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[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76907
 04.02.2013
Question: What kind of humanities are taught logic if they do not use it anyway?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №76906
 04.02.2013
Commentary on the trailer, porn broadcaster:
Good luck to everyone :)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №76905
 04.02.2013
ddd: I have a notebook on the table, a second notebook on the bed, and a netbook on the couch – I watch movies on it. What does it say?
Zzz: It’s time for you, Barin, to find a girlfriend

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №76904
 04.02.2013
I went with my husband to a children’s store.
Freo: They have a large open box in the middle of the hall, full of toys, and on the top of this “Everest” is a healthy panda, attracting all the attention.
Freo: The husband, turning from behind the next stand, notices the “mountain” and rushes there with a cry: “Ah, what a charm!”
Freo: I was still surprised how he reacted so gently to everything.
Freo: And he is such a cattle, has taken out of all of this mountain a toy shaft and looks at it with a smile.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №76903
 04.02.2013
Tequila and I are incompatible things! Well how could you write to a man "You are wet for me!!and "
from VK

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №76902
 04.02.2013
We walked with the girl in the evening and talked. By the way, on the street (despite the month of February) there was +1. The winter jacket is hot, I cut off. Under the jacket only a T-shirt, on it a print (some kind of rose, smiley). She instantly issued: “Stop the lightning, your boyfriend is cold.” The man who passed by began to roar wildly, we did not immediately understand.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №76901
 04.02.2013
I work in a bookstore. Recently, two addicts came to us: one stood half an hour at the stand with esoteric literature, and the other asked for a frying. I say: "We do not sell racks". And he: "Well, you have office knives. Per the office rack has collapsed somewhere..."

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №76900
 04.02.2013
Commentary from Habr on the news about the project to create a biological supercomputer:
The main thing is that the guard does not teach him to mother.
And drink vodka.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №76899
 04.02.2013
I had a difficult time as a student. was hungry. Completed a questionnaire on the McDonald’s website. Dialogue in the interview:
Manager (M): How many days a week do you want to work?
I : three. This is maximum.
M: Then you will get this salary (showing the amount on the calculator).
5-second uncomfortable pause
M: Something you are somewhat unpleasant
I’m here to go to McDonald’s!! What is fun?! to

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №76898
 04.02.2013
Now on one site pops up a window: "Tell everyone what you are looking at "Annal appearances of a breasty blonde"

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №76897
 04.02.2013
Suspended: What are you doing?
Kirillius: the gloves
Suspended: is it bad?
Kirillius: the gloves
Suspended: O_O
Kirillius: D guy, abstract from the gadgets and imagine - a string with a needle hop-hop and asked for a gloves. There is no microcontroller :D

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №76896
 04.02.2013
The cat threw his back leg behind his head and has been sitting looking at me for 12 minutes. I don’t understand what he wants to say with this?

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №76895
 04.02.2013
Russia has drowned a communications satellite intended for the U.S. Navy. As a result of the failure of the launch of the Zenit-3SL carrier missile. The accident occurred around 10:57 1 February 2013 Intelsat satellite 27 was intended to serve “tactical users of the Navy and the U.S. Department of Defense, as well as NATO member countries and other allies.”

Someone will receive a medal for disrupting the equipment of a possible enemy.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №76894
 03.02.2013
Zenit-3SL missile crashed into the Pacific Ocean

They would only hide fish, they would learn to fish with a whirlwind!

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №76893
 03.02.2013
The soul needed a pair, wheels and quas.
The body requires sleep, the stomach requires food, but the head of the shop requires a plan.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №76892
 03.02.2013
Legislative initiative on the recruitment of girls in the army
Frosya: In the army should be called retirees, especially grandmothers. They have so much energy and enthusiasm!! to

[ + 45 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76891
 03.02.2013
mmorpg EVE on line on third party resource
After retributed instead of dual mid neutre, fitim one mid + 1 smal.
YYYY: You said to shake?

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76890
 03.02.2013
There are epic prints:
"...As Interfax with reference to a source in the missile comedy industry..."

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №76889
 03.02.2013
When after the toast: "For the defeat of Paulus at Stalingrad - URAAAA!!!And my friend, who was recently “dembellunated,” asked, “What are you doing?” What do you mean at all?" I understand, I can already cry.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №76888
 03.02.2013
XX: So what do you know about breaking the pattern?! to
In front of me are a Chinese and a Korean woman.
XXX: and run out in Hebrew.

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