armanx64: By the way, Davecha travelling through the city saw a satellite plate. I looked at it for a long time, trying to understand what caught me - well, a large, well straight, standing at the corner, like a hotboard, a typical receiver, well, as if everything is okay.

And suddenly I shut up - fucking, the plate is all black and under the shell is written!

Roskomnadzor has requested $100 million for the fight against piracy.
It just turned out.

xxx: But I thought, why is Andrew a perforator, if he lives in a wooden house, and the house is also wooden?
xxx: these functions do not cross the field of definition
Yyy: Well, the perforator in addition to holes also makes noise. Per as a child he felt offended when he turned on a perforator at home and received a hat from his neighbors. And now, when he has a country, he can turn on the perforator on quiet autumn evenings and enjoy the forgotten noise of childhood.
YYY: Yes, he’ll get a hat from his wife, but he’d hardly think so far, didn’t he?
Without a concrete block meter per meter, his happiness would be incomplete.
Here is an idea for a gift!!! to

to this:

It is a nonsense spoken by the official. The word is composed of the initial letters of the surnames Zhirinovsky, Misulin and Onishchenko.

Better than Gretzky. Even Miles is involved in the crazy speech.

HH: We live very well. There is only one computer in the house, we do not hide anything. And then she calls and cries about betrayal and some flowers. I didn’t close my mail and she knew everything.
I go to personal mail - a message about an order delivered from an in-net store of flowers, where I haven't purchased O_O for more than a year
......
hhh: The store apologizes and warms that there was a glucose and the system sent this to everyone in the base. The woman refused to call >_<
Vvv: Seek brothers in dishonesty and begin to walk together in wives.)

xxx: fucking, so many things have collapsed: to meet with one customer, to write a program to another, to call the bank, to order spare parts for the car, to buy products, to answer letters, and I also want to sleep!! to

I can sleep for you...

If the water and tears flowed out of my wall, it would mean that I was stolen by aliens and my brain was forgiven. Have you been stolen by aliens and have your brain ransomed?)))))
Tagged with > no
I was immediately a woman.

This is:
I work in the technical support of wireless internet. I am constantly amazed at human stupidity and ignorance. Can not find the start menu, do not know what the router is, go to the control panel for a minimum of 15 minutes. I understand that most can do it here, but teach this to grandmothers, mothers, etc. Sorry for the nerves, theirs and ours. I am sorry, it is overwhelming. Cat, admin and shredder
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Have you smoked anything there? I’ll tell you as an IT boss – you’re not a sapport – you’re shit. I advise you to resign. Everything you complain about is your problem. The user is not obliged to know how to configure the routers, what it is, how to administer the computer, etc. And you’re already so off-the-go that you offer grandmothers to teach routers to configure. Is your brain okay?

to this:
"Today I stumbled upon something in my own code and realized that it was time for the studio to turn off the point switch at all"
The programmer with Punto Switcher is a fierce shit!!! to

My story about the cat.
I am also the owner of a large Maine Coon. Red, with brushes and a gorgeous collar like a lion. The cat although castrated, but insanely playful and mobile. He walks through the street by himself. He always brings home rats from the basement, pigeons, crows and in general any small life for him to be wild.
To the fact that there is a dead animal next to my bed in the morning, I have become accustomed. I look at the floor next to the bed and then put my feet.
But to be fooled by the fact that this morning next to the bed there were two small suffocated tai-terriers, both in glamorous necklaces, I think it was overwhelming!

As a child, my mother and grandmother could never find a red hat for the girl in the store. So they bought her a blue beret. The tale of the wolf is over.

A celebration guys.

to this:
Mom passed Raven’s test on Aikyu
WOW: The result came out completely downright, 46 what, she is sitting crying, and she is not stupid at all.
yyy: Go to understand, we start again - the questions five norms made, and then the writer was, the next field with figures opens, and she with a joyful smile ticks into the completely wrong version of the answer and says - look how beautiful it turns out!
My mother is a designer. For all the other questions, she chose the most beautiful answer.
How can you not love it?"

Well, if a person chooses the most beautiful answer to other questions about life... then why be surprised? If a person has not yet learned to read, then 46 is quite high.

This smart, mature, beautiful woman:

I’ll reveal the secret to the boys. A woman is first attracted to a man’s mind, and then she falls in love with his body.

– is
Yes of course. and bladd. Everyone knows that the girls are massively dried by Gregory Perelman, and not by the actor from Sumerek.
Well, you go out on the street - the beauties don't give the glasses from the mahmut a passage, they hang on their neck. And the bullshit and glamorous masters are sadly going forever alone.

XXX: Updated today
This database was created by pirate version of IDA Pro!"
Naive, I would look at myself.

X: I went on a date today. The Virgin is beautiful. Oh, if you could click on the girl right and immediately find out all the characteristics: Brain Eating 6, Libido 10, PMS 4, Intelligence 8, Loyalty 4, Glamour 5
y: pears are also resistant to substances
X: And what anger will fall out of her

Here recently digged in a box, found deposits from the school of inspection works. 7 the class. The history. Given the names of different cool persons, it was necessary to explain who they were. The first is "Pope of Rome". My explanation is "The Head of the Church". Underlined, the red crying sign. Two are worth. I knew something was wrong with the church.

This is:
In 9th grade I ran 100 meters in 9 seconds.
This is a women’s world record!
Wow, I was told that too.
You are running like a grandmother!"
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Young man, and why are you still not the best sprinter in the world with such a result?? to
The world record for women, set in the 1980s 10.49 seconds, and for men in those years 9.93 and 9.92 seconds... Now 9.58 seconds (since 2009)...

Everyone served on August 2. Otherwise they get puzzles.

Just when I left the cemetery on a bike, a man told me that it was bad to ride here on a horse, blablabla...
He drove a tractor, that’s possible.

XXX: I am in trouble. No glimpse, no intrigue, no boring expectation
YYY: What happened?
The bus arrived on schedule for the second time in a week! Previously it was a tragic melodrama with elements of comedy and militant, and now a boring documentary (
YYYY: Yes, Mosgortrans has gone all the way.