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[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №86907
 12.09.2013
At the entrance there is a girl who doesn’t eat. Not only does he not eat meat at all, he also periodically starves and tries to include his views on nutrition. I tried to argue with her:
If you are constantly undernourished, the brain will suffer. With mental stress, the brain consumes up to 25% of all body resources. If the necessary resources are not given, the consciousness will simply refuse to work as it should. Do you understand?
No, I do not understand.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №86906
 12.09.2013
>>There is a saying that a Palestinian man once drove the shoppers out of the temple, but then ended badly :))

“Well, they crucified him, and they have traded his crucifixion for 2,000 years.

[ + 25 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №86905
 12.09.2013
Here you are all mocking the usurpers, like they are wrongdoers, chasing you in nonsense!
I can’t understand why you’re screaming? I work for a medium-sized organization, 15 comps. Stories with the cleaner and the wire, the switch off and other battle happen. A foolish accountant? by Nawal! But you know, I have been in this nonsense for 3 years and I am not going to be fired, because these "criminal" on every one of my doctors baked me just so(!) A bunch of cakes and all other tastes, very friendly and if I suddenly need something, I can always count on their help and advice.
You just don’t know how to cook them!


[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №86904
 12.09.2013
SMS voting by the mayor
Moscow is the heart of Chechnya.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №86903
 12.09.2013
Colibri: Missing favorite cat(( A very large cat, not castrated, approximately 15-17 kg
Vixen: considering that my almost 5-year-old son weighs 20 kg
How to get out of the house tonight?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №86902
 12.09.2013
Katya – if I will eat a lot of sweets, then I will not be “fat” but “sweet”. and not at all "thick", but "equal"!!!! to
And then it was "equal" by "shahahaha asshole"

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №86901
 12.09.2013
Discussing with colleagues of suitable soundtracks to the games from which the skin. The team is looking for new solutions.
XXX: and generally in this respect this refresher works well independently in the women's room. Sometimes, at the most unexpected moment, it will start to refresh, and the sound is like at midnight passing past the cemetery, and there some ugly old lady will rise and cough so callously. It cracks, in general
YYY: Because of this refresher you can sit)
ZZZ: I have to go and record. Then we put in the game, no one will notice.
ZZZ: The Babka's Death
WWW: Don’t forget to put it in the titles

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №86900
 12.09.2013
There is a competition for the best design of the Russian flag and one of the proposed options is the rainbow. The comments:
Do you promote? I mean, there are minors here.
What do they do when they see a multi-colored flag, take off the pants?

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №86899
 12.09.2013
Special forces and all kinds of murderers could be recruited from employees of the Sberbank and the Russian Post, these people have undergone such training - they know what it is when the whole world hates you, and you hate the whole world. But no one will do that, because it is easier to train dolphins.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №86898
 12.09.2013
Reason is given to man to justify his nonsense.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №86897
 12.09.2013
I look at the mail.
Letter from:
Late day Olga

This is what I would call "Battle"))

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №86896
 12.09.2013
Astrologers have announced a month of rain. The number of road workers has doubled.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №86895
 12.09.2013
An excerpt from the conversation of the local chatty boy and no less chatty girl:
He said, “Well, I am him? If he had told me how. That is EPTA! So what am I then? And the fucking short.
She is: Ahuet!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №86894
 12.09.2013
Connector for iPhone 5:
(xxx): No other existing connector in the world allows you to plug a cable without thinking which side to plug it in the connector!
(yyy): The latching of the tuft, it is inserted horizontally, vertically it is not placed, i.e. Only 2 options. But Nokia had chargers with a round connector, where you can put anything.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №86893
 12.09.2013
xxx: Here is, for example, a column from a fairy tale - what will be measured? in kg, m2, m3
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Naturally
yyy: if you need materials for the manufacture of products - write in flour in kg
yyy: if you need the area of the susheads, on which this flour to cross - write the area of the susheads in m2
zzz: If there are many columns and they can be transported in the body of the KamAZ with a splinter, then in cubic meters can be measured.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №86892
 12.09.2013
Talk to my husband about shoes.
There’s a black bar, you can see.
Is it Montenegro? Is it from a horse?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №86891
 12.09.2013
I went for beer to talk about proteins, so we were curious whether they flew south in the winter or not. Then it became clear that they do not fly, once the reserves for winter are made. The rest came a little later, five minutes later.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №86890
 12.09.2013
The younger brother says:

B: Let’s go out tonight?
I: I thought I was going to do English tonight, I don’t want to binge.
B: Omg, ar yuu fake cruise? Foxet fuck zis fakin shiit, end go drink visa york braza
B: All done, can we go crawl?

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №86889
 12.09.2013
Take your hands out of your pockets, like a gopnik.
Can you keep your hands in your pockets? Even in the business suit pockets?
Q: What business center are you from? Is there anything on the account? What if I remove my credit card?

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №86888
 12.09.2013
The order given before the arrival of guests is like a tight stomach.

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