Last night, the husband carries a 1.5 month old daughter in his arms, tells her something.
...I will make you an exoskeleton from aluminum tubes like in Stalker...))))

Fuck when the series is filmed, as an employee of the FBI takes out such a disgusting Dell Latitude 4320 compilation, which has been bleating for 4 years, tries to get it - and the battery went, connects it to the wall with a charge weighing 3kg - starts and waits until the fucking wist loads, and this is 20 minutes. Then he looks sadly at the 2007 outlook and the 8th explorer, who want to boot together, but they don’t. Then the agent gets the token with the numbers, ticks in the VPN - he tries to connect, he still thinks 5 minutes and cheats only afterwards - he can check the mail. This is a series I watched with interest.

They asked a seven-year-old boy which of the girls he liked. I don’t even have sexual maturity! It was quiet.)

I have two news for you, one is bad and the other is very bad.

What happened?

I changed you...

What fucking thing? And the second?? to

He had a broken condom.

So is it, the fool.

The annoyed:

>>> It doesn’t bother my cavalier to know that I’m potentially preparing for a zombie attack every night.

Well, the devil divides you, where do you live like that, and why do I only get stupid chickens?)))

and ==
men, they are even more than you think, but 90% scary))))) Come, don't be afraid, to the attack of zombies they are ready, but to the attack of the cavalier - not very, you will take a warm;)

Do you want something special about sex?
YYY: Yes, that you should finally get rid of me!

I waited a long time until he wrote me a text message so I didn’t reply.)

I have two news, good and bad. Which to start?
Go with the bad.
They are worth 27,000!

We were in the courtyard, forever the crocodile rushed so that you will pass, you will park. one day I closed my car so that I could not leave. I am Friday evening. On Saturday morning I was going to go.. tyr-pyr, neighbors from her entrance told me that she and yobir went to all the outdoors.. fucking... called a relative, he came on a bronchoche, we crushed the crush, well I left.. and the sediment remained.. returned home, went to the sex shop, bought a healthy pink fox and glued the mounting foam in the middle of the front glass of this pipe.
I only regret one thing, that I had a M65 phone at the time, which nikhua it was not to record.

The body of a 14-year-old girl was found in Moscow. It was walking on the street, crawling, smelting a cigarette and drinking alcohol.

Today I understood: Edward Snowden is a man of Schrödinger.
It seems like he is in Russia, and as if he is not here...

z_obri_k: Books for children
If your child has a problem with falling asleep, then some publisher recommends parents a guide on how to calm the child if he falls asleep poorly and sleeps even worse at night. It is called this useful book "Your nightmares are nothing but reality".
Third place: Here we reached the top three. At the third place of the hit-parade is a wonderful edition designed to help parents in the fight against the excess weight of their children. This book about a young boy is currently the best-selling children's book on the soft cover. It’s called “The Boy Who Died Because He Eated Everything.”
2nd place: On the honorable second place another creation of American fairy tales, this time about Egyptian pyramids, Greek mausoleums and Tatar Kurgan. The book is written in an accessible and exciting language and is recommended for children from 5 years of age. In fact, the theme of the story is very fascinating at any age, but to name a book for five-year-olds "Where would you like to be buried?" is overwhelming.
1st place: And, finally, the book - the winner, the holder of the title of "The strangest children's book of all times and peoples" - "The new daddy's wife, whose name is Robert". This wonderful edition is known that its main purpose is to minimize the possible mental trauma of children if one of their parents has entered a same-sex marriage.

29.11.2010 0:16 eskander: And from here, ladies and gentlemen, the photos of Catherine begin. She prefers to shoot in the modes "Tumblr", "Riding on a ragged bull", "Kaliaka-Malaka" and practices a very interesting technique "How to shoot everything you can, except what you need"... :D

A boat in the pool, there are two swimming pools. Both throw bricks into a boat at a speed of one brick per minute.Each five minutes they throw all the bricks into the water. How will the water level in the pool change after 22 minutes, provided that the bricks weigh in kilograms numerically equal to the weight of 3 liters of distilled water in SI units, and the pool itself is on board the ISS, which in the described period falls from the orbit to the ground in the area of Chelyabinsk?

Walk with a girl. I see a representative of her sex in the same mayka, I report it. Love in response:
by M! Funny is.
Three seconds later, with revival, he added:
Fuck, I am a girl. I have to catch it and scatter it!

An acquaintance, a former museum worker, a lady over 60, is very intelligent:
"We had an old Becker piano, service is expensive, we decided to sell it when the daughters grew up and graduated from music school. They went to the museum and were delighted. And here five years later I go with my daughters through the museum, the tour guide with a respectful breathing tells the crowd of those present: "And on this piano as a child played a little Tolstoy." My eldest daughter said in half a voice: "And we and Masha".

The country of fatalists, crazy!
XXX is NO! Country of Orthodox fatalists!!! to
No one is attached, but everyone has an icon on the torpedo.

A small prelude:
My wife and child went to the warm countries, I could not go.

A friend came to visit me today, and I smoothed a shirt for work. Here our secular conversation was interrupted by her phrase: "And why do you have a thermostat at zero?", and then she put it on "two".
It turns out that I have been smoothing things with a cold stove for more than two weeks :-/
It only lasted for half an hour.)

The friends!

For three months, I’ve been talking to my former employer. I got fired from the company and he didn’t pay my salary. Wish me, please, that I win this case, buy the former boss’s firm, and dismiss that fool.

thank you.

Discuss the tuning studio in GTA 5 on the forum.
xxx: I wonder what genius came up with the color list to make
WOW: You are not politically correct, and if the player is a daltonist?
Q: Will it matter to him?