- We looked at your resume and, you know, somehow were not impressed...
“I’ve seen your shark and, you know, it’s not Gazprom either.

But with the problem "everywhere need people with experience, and where to take it, if nowhere take" I encountered in school, when I wanted to join the guild in the world of warcraft.

X: if they want to talk about God on the street, the easiest thing is to send it to the fox immediately.
Y: Why
X: Until religious feelings have offended
You may say that the Bible is a story for children.
X: Everyone writes to you
X: Now it is better to move on to the person.
Y: and insults
X: Yes
X: more lawful, so to say

I searched for Yandex maps for kindergartens nearby. Garden on the street of Partisanskaya in the list is, but it is not displayed on the map. ^ ^ ^

We work on the radio:
The winner came today. The grandmother of the winner.
"I came, I see the door open, it is written "Official entrance". I thought I was there. I went in and the door behind me was locked and did not open. There is no one there and there is no dust. I thought I would die there. Then I saw someone coming and I started knocking on the door. And he called the guard, and he called me "How did you get there?I" I still feel bad. You have to give me a prize for that!"

From the book of Promalpinists
Recently, there was no need to hang the hinder... there was no need to hang the hinder, clinging to the columns inside the hinder and standing on the window of the soap. Well blasted about the day on the third, came with a partner with a mess...wrapped ropes, poured water and each came out to his window... suddenly from where not take a whistle, scream, scream ( the disturbance is empty, it was rented under the stunt except for us there should be no one) suddenly running white (apparently we both saw it thought I once at the same time jumped back into the disturbance and got on each other) after a couple of minutes the white again flew past us....normal such red, blushy)))) we wrapped up lost... at the same time released: time to throw the cock.... the girl runs in and begins to run behind the white (and the disturbance is really huge, granite and only the columns in the center... in the middle of

Benn Jordan – Passage D Original Movements

xxx: I am under it now boiling oats)) as it ends, so it's time to shoot)))
Yyy: The composer could not have guessed about such a great future of his music
xxx: you can still boil the teaspoon and boil the egg. Four minutes and fifty seconds is so universal. The author took the matter very seriously.
xxx: not that the current snacks are 7-10 minutes. You come, and the milk is gone.
Not the music today.

XXX: O people, why compress the iso image using 7z? Save 300 MB of space. Half an hour of packing?
YYY: I remember the time when 300 MB occupied a demo of a toy. The device is 700 MB.
XXX: I played games weighing 128 KB.
XXX: And it was SNES.
ZZZ: I played Tetris and the Wolf. Who next? A, I also played the Soviet "beware of a car" with a rotating platform, magnet and steering wheel.
ZZZ: Oh... people!
ZZZ: You and I played games that weighed no megabytes but kilograms!

What do you have in your luggage?
The hunting carabin and the mule of the aunt.

to this:
My child is 7 years old but I do not pay attention to the age rating. Blood and blood are not the first. Sheep cows and chickens were cut and divided. And I used to drink fresh blood from only the cut cow!

and... 0 0 0 0 0 0? to
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What are you surprised? For the inhabitants of the villages, it is quite a common phenomenon, even ordinary.
This in the city youth world of pink pony and elephant consists)))

Dickie Dudgeon: Every time I happen to see Indian movies, I wonder – is the separator of children/twin in India a hobby or is there a profession there?

A word about relationships. Girls are like you want to break up with them, they are in tears right away. And if the guy is softhearted, he gives up and they do not separate.
I have a friend who has been separated for a few months. Nothing happened. Then he disappeared. In the army she was dropped.

I went to the store, bought a box for tools on stock (that was tired of storing in the shoe box). Well the surprised look of the cashier, when I stood there with a poker face cheese, is nonsense. I’m happy, I’m happy with the box. Uncle meets, apparently decided to joke - oh, grit, that you have a girlfriend?
A box for breakfast.
Not a great one?
I have a good appetite!!! to
O_O

I liked a comment to a photo set of a naked girl trying to get acquainted with a gentle dildo on a famous sex forum:

The Rubik’s Cube is almost folded on a tumble.

And women still honestly believe that men only think of one thing.

sd> and I am wondering... why do accountants believe that the administrator should be present when drawing up reports?
sd> I, going to the sorting, do not assume that the sanitary, proctologist and urologist should go with me...

[15:51:03] x: pipet
[15:51:13] x: I am fucking gray
[15:51:34] y: don’t be so self-critical) or put it up.)

Evgeny
You don’t drink coffee, right?

Yulia
Aha
Regardless of which letter you are sealed.

I found a file with the name "You are scared of starting problems with memory?" and could not remember where it came from there xD. I had to read :)

A smart man:
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History of Debt:

I recently broke my mouse. Of course, you have to buy a new one. But since there were no mice, I couldn’t strangle anything.

Girl, learn to use the comp, and then sit down to play.
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Do you seriously think that male gamers ALL know how to use a compost without a mouse? You are very wrong. History was not about that. And you now showed yourself like all those sellers who could not silently and quietly sell the goods only on the basis that a girl came for him.

We sent our son to the first class, gave a list of visual benefits and so on. Among them are the prayer. How much is not written... began to look for where to take such, we are looking for Essence in the innet, on the first rows in the yandex "sell molbers, new and bu. School No. xxx" Well isn’t it a bitch!? to