Xxx:You know what caught yourself on the mind at the wedding of Vicky.The total size of the breasts at our table exceeded 10 of 4 girls...but married the most outstanding in this regard))
YYYYYYYYYY The chances of getting married back are proportional to the size of your breasts.)))
YYYYYYYYYY not to say the girls themselves, and the size of the breasts affects only the number of likes and does not compensate for the lack of brains and ugly character))

A real Japanese came to us today for negotiations. He arrived 40 minutes earlier and waited for the boss to finish the previous meeting.

He stood by the window with a cup of coffee and walked, periodically grabbing his heart. I approached, looked out the window: nothing unusual, people walk, workers change the asphalt.

I asked the translator, "Mr. is not well, maybe we can help with something?"
The translator spoke a little with him and said, "Mr. in his youth was also a road worker. They had everything, but if he had been forced to ignore technology so much, he would not have been ashamed and would have resigned on the same day.

The former passion before giving up the rights wrote on the hands "L" and "P" respectively, so that "accidentally do not turn into the wrong direction".When I tell this story to girls, then 80% of them say:"well and what?All right done!"

This is not an insult, it is a compliment. Then you will find out for yourself later. When I run the seven in the terminal, I’m a slave; when I turn off, I’m free :) Win is pure for work, Mac is for life :)
atlant_is : :-D Oh... ohhhhhhhhhhhh :)
The xxx :)
Atlant_is: I was slightly overwhelmed by Paphos :)

Well, who can buy a porch, do not weaken it and paint it in the favorite color of the beloved woman.
It is easier to pick up a much loved woman under the porch.

From the post on the forum:
I’m not saying I’m a very greedy person, but my personal frog is trained, quick and suspicious.

At the table sit an engineer-economist, a customs teacher and a sanitary traveler. And together we are a brigade of industrial climbers"
and ah. Also was. Two of us and a comrade drive an electrician on a suburban three-storey cottage, the third is engaged in sanitation. Candidate of technical sciences, major, senior teacher of the military university, comrade - mining engineer, who worked as a markshedder in the construction of the Petrograd metro, and a sanitary technician with a diploma of a military translator. I love my country!

It is violent, will you not?
I will!

Leonid Kantorovich, the only domestic winner of the Nobel Prize in Economics, in the late 1940s proposed to the Leningrad Wagon Building Plant to use mathematical methods to optimize the disclosure of steel sheets. After their introduction, the production of products significantly increased, but soon the management of the factory received a party excuse and stopped cooperating with mathematicians. It turned out that, firstly, due to the sharp reduction of steel waste, the plant did not fulfill the plan for the delivery of the debris. Secondly, the plan for the next year has been increased by the higher instances, but the plant has not been able to ensure this increase due to the full optimization of the process already taking place.

A: Son asks to buy a turtle. I am against all living things in the house except the household. But I could not refuse him. share your experience, what problems, what features you need to know. Where to go in case of incompatibility. thank you!

PS: The most important thing! If the turtle is large, it responds to the name of one of the Renaissance artists, loves pizza and friend of the rat. Do not take it in any case!!! to

I sit in the room with my wife and talk about life. In another room, a 3-year-old son is watching a cartoon. After the end, he comes to us.
I: Well what? How did the cartoon end?
Son: How about what? Books...

We get rid of the flies in the office. Hanged on the fork nets and under the ceiling sticky tapes!)
Indeed, most of the flies died from an overdose of lemonade in the director’s glass, which he accidentally left for the night.)

C Forum Quarter in SPB
I just called, complained that the water smells of gasoline, that in the morning I brushed my teeth and almost broke out.
To which I had the answer: "Such water can not be used to brush your teeth at all."
I asked: "Why then does she run out of the crane?"Which was the brilliant answer: "She ran and ran"...

Nate
All over the city posters "City of good deeds". People come and smile. And only I got a poster with the cuddled "d" in the last word. I tried to be evil all the way to work.

“The true characteristic of an uncultural person is to waste other people. He will not tilt to raise the evil to the urn, he throws the cigarettes from the windows of the apartment and the car. And also: such people are bad with spelling and punctuation.”
by N. Nestorov

xxx: I've been a couple of times in companies where before the call the prostitute came to work)
xxx: but usually it all ended up opening the site, cheating and closing it.
YYY: What are you crazy about?
zzz: the curve

When was the last time you had sex?
slashlv: 19 years ago
But you have 18.
SLASHLV: I am about the same.

The code is licensed.

the license.
Take whoever you want. Do what you want – change, distribute, sell. It is not necessary to indicate my authority. But if you do something interesting with the program or get interesting results as a result of its use - please write a comment.

You get used to everything with our people.
Smoking in the toilet is a banality. In the bathroom and cry, and paint, and change clothes, and kiss, besides what there really needs to be done.
But today I realized that our people are capable of surprising everyone. I go to the women’s toilet and I hear the sweet warm smell of delicious Chebureque. The silence of the only closed cabin.

answered
MrBigJoker: So tell me, why in the future, with all the typical flying taxis, aliens, and Mila Jovovich, Bruce Willis smokes from the light bulbs?

Vintage or Old School