It turned out that those mice who received the microorganisms of lean people, after how many weeks retained the normal percentage of fat, and those who got the intestinal microflora of the fat began to gain weight. When the mice of both groups after infection were placed in one cell and they began to exchange microflora (mice sometimes eat feces), the microflora of the lean "beaten" the microflora of the fat: both groups of mice remained thin.
If you want to lose weight, don’t ask how.
YYY : is weak. I sell. and expensive.
Zzzz: What to eat to lose weight?
QQ: Eat the fat. Fully
DDD: As usual, all through the ass.

XXX: Today I took the teaching. And the whole group treated him differently.
YYY :?? to
xxx: He looked at the cursor of one of us, breathed hard and said: "I will die from Facebook spamming";

You realize that autumn has come when you start spending more time in the bathroom.
YYY: Because you start eating strawberries? XD is
xxx: no, because there, unlike the apartment, there is a hot heating. >_<

The lecture. The windows opened. A wedding courtyard passes through the window, and as usual, the machines bicycle. This harmonious ball of sirens silences the voice of the lecturer. As a result, the audience laughs.
This sound seems to make many happy.
Voice from the audience (1): Or jealousy.
The voice from the audience (2): or sorrow.

Listen, don’t throw me any more spots on Skype while at work, okay?
YYY: And what happened?
xxx: Yes boss, fool, gave us all the Remote Vision Express
YYY: What is it?
XXX: Monitoring of subordinates
Will he see what you called him a fool?
XXX is fucking.

Game Lord of the Rings Online:

Ketsalkoatl: Kurunul... who? This is why you are trying to break your tongue!!! to
[Community] Kurunoldoryan: Have you seen it?

It sounds scary, but we have completely stopped shaking in memory.
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You, baby, are speaking for yourself. and ;)

Do you play guitar at 2 p.m.?

Yyy: Well, I didn’t do it so often, because after one occasion I felt sorry for them. They called the local driver, who was driving for about an hour, without waiting for him, they decided to beat me with their music, well, and in the end, when they knocked on me, I said, "Nothing like this, they were making a noise here." You are not lucky :D

Zzzz: Ahhh, that was you!

The Anti-Piracy Law:
The fight against piracy in our country is when people who download free music and movies want to jail other people who pump free oil and gas.

In my theory, that the human body decomposes, and then is absorbed by the roots of plants and turns into beautiful flowers is more interesting.
Per it is a rebirth.

It is biology.

Sometimes you look at the night sky and see a bright scenery.
"ah, the star has fallen!" - say romantic subtle natures.
" and The tank with the shit with the ISS was thrown down..." - do you think

Q: What type of model do you have?
and Frankenstein. Two of the dead were recovered.

X: I left for a moment, left the laptop on the couch, my girlfriend was sitting next to me.
I go back unnoticed, the girl ticks the plug in the headset hole and whisper "beware of the laptop, now I rape you" after which a whispering chilling voice says "oh no, but not the plug from the headphones, not", "uhahhaha, as it is necessary, now you will learn how to remove the music from the contact". My jaw hanged off, she noticed me quickly put a laptop and pretended as if she was doing nothing, singing a song whatever it was.

My cat reminds me of our opposition. He sincerely believes that from the fact that he is not in the pot, but next to it, something will change. He knows that nothing will change from a single action, but he will surely catch the puzzles, or it will take half a day, but he can do nothing with himself - his consecrated nature requires the fulfillment of his civil duty, because who, if not he.

A familiar, happy mother of six-year-olds told: "Miniature from the lives of twins: to decide who of them opens the oven (burning cookies), decided to play in the "Stone-blade-paper" - 12 times showed the same figures!!! It was a lot of fun."

About the training.
Every week I learn what I don’t know yet. Thus, the quantity of what I do not know is constantly increasing and greatly exceeds in quantity and, most importantly, in quality what I already know.

Wife: Clive, Clive Today is cleaning!! to
I: Oh God...
Who I married...
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Chandler, hold on to it!! to

Okay, maybe someone will suggest a good fantastic movie with a good soundtrack.

"Star Wars of the Year"!

I just went out to smoke. A small schoolgirl passes by with a backpack and clothes. At every step he makes a whispering sound, with a umbrella in his hands. He holds him with a shotgun and targets passing cars. The Terminator 5 ?

XXX is
"Your version of Firefox is outdated!", a magical pop-up window tells me. I tick and close the Opera tab.