When I say don’t touch me, it means don’t touch me, but not always.

The wealth of words hides the scarcity of sentences.

About the story No. 2 about the ATM and the Lieutenant.
In the early 1990s there were many banks, straight like mushrooms after the rain. And they chose the names, not giving special insight to their meaning.
One of the scientific library institutions near the center of Moscow entered such a bank (or rather, it was given a part of the squares). The sign was if not on the whole, then on the half of a gentle wall, visible from a distance: "Ipotec Bank" (although it was unlikely that the word "Ipotec" was known at that time, even the employees of the bank itself). Since the institution was semi-closed, the employees of the bank were called to the guard stands, where the main transactions took place. There was a price list here. And the services were not always understood by banks.
As a graduate student, I went to work at the library. I stand, wait for the pass to be issued to the reading room and watch such a scene. A young woman approaches and asks, “How can I get a loan in your bank?” And the bank worker answers: “Put the money onto our bank account and then you will be able to borrow 80% of your account.” Well, the woman’s next question was quite logical: “Why should I then put my money on your bank account?”

I watched the government meeting on television, seemingly all the smart people, but then they spoke.

Why don’t you always take your cell phone?
He usually lies far away when I’m home.
I usually put close: suddenly someone will call.
I usually put away: suddenly somebody will call...

The name of weapons. I’ve always liked the grenade to the submersible grenade "Drop"

Discovery "Destroyers of Legends" The acceleration is called joules. The pipet. The translator is fucking.

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The greeting! You are sexy!! I want to give you a sea of affection and tenderness, will you receive this gift?

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The greeting! You are sexy!! I want to give you a sea of affection and tenderness, will you receive this gift?

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Good night!

by 09.08. by 2013
What about the sea of affection and tenderness?

H to 09.08. by 2013
I would like to give it to you!

WOW 09.08.2013
Thank God, I thought I forgot the words.

Go to the recipes:

But here’s how most famously signed our grandmothers’ bottles with strawberries and jam! My hands are - "YAD-2011" and "AD-2013" (apple jelly and apricot jelly"). There is also a favorite - "Viscus" (cheese with bones).

to this:
"After working day on my heels - my erogenous zone"

After a working day in Kirsak in the summer! The legs are an erogenous zone.
I think a lot of men will confirm.)

To that!!! to

Someone here recently said how great it would be to forget all the passage of the second fall and feel all those feelings again. I am jealous of you, mortals. I went through the first fold in my time. The second was not enough time (institutes, then family and responsible work). I have not watched any passes or youtubes on this topic. And now, fifteen years later, when all the kids are already living virtually their lives, you won’t believe I’m betting on my android.
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Where do you get her???! to

Stanislav: I was here a few days ago admired by the Chinese honesty!I had a Chinese sewing machine for 3 thousand.There it is written that the service period is 3 years.So it is!After the deadline collapsed :-D.Two days I tried to repair it, spit and went to the extreme measures - gave to my husband.He was driving a clock, put it in a garbage bag and pulled it out of my asshole 10 pieces.Now I have a new machine with a huge number of operations,I was sewing everything I could for two days.
Soxatyi: Conclusion – more often trust the repair of equipment to your husband. Upgrade your entire home arsenal.

to this:
Once we got the recipes. In my mother's notebook, the names of the recipes were usually received either by the source (from Tania, from the grandmother of Clava, etc.).Or by ingredients. It was very fun to see the series: Salad from beets, Salad from seafood, Salad from TV...

My mother in this spirit had a recipe "Salat with Vera Borisovna cookies"...

Vasya: Oksana said that we have all either frogs or homosexuals. What to do?
Boot_from_cd by Quake

Once we got the recipes. In my mother's notebook, the names of the recipes were usually received either by the source (from Tania, from the grandmother of Clava, etc.).Or by ingredients. It was very fun to see the series: Salad from beets, Salad from seafood, Salad from TV...

Do you suffer without me?
and no. I suffer with you.

to this:
Why do men so hate other people’s beautiful women in other people’s beautiful cars?

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Meeting is too expensive.

xxx: I put a dropper here with a valerian.
YYY :?
A consilium of nine employees of the economic department investigated how a debit plastic card differs from a credit card. for an hour and a half. I managed to move the window in place. Everyone is supposed to be economically superior.
yyy: Busthalterie, milling...

The Air Force:
Meanwhile, as it became known on Thursday, Mosgorizbirkom removed from a summary poster for voters information about the blogging activity of the mayor candidate Navalny. Mosgorizbirkom confused the phrase: "He posted in his blog in the Live Journal on the Internet articles on the issues of theft and abuse of JSC "Gazprom", VTB group, JSC "Transneft", JSC "RJD"...";

The Secretary of the Moscow Electoral Commission proposed in this paragraph the wording "on the issues of theft and abuse" to be replaced by "on the issues of economic activity".

Comments from Google Play on the new version of Android Dr.Web.

Super Very liked, especially anti-theft, which works just wonderfully :-) Earlier my wife for half an hour in the sorted locked up and blocked access there, playing games on the phone, and now I remotely block her phone in 5 seconds, and right away everything OK :-)