Moscow, peak hour, Gorky direction Everyone is crowded, full of people. The train begins to approach, the crowd begins to seriously support (I just want to sit down!). And here a load of such a healthy kg for 120 gives:
The people! Stop the drinking! Otherwise I will accidentally get stuck in the car and I will definitely catch one of you idiots with me!
The people immediately spread to the sides.

Let’s always be a little kids!!!! to

Do not forget to grow up.

In one family, a very young father, who kept a family fellow (everyone works), instead of carefully selected good furniture, long-awaited by householders sitting on the boxes, unexpectedly dumped all the jointly accumulated funds into his extraordinary new car.
Motivation – o-o-o- very wanted...
Why not baby?

I watched, read and could not understand where you are taking those neighbors with drill? I already live in the fourth place and have never met anything like this... But here I got to... THIS IS ME! Oh, and I’m going to tour...

XXX: So boring that I will soon talk to the cat.
oh long john, oh long jonson, why i eyes you

Today I had a brief conversation with my former classmate:

......
You are somewhat unsuspecting.
I know I’m working on this, so I went to h*j.

The question arises in the non-contradictory direction it works :)

The C Forum:

In other words, I love Arabia.
I learned to accept her as she is.
Painting from nature. As we move around the country, we have to eat at local restaurants. I’m always asked, “Why do you always get what you order at the restaurant, and there’s constant confusion with our orders?”
It’s just the same thing with my order. I just eat what I brought.
If you order a chicken soup at a restaurant in a provincial Arab town, then telling the owner of the establishment in English, in Arabic, drawing the chicken on a paper, tapping the wings and touching, you can be almost sure that he understood you. In his beautiful black eyes you read the understanding, he will also naturally depict the chicken in response to you and go away for the soup. Do not rush to rejoice. You can bring... leech soup. Because on the way to the kitchen he saw a friend, forgot, thought about it, or just the lentil soup stood closer.
I understand that lovers of good service are throwing me down with dried tomatoes now, but I usually eat what they brought. I understand that it is not possible to allow services to be so that the customer is always right, etc.
But... if you ask to replace the soup with the ordered chicken, then on the way to the kitchen the owner of the cafe may again forget, it may be time for prayer, and he will make a prayer, and the chicken can still happily run around the courtyard.
So on such trips eat what they give, because you don’t know when you’ll have to eat the next time.)

Do you want to see a genuine smile? Then just watch any porn from the moment she realizes it’s over.

After I gave my mom a small mouse to her netbook – all the other standard-size mice she calls “rates.”

Are you on the big?
Genius : Yes
Katy: And how then? Not very slippery? My legs broke today.
Genius: No, it was okay for me. I saw people fall.
Genius: inexperienced, what do you say here
The miserable two legs :)

For the first time in the last 10 years of divorce thanked her husband: began to do repairs and found his barrel in 300 backs )))

A good example of black on the net:
Adolf: Shalom...

"The phrase from the Ustyansky folk dictionary "The whole evening" does not contain a stamp, as it might seem to anyone."

Throwing in
...And yesterday, my friend and I went to the center at the other end of the city (accidentally found out there), and I saw him - he is a guard in Letoula. The feeling immediately fell into dirt.
Double feelings that I was fooled, he said that he was a programmer, higher education, and now I don’t know what there really is, what kind of guard at 27 years old? And his salary is 30-40 thousand, and this man is not at all my level.
I did not take the phone all day, it is very unpleasant that in the eyes of my friends I will look like a fool who got in touch with whom, and on the other hand I miss, but as I see his gifts and understand where they come from, it is immediately nauseous to become (...

BB: Bleiat, well, and why am I at all a programmer/systems programmer with the highest level, if the dirty guard in the legacy in the CIA gets one and a half or two times as much as me? The calf is fucking, fucking, and I’m crawling into the guards.

xxx: I watched the photos here on <%dating site%>
xxx: and I have an expromt born, help me finish.
zzz : well?
xxx: what a line of thigh
In front of which the roses
ZZZ: and also withdraw gr0zy,
Trippers are coming.

I understand, the fight against smoking and all that, but why choose such disgusting images for advertising banners? I have never smoked. Now I don’t eat or sleep.

All the beekeepers are there!
M: Byki Ibuki? and :-)
and FI! On the contrary!
M: The whites are whites! It is :-)
A perverted man!

The widow at NG occupied the television, continuously contemplating all sorts of traces and other tales about fascist robots. 31st of December:
and Mom! You would include New Year’s Something! The kids are there, the tree.
This is the new year series. Santa was killed.

[20:23:39] xxx: Apple may release the iPhone "for the poor"
Is this not an iPhone 4 now?

With this new law at night, it’s easier to squeeze than to buy beer.

Mother (13:12:43 9/01/2013)
Your Pixel Idiot Cat

Mother (13:12:58 9/01/2013)
I broke the carnival with trousers.

Heavenly (13:14:00 9/01/2013)
Why is this our pixel?

Mother (13:14:17 9/01/2013)
because I can’t have such a stupid cat 8))))