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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №88647
 21.10.2013
The moment when it is quite clear that the heroes-cosmonauts in the open space can not be saved - oxygen at zero, meteorite rain will soon begin... the voice of the viewer: "...and now the debris of the Russian station will come and save everyone!"

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №88646
 21.10.2013
I read from a girl on the wall: “In each of us there is an angel and a devil. You become the one you feed the most". Yale refrained from not signing: "Troll?".

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №88645
 21.10.2013
XXX: Do you watch TV at all?
YYY: Only in the morning before work.
XXX: What kind of broadcast?
and the clock.
Xxx :?? to
yyy: well in the corner of the screen against the background of moving pictures

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №88644
 21.10.2013
Reviews of the keyboard on the site of a large computer manasin:

xxx: today came to the store for this key. found. we open the box, and there instead of black glossy white matte.In addition, the colour on the box is indicated black.they at least check which goods they bring?

YYY: It is not white on it, it is just a protective film

xxx: ah)no one comforts - some of the staff are the same bear as me

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №88643
 21.10.2013
From a review of the Chinese car from the automotive forum:
And the water from the front glass got into this barrel flowed over it and went straight into the filter, and from it to the salon.Because of this, the glass was constantly sweaty.Elimined the problem by covering the filter with a box from the width (China will help China).The flow has disappeared, the glass will no longer sweat..."

Commentary :
The author is good, on spare parts does not save - "original" put:) I think "analogues" such as Bigbon or Rolton would not pass for a long time:)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №88642
 21.10.2013
Here are different inscriptions about Victor Tsoy on the walls seen, such as "Tsoy-live", "Tsoy-dead", but, fucking, only we have written at the stop:Tsoy-Eye!

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №88641
 21.10.2013
Go to work again!
and burn! = = )
Imagine you are repairing the house, sticking wallpapers in the room. The customer comes in, and says: "You need to urgently move the toilet from the bathroom to the middle of the kitchen! I also chilled! I have to". Well okay, you drag into the middle of the kitchen, add water to fill the barrel. And here is the customer: "o! Go to Eat! wallpaper then, and shakes let the laminate be glued to the flow in the room, and then the tiled window on the balcony is glazed, and pocher that the slive is not undermined (the customer says: as long as the stack is temporarily placed, we will take it out with our hands, and then we finish it), and pocher that the stand is not yet closed and from the upper floors everything is broken...presented, right? Here we have a happy with the same site conitor for six months! Let me lie!! to

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №88640
 21.10.2013
of Habrabrabr. The article "Hacker on the screen"

xxx: 19 October 2013 at 16:28 # (citation)Unfortunately, this has nothing to do with reality.
All the rest is real?

yyy: 19 October 2013 at 16:52 #
And the work of the water piper is not as exciting as it is shown in German films.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №88639
 21.10.2013
By the example of quotes went to enhance sexual education. I started reading about mines on Wikipedia. It turns out to me my whole life did not pass as I thought, and I was engaged in irrumation, as a rule. At the age of forty, my eyes opened. This is like a third-class child who confuses menstruation with contraception. Shame now. I am afraid to continue reading.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №88638
 21.10.2013
When the last tree is cut down, when the last river is poisoned, when the last bird is caught, only then will you realize that money cannot be eaten.

BBB: And you in the midst of this apocalypse would just eat...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №88637
 21.10.2013
A gorgeous stamp was now allowed by one girl, telling about how she was harassed in the cafe by a guy she didn’t like )) "On this even the flow from my side didn’t go" she wrote instead of "speaking" ))))))))))

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №88636
 21.10.2013
What do you know about urolithiasis?
Because you sweat.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №88635
 21.10.2013
I'm such a puppy, I'm contextual advertising recipes for cakes and dresses, and you're here with your sexual enlightenment about the right mines... I'm going to mess up the history of searches to the hell!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №88634
 21.10.2013
My 6 year old daughter said, “Dad! “Are you a Superman?”
I said “Of course!”
After all, any dad should be a superman for his daughter, but for every case I’m interested:
“Why did you decide that?”
She said, “That’s the smell of soup.”

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №88633
 21.10.2013
28 years, it's time to step down and order a prostitute at home :(

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №88632
 21.10.2013
I doubt this:
A caterpillar on the road. I like to turn them out, then they slip to the other side. So I turned it, and then a girl I knew said:
Maybe she’s going to get her kids (unfortunately).
I first laughed, and then, walking 100 meters, I remembered that today is Mother’s Day.
I had to go back to get her back in the right direction!

— — —
The goose is a child. A mature insect that can have children is butterflies.
So you may have brought the disobedient child back home from the hustle trip. Then I turned back to the blade again.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №88631
 21.10.2013
discussing how four group members have already made tattoos in a month
XXX is
Now Polina Fedoriev has a tattoo.
YYYY
Plus one
XXX is
I think we’re going to have the worst group.
Besides that, she is the most sounding and listening rock. I am the only one (I am the only one)
YYYY
Definitely
XXX is
to bleed! I understood! We are the same band with blackjack and prostitutes!:D

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №88630
 21.10.2013
kav: we corporate policy provides for the correct replacement of the word "delay" with tolerant "historically so has been"

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №88629
 21.10.2013
From Habr.
Genius schoolchildren evolve in front of their eyes.

Denis Popov takes the existing software, makes it his own foul and pairs it to journalists.
Alexei Babushkin just makes a foul and pairs it to journalists.
Well, and Rufat Mamdley pairs journalists with a foul that he doesn’t even have.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №88628
 21.10.2013
I invented a drone gift.
Skr: We will come on his day and congratulate him on Twitter all night.
SK: We will not pay attention to him.
Skr: Type of Hipster

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