the surface is soft. I wake up, swinging my head to the door on the opposite shelf. Damn, neither before nor after this lunarism happened to me. When I went back, I was afraid to sleep.

xxx: I look, you are with physics on "you"?
YYY: I am with physics on "Who are you?and "

My son is 3.5 years old. We went somewhere, waiting for my mom (as usual). While they went to the car the child told everything about himself to some grandmother (type, what a wonderful child, how to call and so on). Well, I decided to educate - I told you that you cannot talk to strangers. seem to understand. The weather is approaching, ask for time. My father is my father, and you know that uncle? I am not. Son, why are you talking? O_O

C website of the store:
Do you know where to buy barbecues? Usually they are sold, in highly specialized stores, military themes. They are not just military visitors. And also representatives of various informal currents: Goths, bikers, fans of heavy metals.

Alex Trask: It is all right! I am a fan of uranium.

Discussion of the new white:
a: Witnesses claim that at the crash test of the white concrete plate tried to loosen...
B: I sell Belaz after the accident. The right front wheel.
c: In the Belaza pharmacy box for outpatient treatment can be up to 6 people.
Q: Can I have a full tank? Yes, of course, you have 170 thousand rubles.
E: Turn off the engine. The tank cannot be filled.
F: This is due to the fact that a pipe was inserted directly from a refinery in the tank.

On the bitbyte in one of the reports: "We have a development problem - developers are dead. No, seriously, they go to Thailand, get angry at the standards of that money, buy motorcycles and fight.

by sky_antonio

Crab sticks don’t like the name, fish sticks (with the taste of crabs/crabs/omares) would be more honest.

Zloradsky

And then Mr. The word must be renamed.
A lot of people and organizations.

All employees were presented with Rubik’s cube. Working days are broken.

"The ships lava..." said:

Many specialties have been re-profiled, re-profiled, and underprofiled, began to re-profil, and re-profiled.

Unfortunately for the day, but I never spoke :(

The former "boasted", stating that his new wife was much better than me (I decided to beat the type)
I joked, saying that the best wives come from former prostitutes.
He was offended
I told my current wife...
Who knew I would get to the point.

PS I was guilty.
No more calling :)

Tamias: When I speed up to 120 km / h in the car, in the cabin from the passenger side begins to smell shit. What could it be? There is no one in the room besides me. The option "you have Phoenix got rid of" do not offer.