My husband was at the visits of the Buranovs grandmothers...They told a terrible secret. And they say, for example, they call us to perform in Crocus City or Moscow City, or to fly to some other City, and we are ashamed to say where we intend (or rather what) to perform.

What a wise language!

XXX: I am in shock! Yesterday I turned on MTV, and there the music is rotating.

I died just about the wallpaper... It’s about my mother... She’s a doctor.
and. She put on the wallpaper...I told her...Don’t touch it!She has a small room in her apartment under Vasu, I bought wallpapers there.. Vaska has a lion and a tiger in my horoscope, and she loves all kinds of cats.. And here I bought wallpapers, so dear, with a drawing of savannah, there lions lie and lions look at them from trees.. the drawing must be combined.. my mom managed to combine so that on some clusters the lions in perverted poses adjusted to the lions.

>> xxx: Yes He came for her. I raise my eyes - it stands when the window just pops "formatting is complete".
I felt like a Darth Vader telling Luke that he was his father. and silent "noooooooooo" in his eyes

You are the fox.

zzz: accidentally received a key for Win 8
zzz: for the first time in his life used a legal screw
www and how?
zzz: as with a prostitute with a certificate from the KVD, about what is healthy)

Q: Do we go for a walk?
No, I am being taken to the doctor.
Go to the gynecologist? :D
Don’t believe it, go to a psychiatrist.
WOW: fucking, can my mom get into the room in time, how she feels... when with an abajur on her head, then with a light bulb in her mouth... now that the cat in the bowl stuck...

I am in a supermarket today. I resisted. Two men in front of them have already stood on the tape. 10 people behind.
The great-grandmother with a baton of bread: “Son, you can get up, I only have bread.” Go, grandmother of course.
The cashier breaks her bread, and a bunch of employees have gathered around, cameras, congratulations: grandmother - a million-dollar buyer!
Gifts to her there, a VIP discount card, flowers, videos, photos, etc.
Grandma is fucking.

When did you realize that it was over?
“When she learned and started dancing this grabbed gangstyl...

Is your heart not busy? and :)
YYY is busy. The Blood Shakes

xxx: we bought a blues-ray player here, there was karaoke in the set. Can you live for a month? Or two? 😉

I go home from work. The bus is full of battles, the driver opens the door at every stop. At the next stop he says to the entering:
Go further into the lounge, the back is full of space.
The guy from the back:
I don’t know whose back is full of space, but someone is already climbing in my back!

The first course. Matter of analysis.
The teacher gives:
So, we open our method on page 28. Let us look at the Dalumbera formula, now on the Poisson formula, and now on the Kirchhoff formula. Now I think everyone has become clear that the Dalumbera formula can be learned!

HH: And that we both have such a shit with personal life?
I don’t know who I am, but I personally managed to get married and have a child today.
Sims has installed?
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Tagged useless_faq

pif_paf
How do snowmen move? How is the lower ball called in anatomy?

urem_temon
A full beast. It seems to me that in this post the community has reached its peak in the category of the "most drug addiction issue."

I played with the German.
I found out he was from Germany.
I said I want to go there in the summer.
He was pleased.
I asked where in Berlin?
I said I haven’t bought a tank yet to go to Berlin.
He is out.)
I think I’m offended...

RT @kissmygrail
Armageddon was in December, it just didn’t work. Armageddon is celebrated for the Year of the Black Dragon.

After going through two parts of Dead Space, I learned one thing: women are evil, and dead women are double evil.

In connection with the frost, I remembered last year’s trip to Irkutsk Oblast.
I visited with friends for a week, and there was just the frost, and it would be nothing, but they live in the private sector, in their house and amenities, as I then thought, in the courtyard.
Before I leave, I say to the head of the family:
You are strong guys, Siberians, go to the toilet on such a frost several times a day, I apologize - your ass is frozen and at least henna.
Although I myself am a guy and weak, but I apologize - I endured as much as I could, if only the fifth point did not freeze.
In response, the head of the family looked at me surprised and said:
We go to the toilet in the house, in the fall, it is built, it is warm, and we run to the street sorting, because there is a good connection (that is, he ran, called, fled), so we are fools that the ass freezes!
And I stand, knock my eyes and think you’re not stupid.

Q: How many photos are there?
See also: 1024
One kilowatt photo! :D
The day has come when the joke about a programmer who thinks he’s at a distance of 1024 meters has ceased to be a joke.

On the street 5. Call a friend.

What are you doing there?
We are looking for Lucia.
Why Why?
I went into shit!