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[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №86887
 12.09.2013
Yesterday was the match Russia - Israel. I noticed a strange feature. When the anthem of Israel was played, the entire VIP tribune sang.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №86886
 11.09.2013
From the router, discussion of the detective novel J. Helinek "10th Symphony of Beethoven".

Rich imagination in some - you can't say anything! Maybe under old age I will also sit down for such a "pulp fiction" about composers. The plot has already matured - in the spirit of "Bondiana". Do you not find it strange why Prokofiev returned to the USSR and died the same day with Stalin? Coincidence is like that! He was an agent of the French intelligence services, and sent to the Soviet Union with a special mission - to kill Generalisimus! For almost 20 years, he was elected to the body of the leader of peoples. On March 5, 1953, it all happened. But from the very beginning everything went wrong, a tragedy took place... The outcome we know - both did not happen, but this is how in fact everything happened you will learn from the book
WOW: I think that such a book would have all the chances of being screened. Someone like Vin Diesel in the main role.
Oh, yeah, I already present the beginning and the first scene of the action: The first performance of the "Skyphic Suite" in Petrograd at the beginning of 1916. At the concert a scandal, Glasunov in anger leaves the hall, a bunch of stunned academics-belaevs along with him. He says, The puppy has roared, teach him. Joyful, young and slightly drunk Prokofiev-Diesel returns home. They are waiting for him in the courtyard with truffles and brushes. The forces are unequal. But Prokofiev only smiles - he worked out the skills of handball fighting on the piano.
WOW: And the inevitable fight with the main villain on the top of the Kremlin wall in the final.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №86885
 11.09.2013
I barely woke up today...

I go out in the morning, smoke a cigarette... and smoked it for two stretches...

I have a house 50-60 meters from the railway branch, and there... tanks burn, smoke...
There were fires, hurricanes, menta pieces of 30-40 cars in total, the people ran, struck, boiled... somebody was loaded in the hurricanes.

I think the fucking, stitched, rushed home cat to pick up and drop and on the way back I look at the poster at the door, said today we have large exercises, evacuation will be, etc.
and I and the cat under the mouse run to the car, all the money from the ass caught)))))

The fucking morning.

[ + 27 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №86884
 11.09.2013
With this kind of ecology! I am afraid of planning a pregnancy, but I want to. Does it make sense to go outside the city for conception? Or it is useless.

Elena: foolish, only think that stupider nowhere - shit - new horizons are opened

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №86883
 11.09.2013
AIF: Oracles are funny. Released the patch, the description says "put only if you have problems that governs this patch". In the "problems that govern this patch" section, it is said that it governs the errors that the oracles have found themselves, so they will not tell what exactly.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №86882
 11.09.2013
We have a problem with my Diploma Manager.we can only formulate the subject of the Diploma with Matt.
I love my wave.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №86881
 11.09.2013
All new is well forgotten old:

> O4Kapuk was defeated.
> So it’s called now: the eyebrow.
There were many years ago, when it was just fashionable to write Russian nics from composite Latin (most software did not allow Russian symbols in nics to be entered). And the man wanted to be called a “hunting man,” and he wrote it JloBeLl. Well, and of course, someone did not understand the trick, so it was attached to him - the Jolobel.
___
In the chat online game:

xxx: oh, here Bukuchuk from our clan is running))
YYY: Who is new? O_O
Bukycuk: what is the buckwheat??? I am screaming)

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №86880
 11.09.2013
My elderly mom tasting Italian pasta: "Delicious pasta. I buy those too. in the market. In the midst of it."
And she also calls Bilan the "Adigean goat".

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №86879
 11.09.2013
From the stones to the news about the sanctification of missiles:

Orthodox priests are not enough. It is necessary for the Lamas to cover the rockets with sweets, for the Muslims to water the blood of the sacrificed animal, and for the pagans to paint the runes on them. Then the chances of a successful launch will increase.

The gods will move for the primacy to take the rocket.

Poseidon will worship everyone.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №86878
 11.09.2013
XX: We have the rule not to do this on Friday after lunch.
You know, the rules of safety are written in blood, and this rule is written in vaseline.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №86877
 11.09.2013
xxx: Immortality within the Earth will not lead to anything good
YYY: Don’t worry about this, humanity will find a solution to this problem.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №86876
 11.09.2013
- In the electric car you will enter, half of the car with oyfons!! to

And with tickets – the other half of the passengers!! to

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №86875
 11.09.2013
Y to Y! A friend's sphinx cat lives on a home server. Really, in the side wall of the body is a hole, inside the bed and she sleeps there. And because of the noise, it is always warm.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №86874
 11.09.2013
XX: Do you know what a huge measure file is?
This is when the torrent in the branch to the game appears, in fact, its developer and begins to communicate XD

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №86873
 11.09.2013
Stephen King once said that writing is a way of telepathy. Example: I am currently writing that there is a green rabbit sitting on the red table. You imagine it. I gave you my thought. Telepathy and readers!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №86872
 11.09.2013
We won Israel 3:1
Son: Have our humanoids learned to play?
Are you accustomed to the boots?! to

[ + 46 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №86871
 11.09.2013
I'll suddenly become a star and you'll sell paparazzi information about my dark past.
YYY: I’d rather take money from you for silence. We are friends anyway.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №86870
 11.09.2013
I invited a friend who has lived in Murmansk for a long time to come to our warm regions. Apparently agreed yesterday. Suddenly today status: "beware, shit and shit - is going from the north fucking!" Something troubling now...

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №86869
 11.09.2013
Hobober
If a girl is taken from a corporate pat by a pumped bull
who, before taking her on a jeep, masterfully stabs her under her jacket - it is obviously a BROTHER

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №86868
 11.09.2013
Comments to the picture with the announcement "JavaScript will be turned off in your home from XX to XX"

How do they turn off the frog in the house?
yyy: bggg
YYY: You will have to hang the same ad at your entrance.
xxx: just write not just a yaascript a "cold" or "hot" this is such a splash among the grandmothers will raise XD
zzz: the cold Java script will be turned off, and the hot MySql will also be turned off
xxx: at this time, work will also be carried out to replace Flash with HTML5
zzz: the most important thing is that grandmothers don't find you and don't give you puzzles for such ads

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